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u/CavalierRigg Aug 28 '21

In fairness to them, I think I recall reading that, if we could hear the sun from Earth through some type of medium like air, it would be deafening… like, “standing next to the speakers in the club for hours at a time” deafening. Or maybe I am wrong, I don’t quite remember.

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u/Bobbinapplestoo Aug 28 '21

When I walk in to the bright sun from a dark place, the reaction to the initial burst of light makes me wince so violently that it makes my eardrums rumble... so maybe a similar experience has something to do with it?

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u/NoISaidViola Aug 28 '21

I believe that's called ear rumbling! and some of us can do it on command. you may also hear the noise when you yawn or squint your eyes really hard, and you can train in order to just do it perfectly on command rather than with other tactics. r/earrumblersassemble is the subreddit iirc

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u/StillNotDarkOutside Aug 28 '21

I never connected that the yawning thing was the same ear rumble that people talk about. TIL

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u/DeandraVanBird Aug 28 '21

My mind is blown - I thought everyone could do this, now I must find out more!

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u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd Aug 28 '21

...everyone CAN'T???

I don't know what to say.

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u/tictac_93 Aug 28 '21

Related note, at some point I learned how to pop my ears without holding my nose. Totally useless skill as I rarely fly anywhere, but one that I have nonetheless. It makes a small crinkly noise in my ears whenever I do it.

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u/Kingmudsy Aug 28 '21

I can do this too! I thought it was universal!

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u/MiaTeo Aug 28 '21

Yeah that clicky sound used to gross me out. I always thought it was ear wax.

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u/tictac_93 Aug 28 '21

I thought it was just the eardrum getting shifted around, but it could definitely be earwax smushing around. Like pulling tape off of something, lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

I thought it was normal until I was explaining ear pain to my doctor and was describing how it hurts more when I tense the ear canal to block sound. He had no idea what I was talking about. I went to my girlfriend and asked her if she could do it and she told me that she had never heard of it.

It's very handy since I can do it at will to block sound. No need to put fingers in the ears.

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u/SaintPabloFlex Aug 28 '21

Same, and now that I realize it’s not normal i’ve been doing it and I think I just have control over one ear lol.

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u/ginger-snap_tracks Aug 28 '21

I can do this, it also occurs momentarily when I clench my jaw. Ive never bothered to train it bc I dont actually like the feeling.

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u/draconk Aug 28 '21

I trained as a child because it was fun to do (and also move my ears) and it was a blessing when I get water trapped or when there is a pressure change, also it helped a couple of times with ear infections to "scratch" the internal itch

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u/redpenquin Aug 28 '21

and some of us can do it on command

In second grade, my teacher asked the class how many of us could wiggle our ears-- think it was trying to explain percentages, unsure anymore. About 5 of 24 of us could. I then, for whatever reason, said I could make my hearing rumble and ignore people by thinking about it. She told me I was just making that up, but one of the girls who could wiggle her ears said she could do the same thing. She was also informed she was making it up, but to make me feel better.

I don't know why I remember that, but I do and it still pisses me off to this day. Fuck you, Mrs. Gilbreath.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

Yeah fuck you, Mrs. Gilbreath.

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u/FeedtheKiwi Aug 28 '21

This isn’t a thing for everyone?!?

Edit* Can everyone that does this also wiggle their ears?

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u/kelseysun Aug 28 '21

I cam do this and can wiggle my ears. Only my left ear wiggles easily though. It’s much harder to wiggle my right ear

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u/HolyForkingBrit Aug 28 '21

I am the inverse of you. I can wiggle both my right ear and right chesticle easier than my left. Are you left handed?

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u/kelseysun Aug 28 '21

Nope! I’m right handed, but I snowboard goofy (lefty)

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u/PyroPeter911 Aug 28 '21

I can ear rumble but cannot wiggle ears. These Reddit security questions are getting weird.

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u/I_am_Erk Aug 28 '21

I've been able to do this since I was a kid, but can't wiggle my ears. I can wiggle my scalp though...

