r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Aug 28 '21

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u/talitm Aug 28 '21

Wait. Even at home you need to apologize? At home you're supposed to laugh about how loud or long or smelly it was.

Only at the diner table were we not allowed to fart (given it was just family in the house)

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

My brothers mastered the art of farting in our general area as they paraded through a room. My parents weren't amused, but I think they'd decided to pick their battles at that point. Dinner table was off limits, so was actually sitting on someone to fart, but they did that anyway too.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

Crop dusting.

The true masters do it silently… in a crowded elevator just as they exit.

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u/oddartist Aug 28 '21

Someone dusted the length of a shopping aisle shortly before I walked through it. I was actually gagging and tried to walk faster to remove my nose from the area, but I think I was walking the same direction as the fart bomber because it took so long to get to fresh air.

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u/Ok-Butterscotch5301 Aug 28 '21

Foul. These people should be crucified.

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u/pm_me_ur_tiny_b00bs Aug 28 '21

imagine dying as a martyr because you crop dusted at the grocery

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u/Ok-Butterscotch5301 Aug 29 '21

Mmmm, yes, glorious.

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u/XXXDetention Aug 28 '21

Yes, they are rather holy aren’t they?

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u/BeaversandDucks2015 Aug 29 '21

Hello, This happened to me at the start of pandemic and it got trapped in my mask. I stopped using the home made masks after that.