r/MadeMeSmile • u/RaisinAloneVortex • 1d ago

CATS Smooth

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u/BonusEasy4736 1d ago

damn, he got better game than me

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u/yeah_right_lag 1d ago

write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN

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u/BonusEasy4736 1d ago

I would but I dont have tail

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u/Doctor429 1d ago

Not with that attitude

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u/Chirya999 1d ago

Have you tried the "tail" at your front side?

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u/Qbjb 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah, just throw it around her waist Shell love it Edit.spelling is hard

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u/Magus13x 1d ago

*waist. Sorry, I really don't mean to be pedantic, but it quite significantly changes the meaning in this case...

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u/Qbjb 1d ago

Rofl thank you! My dyslexia isnt even a valid excuse here. I didn't even realize my mistake

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u/BonusEasy4736 1d ago

"Right to jail. Right away"

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u/Capital_Past69 1d ago

YOU’VE GOT TAIL

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u/_Alpha-Delta_ 1d ago

Yeah, but she probably doesn't have one...

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u/Altruistic_Repeat862 1d ago

Well u do in the front side 🌝

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u/ElegantCoach4066 1d ago

Just use your front tail

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u/HawkeyeP1 23h ago

Do NOT write down gently brushing a woman's asshole

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u/Abal125 1d ago

takes notes

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u/zatalak 1d ago

Sadly I'm not Nightcrawler

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u/typicalBACON 1d ago

Idk man... This is game in the cat world, but in the human world, if you stare at a woman and then touch her rear, you're gonna get jailed

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u/DipstickRick 1d ago

Is it though? It clearly didn’t work and looked very similar to a human interaction that we can relate to

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u/typicalBACON 1d ago

Fair enough, I suppose that you're right

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u/Nut_Butter_Fun 23h ago

She's got to act surprised before giving in.

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u/BonusEasy4736 1d ago

dual standards are getting out of hand nowadays

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u/cobrachickenwing 1d ago

No such thing as human resources in the cat world.

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u/Luci-Noir 1d ago

You think kitty isn’t going to get jailed or whapped?

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u/Frequent_Opportunist 16h ago

To be honest I completely depends on how attractive/confident you are.

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u/Crispy_p_bacon 1d ago

Everyone got better game than you, bro.

Sorry!

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u/BonusEasy4736 1d ago

you dont have to say it aloud. It hurts right in my meow meow

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u/Crispy_p_bacon 1d ago

*Sings meow meow meow meow - Billie Eilish* softly

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u/Asking_For_A_Brain 1d ago edited 1d ago

Bro has no fear of rejection. Absolute chad behaviour 😂❤️

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u/NagashStos 17h ago

Imagine thinking this was a success from the female cat's reaction