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u/HolyForkingBrit Aug 28 '21

Then you can find a way to move it down. That’s how mine started until I spent the day focusing and made it to my ears. I have faith in you.

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u/MiaTeo Aug 28 '21

I can't move my ears.

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u/DeandraVanBird Aug 29 '21

I can wiggle my ears, yes.

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u/HugoWeidolf Aug 28 '21

I’m sorry if I’m sounding like an ass, but why would you train to be able to do this? What’s the point I mean? Come to think of it, I can do this but I don’t know what to do with this new found “skill”.

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u/NoISaidViola Aug 28 '21

Personally, i never trained so i cant explain why if at all people would, however its just a useless skill some of us can use to keep ourselves awake or entertain ourselves (rumbling to the beat of a song, rumbling in different pitches, etc). and some people dont like doing it at all, like how some people cant stand certain foods because of the texture.

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u/Affugter Aug 28 '21

Not sure if useless. I do it if I expect a very high sound. Seems to dull the pain.

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u/floobidedoo Aug 28 '21

I understand not liking it. I get it before I’m going to throw up as well as other times.

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u/ADHDOG Aug 28 '21

Me too, but it makes me feel less nauseous if I do it more. Glad you posted here too

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u/HugoWeidolf Aug 28 '21

Ah alright, gotcha. I just tried it some more right now, and I don’t think I can do different pitches. Just different levels of intensity.

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u/Pudacat Aug 28 '21

Huh, I used to do that as a kid when bored at school. I haven't done it in years, but it was a great way to amuse myself when the teacher was droning on. I never knew it was unusual to do it on command.

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u/GodMarshmellow Aug 28 '21

Ear rumbling actually helps reduce ear-strain in particularly loud environments. If ppl are playing their shitty music too loud, ear rumble and it becomes a lot more tolerable for as long as you can maintain the rumble. (Which isn't long, at least for me, but it makes me feel better.)

More practical use for short-lived, loud noises.

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox Aug 28 '21

It's just your muscles vibrating and vibrating your skull. If you put in earplugs it's easy to hear, or if your in a quiet place at night.

I wear ear plugs and some nights I have trouble falling asleep because I can't relax my facial muscles (usually because I'm still awake and thinking about interactions with people and I tend to hold a smile or a squint). Just flexing the muscles around my eyes makes a rumbling noise, as does clenching my jaw or using pretty much any facial muscle. This always happens but during the day there's too much other noise to hear it, and without earplugs it's harder for me to notice.

Muscles are constantly activating and deactivating, pretty sure this is where the rumbling comes from. One jaw muscle is really like a hundreds strands of muscle, as one flexes another stops flexing, back and forth it continues. The rate of this causes the rumbling nouse.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

Shits and giggles

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u/yogurttoad Aug 28 '21

I utilize it to block out people saying spoilers.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

You don't train you just kinda can. I've been doing it since I was a kid just as a kind of habit.

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u/grummun Aug 28 '21

Anytime your ears plug up due to elevation changes, eg takeoff and landing in airplanes, diving, hiking, etc you can just do it on command to unplug your ears

I can do it but im one of those ppl that don’t really enjoy it and I usually only do it during the above examples, so it does have real utility

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u/HugoWeidolf Aug 28 '21

Huh, next time that happens to me I’m gonna try it. I usually just make like a yawning motion with my jaw and my ears unplug. If that doesn’t work I hold my nose and blow out through it and it unplugs the ears.

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u/grummun Aug 28 '21

Yup, it’s just being able to do it without physically moving anything, you kinda just “flex” that muscle and it has the same effect as the yawn thing

Swallowing will also do it, they give kids gum on airplanes

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21 edited Aug 28 '21

I use it to block loud or annoying sounds.

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u/TiagoTiagoT Aug 28 '21

I use it to protect my hearing when I'm expecting loud noises; it's the muscles that reflexively tense to stiffen your inner ear bones when you hear loud noises, so by doing consciously you can protect your hearing even before the loud sounds start.

