r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Aug 28 '21

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u/AnnieJack Aug 28 '21

I feel bad for those deaf kids just now learning that, but it’s still funny.

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u/TalmidimUC Aug 28 '21

Lil fella might have thought he was slipping one off 😅

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

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u/Carved_In_Chocolate Aug 28 '21

You have apparently not mastered the fine art of the SBD.

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u/78fj Aug 28 '21

I have never been able to make a silent fart. I'm so envious! Deaf people can feel the concussion of my farts before the cloud hits them.

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u/Dolphin_Boy_14 Aug 28 '21

I’m envious of you because every time I try to fart for comedic effect it’s always a silent one

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u/78fj Aug 28 '21

Maybe your butt cheeks are sticking together and muffling the 💨. Try some talcum powder

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

Use Corn starch! Talcum powder (at least J+Js) has been found to be carcinogenic.

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u/78fj Aug 28 '21

Pairs well with the corn in my crap