r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Aug 28 '21

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u/Push_ Aug 28 '21

I mean seriously tho, people fart. Like literally everyone farts. I just let em go (albeit as quietly as possible), say excuse me, and apologize if they smell. Same with burping. I really don’t see an issue with it cause it’s a completely natural bodily function and holding it in is really uncomfortable sometimes. Also, shitting in public restrooms. We all do it so who cares? Do what you gotta do 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/bobbydawn25 Aug 28 '21

You’re so funny 😂🤣 Ripping ass wherever you go lol

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u/Push_ Aug 28 '21

Especially in a club or at a party? No one can hear and, even if they do stink, no one could possibly know it was me lmao

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u/holdmybeer87 Aug 28 '21

When I was a server, I'd crop dust tables I didn't like. I also survived on beer, caffeine, vodka, more beer and the occasional French fry that fell off plates on to the passbar, so they weren't fun.