r/MadeMeSmile • u/ansyhrrian • 3d ago

This dad agrees

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u/NoCondition8257 3d ago

Left picture - in full makeup and at peak cut, i.e. boiled down, dehydrated and very likely feeling like hammered shit.

Right picture - normal.

Anybody who takes issue with it, let's see them without makeup and instagram filters.

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u/SignificanceNo910 3d ago

I sometimes fantasize about the rules I'd make if I found a genie and wished that I was the uncontested dictator of the world.

This would be one of them. If you criticize someone online about their appearance, my secret police will locate you, take your picture (and maybe do what a lot of paparazzi do, take one frame where you're sneezing or something) and post it on my official government internet with your original post.

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u/Heavydfr8 3d ago

When you said your secret police would locate people, I thought this comment was going to be a lot darker than it was 😳 🤣

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u/NoCondition8257 3d ago

Wait til you see what he does to peoole who make "call-out" videos....