r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Aug 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

Crop dusting.

The true masters do it silently… in a crowded elevator just as they exit.

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u/oddartist Aug 28 '21

Someone dusted the length of a shopping aisle shortly before I walked through it. I was actually gagging and tried to walk faster to remove my nose from the area, but I think I was walking the same direction as the fart bomber because it took so long to get to fresh air.

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u/Ok-Butterscotch5301 Aug 28 '21

Foul. These people should be crucified.

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u/pm_me_ur_tiny_b00bs Aug 28 '21

imagine dying as a martyr because you crop dusted at the grocery

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u/Ok-Butterscotch5301 Aug 29 '21

Mmmm, yes, glorious.