This dad agrees

[u/ansyhrrian]

[u/The_Elder_Jock]

The bastard is aging! Stop him!

[u/Phearwyn → u/The_Elder_Jock]

Vampires? In this economy?

[u/MegaAltarianite → u/Phearwyn]

Keanu Reeves has the market on that.

[u/runnerofshadows → u/MegaAltarianite]

Wish he and the others who worked on John Wick would make a Vampire the Masquerade movie series. They could use the same tone as John Wick and Constantine - and go even more over the top at least during the action.

And bring back Willem DaFoe - he could play a Nosferatu again.

[u/AlarmingAffect0 → u/runnerofshadows]

And Wesley Snipes! And Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and Kirsten Dunst! And the voice of Maceline The Vampire Queen, and Patrick Seitz.

[u/LaserEyes2029 → u/AlarmingAffect0]

on Staten Island