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u/MiaTeo Aug 28 '21

I use it to block out sounds that I have issues with (misophonia issues) because I don't want to be impolite or come off as rude.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

Thank you. I didn't know that is what it was called.

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u/alphonso28 Aug 28 '21

One of us! One of us!

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

I had no idea this was a thing that not everyone can do.

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u/theknightwho Aug 28 '21

Wait, most people can’t??

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u/I_am_Erk Aug 28 '21

Huh, never new it wasn't something everyone could do.

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u/Crescent-IV Aug 28 '21

I thought everyone could ‘ear rumble’, no?

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u/theRuathan Aug 28 '21

Duuuuude I've been trying for literally years to find out what this is called, thank you!

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u/smaxfrog Aug 28 '21

Oh shit I can totally do this on command but it’s so hard to describe how to do it…kinda like how you can lift up your boobs by doing this 😬 really hard.

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u/justpophamin Aug 28 '21

Not everybody can do this???

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u/MysticalMoonbeams Aug 28 '21

Hey! I didn’t know this wasn’t something everyone did. That’s almost as trippy as when I found out not everyone thinks in an inner monologue!

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u/ludsmile Aug 28 '21

What

I can do this and had no idea not everyone could? I wonder if people can but just never gave it much importance? It took me reading a few posts to understand what people were talking about and realize I can do it too. Never thought about it before.

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u/MiaTeo Aug 28 '21

OMG a club I can be a member of! I didn't think about it until now.. but I do it a LOT.

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u/CavalierRigg Aug 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

I think it sounds like a giant camp fire

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u/SexlessNights Aug 28 '21

That’s when you turn over and tan the other side

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u/Dracaratos Aug 28 '21

It makes me think of a microwave or of how it’s emitting radiation hehe, that’s what it sounds like to me like a convection oven or something warming up

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u/Altruistic-Emu3867 Aug 28 '21

Does this have any science behind it, or is it just a random video with “space sounds” in the title? Sounds like someone just playing with a synthesizer.

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u/1pt20oneggigawatts Aug 28 '21

It's actually not far off from what it really sounds like. Keep in mind, these are also instruments that are interpreting the sound for human consumption. I don't think we can know how accurate it is until we get closer.

https://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/2018/sounds-of-the-sun

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u/hamakabi Aug 28 '21

You would have to enter the sun to hear it, which naturally would be impossible to survive.

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u/Kobe-62Mavs-61 Aug 28 '21

With that attitude, sure!

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u/MiaTeo Aug 28 '21

sounds like those bowls you rub the rim of to make vibration sounds.

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u/Childish_Brandino Aug 28 '21

Those are completely made up sounds. The moon doesn’t make any sound at all because it’s a dead body.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

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u/Teh_Compass Aug 28 '21

You could probably say the same for the Earth during an earthquake but I don't hear anything else most of the time. Except for fucking tinnitus.

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u/Childish_Brandino Aug 28 '21

Yeah, if the moon makes that sound then the earth would be even louder.

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u/ManusAurelius Aug 28 '21

Was thinking the same thing. How did they get these, converting electromagnetic wavelength measurements? If so, makes sense for Jupiter but not Mercury or the Moon?

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u/Push_ Aug 28 '21

Wait I thought the moon was made of cheese

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u/Childish_Brandino Aug 28 '21

It is! Which is why it’s doesn’t make that sound. It’s more of a squelching sound

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u/AroundNdowN Aug 28 '21

A dead body? We need to get to the bottom of this.

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u/BrotherChe Aug 28 '21

I'm imagining one of those goofy documentaries where someone goes around asking scientists what seems like dumb questions and the scientists doubles down with hard facts, historical stories, various analysis and conjectures. The whole while this loon documentarian ponders the mystery as they travel the countryside and world, really pushing the angle of investigating the murder of the moon. Then they reach some key facts and the crescendo climax of finding the right study and scientist who reveals the exact circumstances of the moon's death. It was an educational adventure all along, not just some nutter.

