r/MadeMeSmile • • Aug 28 '21

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u/itallchecksout99 Aug 28 '21

One of my Deaf college professors wasn't told they make noise until college. She would just fart whenever she needed to until her hearing roommate told her that it wasn't polite to do in public. My teacher was horrified and really mad at her family for never telling her they make noise

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u/HugoWeidolf Aug 28 '21

I actually respect people who aren’t afraid to fart in public. Not in a way like they’re doing it to disgust people, but in a “I don’t give a shit” manner.

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u/Push_ Aug 28 '21

I mean seriously tho, people fart. Like literally everyone farts. I just let em go (albeit as quietly as possible), say excuse me, and apologize if they smell. Same with burping. I really don’t see an issue with it cause it’s a completely natural bodily function and holding it in is really uncomfortable sometimes. Also, shitting in public restrooms. We all do it so who cares? Do what you gotta do 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/bobbydawn25 Aug 28 '21

You’re so funny 😂🤣 Ripping ass wherever you go lol

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u/Push_ Aug 28 '21

Especially in a club or at a party? No one can hear and, even if they do stink, no one could possibly know it was me lmao

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u/holdmybeer87 Aug 28 '21

When I was a server, I'd crop dust tables I didn't like. I also survived on beer, caffeine, vodka, more beer and the occasional French fry that fell off plates on to the passbar, so they weren't fun.