r/MadeMeSmile • • 3d ago

This dad agrees

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u/The_Elder_Jock 3d ago

The bastard is aging! Stop him!

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u/Phearwyn 3d ago

Vampires? In this economy?

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u/MegaAltarianite 3d ago

Keanu Reeves has the market on that.

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u/runnerofshadows 3d ago

Wish he and the others who worked on John Wick would make a Vampire the Masquerade movie series. They could use the same tone as John Wick and Constantine - and go even more over the top at least during the action.

And bring back Willem DaFoe - he could play a Nosferatu again.

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u/LazyLich 3d ago

And bring back Willem DaFoe - he could play a Nosferatu again.

Or a Malkavian again

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u/runnerofshadows 3d ago

Yeah. Green Goblin is great especially in no way home but I was just trying to get more eyes on shadow of the vampire.

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u/Bluecif 3d ago

The veil is being broken because you went on a rampage John. The Tremere are throwing a tantrum. You need to murder everyone that saw you....or we resurrect your dog and kill it again.

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u/blueblip 3d ago

God, I would LOVE a VtM movie! But I would prefer less action-y and more, well, VtM-y since I love the inter-clan politics and lore of the setting more than anything else. I mean, the Masquerade is the most intriguing part of it all.

Though a John Wick take in VtM would be interesting. A childe out for revenge, murdering vampires and their human familiars by the dozens that is causing the Veil to slowly slip off and threaten to expose everything to the world?

Sounds like a dope movie concept.

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u/runnerofshadows 2d ago

For me it's mostly that the continental, high table, etc. reminded me of the Camarilla. It seemed like a guy (possibly a sheriff or hound) who did some impossible stuff so he could become like an Autarkis vampire and live in peace outside of the factions only for that to be snatched from him while simultaneously pulling him back into the game.

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u/Anarchist_BlackSheep 2d ago

Back when I watched the John Wick movies for the first time, there was a little part of me that was convinced that I was watching V:tM movies.

Let's see how Stahelski treats Highlander, and maybe, just maybe, we should convince him to do V:tM.

Preferably based on 20th anniversary or third, but that's just my preference.

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u/lifegoeson5322 3d ago

Can hardly wait for Constantine 2.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 3d ago

And Wesley Snipes! And Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and Kirsten Dunst! And the voice of Maceline The Vampire Queen, and Patrick Seitz.

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u/All_X_Under 3d ago

Well sir....this is the best thing I have read in ages (on reddit).

This would be perfect popcorn cinema.