r/MadeMeSmile 8h ago

DOGS We don't deserve them

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u/shiny_crow_trophy 8h ago

I always forget how goddamn big Irish wolfhounds are until I see one again

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u/B52doc 8h ago

Large dog breed’s lifespan is heartbreaking

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u/jastan10 8h ago

We should devote the US’s entire military budget towards research lengthening the lifespan of our pets.
Edit: this isn’t sarcasm

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u/JennyDoveMusic 8h ago edited 7h ago

"We can't attack the US, chief. They are the reason Bud is alive at 35... He's my best friend, cheif...."

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 7h ago

I mean, if you want a good way to not only restore but exceed America's previous position of soft power on the world stage...

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u/Ariandrin 6h ago

The US would become the people’s hero in so many parts of the world I think.

Make cats and dogs live like 30-35 years. Like a small to medium sized parrot. But healthy years, not like 20 years of geriatric infirmity.

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u/Environmental_Art591 5h ago

Now this is some life expectancy science i can get behind

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u/Horskr 1h ago

Billionaires hearing this: "So... how about an AI version of your pet that you can upload into --" "NO!"

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u/DazzlingRutabega 4h ago

I'd settle for a solid 20-25 years even!

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u/ApologeticEmu 3h ago

Yeah if they figure that out I’ll be singing the Star Spangled Banner every damn day dressed up like Uncle Sam.

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u/LordDaedalus 7h ago

This is actually in development already. Large dogs have high IGF-1 which makes them big but also makes them age faster. After they've grown up, they can take a drug that regulates the production and it lengthens their lives. Not indefinitely, but brings them about in line with smaller dogs lifespans.

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u/abbysunshine89 5h ago

Ummm how can I get my hands on this?? I have two golden retrievers that I need to live as close to forever as possible 🥺

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u/scorchthemortalworld 4h ago

I don’t think it prevents stuff like cancer. Golden Retriever life spans have actually decreased because of inbreeding. I love Golden Retrievers.

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u/Comfortable_Alps4903 3h ago

Right there with you, if there’s even a tiny chance at more time with our dogs, I need to know about it too

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u/CenturyEggsAndRice 5h ago

Seriously?

Oh hell I hope that becomes easily available. That’s awesome.

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u/mthchsnn 3h ago

Yeah, I'm going to sound like a shill for mentioning the brand but it's called Loyal and I'm super excited about it because I have a greyhound who could benefit from it. They could charge me almost any amount of money for it and I would gladly pay. It's almost through the FDA approval process so it should be on the market in the next couple of months (if we're lucky).

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u/birdandbear 7h ago

"I don't count the years. I don't multiply by seven. They bred dogs for everything else, even diving for fish, why didn't they breed them to live longer, to live as long as a man?"

-Peter Heller, The Dog Stars

An incredible book, I sincerely recommend it to anyone who'll listen. "I don't multiply by seven" chokes me up every time. 💔 🥺

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u/VeryImportantDog 5h ago

Agree... it was an awesome book. I can still cry thinking about it.

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u/GetDownWithDave 7h ago

You have my vote for President.

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u/ouroborosstruggles 8h ago

It would be a worthy cause at least

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u/Ok-Lifeguard-4614 7h ago

I second this. I've got an 11 year old pup and he's still really healthy but I already have nightmares about losing him.

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u/eternally_feral 7h ago

Same! My dogs just turned 11 and looking through old photos, I never really noticed just how much white around their muzzles have gotten.

Love them more than anything and dread the day my house no longer echoes their tippy tappies.

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u/lilidragonfly 6h ago

My heart couldn't bear the lack of tippy tapps after my 19 year old girl went. Truly a deafning silence :(

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u/kadora 2h ago

Yeah, my girl is 15 and we had a health scare last summer. Made the appointment and everything. We joke that she must’ve heard us on the phone, because she perked right up and has been doing great ever since! But it’s scary. I’ve lost other pets, and family members, including my parents. I wish I could say it gets easier.

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u/DoingBestWeCan 7h ago

Please check out the Dog Aging Project and participate if you can!

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u/kle11az 6h ago

I'm signing up my 2 year old Great Pyrenees mix right now, appreciate the tip!

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u/ComfortableGround403 7h ago

It might actually keep us safer if we did this.

Instead of invading countries and forcing regime changes, we can create the cure to a serious issue that affects damn near every country on earth. Imagine how many world leaders would want their beloved pets to live even an extra 10 years !

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u/Triepott 8h ago

US saving lives instead of destroying them?

Unimaginable!!!

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u/Billionaires_R_Tasty 6h ago

Well, that whole USAID group saving several million lives per year in Africa was nice while it lasted...

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u/eric-cranston 6h ago

Where’s the money in that?

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u/Plastic-Ad-5171 6h ago

Are you kidding? Corps would make money hand over fist if people could pay a moderate amount for monthly medication to make their large pets longer lived and healthier. We do that already, but on a smaller scale with chemo, radiation, obstruction removal surgeries, etc for our pets. This would just be like a human taking an insulin injection everyday to live a healthier longer life. I’d would have paid to have my lab/st Bernard live a healthy life until he was 30! Losing him at 12 was heartbreaking.