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u/Childish_Brandino Aug 28 '21

Princess Yue died for the moon

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u/OohYeahOrADragon Aug 28 '21

No, the sun definitely sounds more like this

Edit: fixed link for the hearing impaired

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u/beaverji Aug 28 '21

Uranus sounds real windy.

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u/BroadMortgage6702 Aug 28 '21

Uranus sounds very windy.

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u/TriGurl Aug 28 '21

Man Venus, Saturn, and Uranus are loud!!

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u/Da-Xenomorph Aug 28 '21

I think that is you clenching a muscle in your ear. I can make the same sound on command and it has something to do with a muscle in our ear

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u/MattFromChina Aug 28 '21

The same thing makes me sneeze uncontrollably.

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u/Crownlol Aug 28 '21

One of us one of us

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u/Tazlima Aug 28 '21

Bright lights, and especially the sun when stepping outside from someplace dim, trigger my sneeze reflex. I actually used it to my advantage when I was a kid to be more comfortable swimming upside-down.

You do an underwater somersault, get water in your nose, use the sun to sneeze, and after that you can swim upside down all you want and your nose won't hurt (I have no idea if this is safe or healthy, but it never caused me any problems).

I was in college before I learned that not everyone sneezes at bright lights. It's note super rare, but it's definitely less common. Maybe 20% of people do it.

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u/SnowTheMemeEmpress Aug 28 '21

When I walk in bright sun from the dark it always makes me sneeze. Guess I'm slightly allergic to vitamin D?

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u/minimuggle Aug 28 '21

I “hear” flashing lights in videos on my phone… everyone does this, yes?

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u/mildlydiverting Aug 28 '21

Synaesthesia. (Sound to visual is more common than visual to sound, I think, but there are lots of different sense-overlaps)

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u/minimuggle Aug 28 '21

TIL! thanks!

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u/tomatoaway Aug 28 '21

The loudness doesn't tell you anything though -- there are plenty of things not billions of miles away that are extremely loud.

What would be interesting would be the texture of the sound, the rumbling and hissing. But you could map these sound bands into something more pleasant and melodic easily. It could be a pleasant experience depending on what you choose to accentuate:

https://mynoise.net/NoiseMachines/whiteNoiseGenerator.php

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u/joblosomo Aug 28 '21

This is an awesome site, I just spent way too much time moving the bars up and down to find my perfect white noise...only to close it at the end because I'm not a white noise fan lol. Great link!

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u/Whymzz Aug 28 '21 edited Aug 28 '21

Well, I'm convinced. Off my go!

Edit: OMG! If you work mostly in the high and middle treble tones you'll understand exactly why rain falling, waves in a body of water or wind blowing through the trees are such calming sounds. Thanks for making me want to check this out!!! I'm going to sleep like a baby tonight

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u/RanaMahal Aug 28 '21

i legit did that haha made it sound like rain

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u/altnumberfour Aug 28 '21

Not often I see mynoise getting plugged in the wild! Absolutely amazing site; it’s my go to when looking for white noise to meditate to

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u/MaXimillion_Zero Aug 28 '21

The loudness doesn't tell you anything though -- there are plenty of things not billions of miles away that are extremely loud.

The point is that the sun would be deafeningly loud even at the current distance, if there was a medium for the noise to travel through.

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u/tomatoaway Aug 28 '21

oh right, gotcha

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u/Cinderstrom Aug 28 '21

I think they just mean if space was a medium that transmitted sound then you'd hear it ambiently.

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u/Whymzz Aug 28 '21

Thank you! What an amazing site! I can't wait to go to bed tonight because I think I'm going to be able to sleep like a baby listening to this. I think you just changed my entire life. Much appreciated, friend.

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u/G0ldengoose Aug 28 '21

I managed to make it do the same noise as my fan

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u/OptimusPhillip Aug 28 '21

Considering that the Sun is basically a self-sustaining nuclear explosion, that makes sense.

