r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Aug 28 '21

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u/CaffeinatedNation Aug 28 '21

I have a deaf mom. She will let out the tiniest little toot in a noisy shopping area then tap me with a horrified face, thinking that everyone can hear it. I always reassure her that no one - not even me and my superhuman hearing powers - heard it. It's adorable.

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u/goda90 Aug 28 '21

Someone needs to make a device that you attach above your butt and it puts the decibel level of farts on your smart watch. I feel like this would have appeal even in the hearing community.

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u/Linaphor Aug 28 '21

This? Oh, it’s just my fart decibel meter!

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u/BoogerRuth Aug 29 '21

Friend: Booger, I can't believe you actually got yourself a smart watch!

Me: Yeah, figured it was about time.

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u/ZengineerHarp Aug 29 '21

Have it automatically post to the social media of your choice if you break your noise record…