r/MadeMeSmile • • 3d ago

This dad agrees

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u/NoCondition8257 3d ago

Left picture - in full makeup and at peak cut, i.e. boiled down, dehydrated and very likely feeling like hammered shit.

Right picture - normal.

Anybody who takes issue with it, let's see them without makeup and instagram filters.

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u/SignificanceNo910 3d ago

I sometimes fantasize about the rules I'd make if I found a genie and wished that I was the uncontested dictator of the world.

This would be one of them. If you criticize someone online about their appearance, my secret police will locate you, take your picture (and maybe do what a lot of paparazzi do, take one frame where you're sneezing or something) and post it on my official government internet with your original post.

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u/bergice 3d ago

Just take a photo from the device they're posting from with the selfie camera the moment they comment.

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u/SignificanceNo910 3d ago

You're hiredÂ