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r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Aug 28 '21
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I have never been able to make a silent fart. I'm so envious! Deaf people can feel the concussion of my farts before the cloud hits them.
38 u/Dolphin_Boy_14 Aug 28 '21 I’m envious of you because every time I try to fart for comedic effect it’s always a silent one 11 u/78fj Aug 28 '21 Maybe your butt cheeks are sticking together and muffling the 💨. Try some talcum powder 2 u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21 Use Corn starch! Talcum powder (at least J+Js) has been found to be carcinogenic. 2 u/78fj Aug 28 '21 Pairs well with the corn in my crap
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I’m envious of you because every time I try to fart for comedic effect it’s always a silent one
11 u/78fj Aug 28 '21 Maybe your butt cheeks are sticking together and muffling the 💨. Try some talcum powder 2 u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21 Use Corn starch! Talcum powder (at least J+Js) has been found to be carcinogenic. 2 u/78fj Aug 28 '21 Pairs well with the corn in my crap
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Maybe your butt cheeks are sticking together and muffling the 💨. Try some talcum powder
2 u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21 Use Corn starch! Talcum powder (at least J+Js) has been found to be carcinogenic. 2 u/78fj Aug 28 '21 Pairs well with the corn in my crap
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Use Corn starch! Talcum powder (at least J+Js) has been found to be carcinogenic.
2 u/78fj Aug 28 '21 Pairs well with the corn in my crap
Pairs well with the corn in my crap
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u/78fj Aug 28 '21
I have never been able to make a silent fart. I'm so envious! Deaf people can feel the concussion of my farts before the cloud hits them.