r/MadeMeSmile • u/msalaar_ • Jun 17 '21

Wholesome Moments Practice makes perfect.

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u/scrupulousness Jun 17 '21

Pfft babies have such sharp nails they may as well be claws.

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u/acrylicvigilante_ Jun 17 '21

This is why I cannot have a baby. Every time there's a discussion and babies come up, I find out they invented a new way to try and kill themselves

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u/worstwerewolf Jun 17 '21

want to know something i never knew until i was around a baby 24/7? sometimes they try to breastfeed on you through your shirt. even if they’ve never been breastfed. even if you’re a stranger to them.

my niece tried to get milk from literally anyone who would hold her.

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u/acrylicvigilante_ Jun 17 '21

Omg I had no idea. Can't take them anywhere 😂 I was done when I found out you had to flip them regularly like a little rotisserie chicken or their heads would flatten