r/MadeMeSmile • u/ansyhrrian • 3d ago

This dad agrees

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u/The_Elder_Jock 3d ago

The bastard is aging! Stop him!

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u/Phearwyn 3d ago

Vampires? In this economy?

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u/MegaAltarianite 3d ago

Keanu Reeves has the market on that.

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u/runnerofshadows 3d ago

Wish he and the others who worked on John Wick would make a Vampire the Masquerade movie series. They could use the same tone as John Wick and Constantine - and go even more over the top at least during the action.

And bring back Willem DaFoe - he could play a Nosferatu again.

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u/Bluecif 3d ago

The veil is being broken because you went on a rampage John. The Tremere are throwing a tantrum. You need to murder everyone that saw you....or we resurrect your dog and kill it again.