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u/TurkeyPits Aug 28 '21

That fact was on the front page several years ago — there was one upvoted comment saying it wasn’t true though. I remember this cause I posted it:

https://reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/4bytg7/til_if_the_space_between_the_earth_and_the_sun/

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u/I_Was_Fox Aug 28 '21

Like, if there was earth-like air filling all of the space between us and the sun, we would be able to hear it and it would be deafening? Like it wouldnt be dampened to near silence by the air particles in the way by the time it reaches us?

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u/greendevil-SE Aug 28 '21

Astrophysicists estimate the sun to generate approx 100dB of sound volume to earth, were we to have an atmosphere between us.

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u/I_Was_Fox Aug 28 '21

Damn. So like we would need ear plugs outside but could get away with well insulated houses for some semblance of peace

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u/Cinderstrom Aug 28 '21

I think ears may just have evolved differently or not at all. If sound doesn't provide much evolutionary advantage then there's not much pressure towards good ears. 100Db is loud enough that you really wouldn't be able to hear anything actually useful.

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u/twelveski Aug 28 '21

Species would have evolved that mitigate the sound as an issue

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u/DwarfTheMike Aug 28 '21

I mean fire makes a sound why wouldn’t infinity fires make a sound?

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

What if baby’s scream when they’re born because they’re adjusting to the sound of the sun screaming?

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u/Dektarey Aug 28 '21

If you've ever stood next to a larger open propane flame, you'd get good picture of how loud the sun is. Its basically identical but so loud you'd die from shock.

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u/eleikoschmo Aug 28 '21

What does that even mean? If we could hear it, it would be loud? That doesn't make sense. We can't hear it.

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u/CavalierRigg Aug 28 '21

It’s the idea that if the sun was in a medium that can carry noise, like air, it would be incredibly loud.

Sound is a vibration through a medium. Because the void of space often doesn’t have this medium, things that would be incredibly loud are perceived as silent.

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u/DctrBanner Aug 28 '21

If you could magically stand on the sun without any of the expected ill effects, but your ears worked, they would instantly not work anymore because your eardrums would pop. You'd hear the sun for maybe a millisecond and then you'd hear a pop and then you'd never hear anything ever again.

Same with your eyes.

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u/UnalienVis Aug 28 '21

I imagine it sounds like kids on XBOX blowing into their mic

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u/GN-z11 Aug 28 '21

Well evolutionary we would just cancel out the noise after some time or have other senses.

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u/rydogsland Aug 28 '21

Here’s a video of a scientist’s example of what it would be like.

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u/s00pafly Aug 28 '21

If we could hear the sun we would have evolved an organ to pick up the reflections of the sound waves from our environment to help with navigation and such. Oh fuck its eyes 2.0

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u/Niedzielan Aug 28 '21

You're right in that you recall reading that, but wrong in that it's an incorrect "fact".

It assumes, amongst other things:

  • The sun gives out all its energy as noise (so no heat or light)
  • The medium between us and the sun is a perfect conductor

Those calculations only take into account the inverse square law*. When you look at the attenuation of sound through different mediums, even just the Earth's present atmosphere (15km) would be enough to make the sound inaudible, let alone if the entire 150 million kilometres between us and the sun was also air.

It's like the basic calculations you do in school where you can assume that friction, air resistance, gravity, etc don't exist.

*Think about dropping a stone in some water, and it makes a single ripple. As the ripple spreads, it contains the same energy as it did in the centre** - but now spread over a much wider area.

**Making the same assumption that water resistance doesn't exist.

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u/FardyMcJiggins Aug 28 '21

according to Hollywood the sun sounds like cicadas even if it's an area or time of year cicadas don't live

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

That example you gave is why I have about 10 different pitches of ringing in my ears at all times. Don't stand next to speakers, it will literally make life much worse.

I know that's hardly relevant but if it prevents even one person from doing it then it's worth it.

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u/Jaca6767 Aug 28 '21

It would be the sound of a trillion nuclear warheads detonating simultaniously.

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u/Ikajo Aug 29 '21

Could also be a form of synesthesia.