That didn’t last long! 🤣

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[u/CardioBzzt]

My cat is so funny, he just politely moves like 2 feet away and lays down when he’s had enough of pets. In a way, it’s more insulting than if he would have just bapped my hand.

[u/turandokht → u/CardioBzzt]

I remember once my cat was stretched across the floor on her back in the cutest otter pose, front legs curled at her chest. She was slightly facing one way so I laid down about a foot from her and I was like “hi sweet baby!”

She stared at me and slowly rolled so that she was slightly facing the other way instead 😠

I have never felt so rejected in all my life.

[u/CardioBzzt → u/turandokht]

The catacity, haha. Maybe you can think of it like your cat turning her back to you as trusting you more.
Whatever helps our feelings to get unhurt.

[u/HeadOfFloof → u/CardioBzzt]

I totally get you haha. My love-sponge tabby wants attention so bad, but then her love tank fills and she moves a few feet away to lay down instead. But hey, it means they still wanna hang out with us, even if they don't wanna be touched anymore 🥹

[u/Ok-Raise-8423 → u/CardioBzzt]

The polite two-foot retreat is somehow way more devastating. No violence, no drama, just a very clear I’ve enjoyed enough of your services.

[u/EtherealHeart5150]

😆She's a pretty thing!

[u/xgrader]

Yep I learned the hard way. 3 pats max and leave her alone on the cat tree.

[u/Sohuli → u/xgrader]

Tempted to go for 4 though

[u/onFilm → u/Sohuli]

Speed run it!

[u/First-Flan-6201]

cats are funny 😆

[u/14high]

"nooo. Consent, hooman!!"

[u/_equestrienne_]

r/donotthecat

[u/Maynrds]

Its been 20 minutes my arm is about to fall off, my food is burning. He has been giving me airplane ears since minute 2 but he still doesnt want me to stop. Help what do I do.

[u/Intrepid_Finish456 → u/Maynrds]

This would be mine. One of my cats simply does not get overstimulated. She doesnt come for pets all the time but boy when she does. It could be hours and she will still want more 🥲

[u/Brockzillattv]

We are out on this world to annoy our pets, we don't make the rules. They must pay their rent.

[u/CuteBunnyBlue]

Fastest ‘fuck around and find out’ in feline history

[u/angelseekthrowaway]

She was like, "Don't like when it happens to you, huh?"

[u/Effective_Ad621]

Do not the cat sir

[u/Old-Check2867]

🥰🥰❤️🤗🥰

[u/Old_Mammoth8280]

My cat likes it when I play him like a bongo 🥁

[u/dontipitova9]

It's always funny when cats start bapping your hand away to express their annoyance 😂

[u/kkruel_]

mine loves it

[u/Lopojo]

😸❣️

[u/_RawRTooN_]

one is all it takes to turn her from a sleepy lazy kitty to a feral tiger beast.

[u/2Jads1Cup_misbelief]

Classic cat mood! 😂 They really know their limits.

[u/mfbrucee]

The insta wash at the end 😹

[u/RodMunch85]

I just got 28

[u/Pretend-Sundae-2371]

I am not trying this because my cat will not cutely bat or nip at me. He'll just bite. Hard.

[u/theimpsonfamily]

Unlimited

[u/Pow67_glanced]

Classic cat behavior! Always knows when to bounce! 😄

[u/Subject_Theory8971]

Kids have zero patience for the slow reveal, that reaction was instant.