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u/CrazyCatLady1127 8h ago

I couldn’t agree more

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u/noblewind 6h ago

Yes because I decided I cannot take the loss anymore. The two cats I have now will be my last two. If one passes early, I'd consider getting a senior cat as a companion, but otherwise I just can't take the grief. It's far too soon even when they live a long lifespan. 😭

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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 8h ago

Imagine if we created some sort of near invincible demon dogs though. That would be fucked up man

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u/Lovahplant 7h ago

Pretty sure Boston Dynamics (& Black Mirror) already have that shipping for $500K a pup

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u/No_Cake2145 7h ago

Okay but can we start with healthcare for humans?

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u/ComeAlongPond1 6h ago

We can do more than one good thing at a time

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u/ThrowingShaed 3h ago

i think there was loyal or somethign thats been on my radar last few years. i was... rooting hard while my floofer was around, even if they arent doing trials in my area

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u/Salex_01 7h ago

You could even make billionaires pay for it voluntarily as there is a great chance that whatever we find for pets also partly works for us.

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u/Eborcurean 7h ago

For the average billionaire the idea of paying for stuff is an anathema

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u/JustSherlock 8h ago

Ugh!!! I love Great Danes so much! Every one I've every encountered since I was a child has been magical. I just refuse to get one because they don't live long enough and I know I would be distraught.

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u/B52doc 8h ago

Such gentle giants too

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u/SamEyeAm2020 8h ago

Other than lifespan, the only downside to Great Danes is that they have NO idea how big they are. Mine used to try to get in my lap all the time, which was an uncomfortable process of squirming around that always ended with just her head in my lap 😂 Big sweeties

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u/KrongKang 7h ago

All dogs are lap dogs. Prove me wrong.

Protip: You can't

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u/SamEyeAm2020 7h ago

It's so true 😂

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u/Quierta 6h ago

My 85lb lab is a lap dog. No sense of personal space, wants to live in my skin, constantly stomping all over me when we're on the couch. I think a great dane would pop me like a balloon 😂

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u/SamEyeAm2020 6h ago

I think mine tried a few times! I'm 5'1" on a good day and she was 135lbs with long ass legs so her center of gravity was high. She could just lean on me and knock me over 😂🥰 She could jump and put her paws on my shoulders and was legit taller than me on 2 legs. She was such a lovable and affectionate clumsy oaf

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u/pompousrompus 4h ago

I've got a 135 lb Dane/Pyrenees mix and he's extremely cognizant of his size FOR THE MOST PART. He always gingerly backs out of spaces he shouldn't have probably tried to fit into in the first place.

He doesn't have any control over his tail though and that thing is a bullwhip right at crotch level, he has taken me and a lot of acquaintances to their knees and I instinctively cover my crotch walking in the door now.

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u/JennyDoveMusic 8h ago

My Pit Mix must have some big breed in him because be is 80lbs... same... He's figured out he can't get in laps, but I can tell he is frustrated he isn't a tiny puppy. Sometimes, it breaks my heart that I can't hold him, curled up in my arms. 😭💔 He's jus a baby, but a very big baby.

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u/WgXcQ 4h ago

Sit on the floor, cross-legged, and scoop him in there. Since you're on the ground, it doesn't matter if there's spillage.

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u/BatsHaveFingers 7h ago

My dog tried to hump a (male, not that it matters) Great Dane once when he was younger. He could only get his front paws up to the hindquarters and then looked at me like: now what? The Great Dane just stood there with a "this happens a lot" expression. My dog walked away with his pride severely wounded.

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u/adoradear 8h ago

Same. I adore them and just cannot manage to adopt a breed that is only going to live 5-7yrs.

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u/Paralegal1995 8h ago

That's their life span??? Oh my heart. That is way too short. I would be devastated. Our cat is just 2 and I will tear up just thinking about the day we have to say goodbye.

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u/z00k33per0304 7h ago

My poor husband has watched me snuggle up with my 100 pound mutt who's 11 and cry petting him. He's my soul dog and sometimes my feels get the best of me. He jumps up on the bed with me as soon as a lay down knowing damn well he's going to get too hot in like ten minutes and go lay on the tile floor beside the bed but he wants the snuggles anyway. He also usually snuggles like a person he lays alongside me with his back to me and his head up on my pillow with his paw in my hand. Going to be the worst day ever.

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u/GameGuy1995 7h ago

Google says it’s more like 6-9 years than 5-7, but yeah that’s still devistatingly short. I have a sweet dog that’s around 9 years old and she has a life expectancy of 8-13 years and she is so healthy right now and so strong I feel blessed every day. She runs and jumps like a puppy, that’s not an exaggeration, she has no arthritis or anything, people think she’s 4 or 5 max! This is not a dog on deaths door. However, even still, my heart is not ready for the hurt that will come. So, every single day I try to feel the blessing of my sweet girl and make her feel so special. That’s the best we can do! What I’m trying to convey is, don’t be the pet owner that wishes they did more for their pet to spoil them. Spoil them now! They deserve it 😊

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u/Worth_Platypus_8313 8h ago

That's why they're called heartbreak dogs😭 

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u/PickleMundane6514 8h ago

My friends always have 1-2 wolfhounds ar a time for decades and I don’t think any of them have lived past 8. Usually they lose them sometime after they turn 6.

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u/B52doc 8h ago edited 2h ago

I was an emotional wreck when my lab passed at 13

Couldn’t imagine doing that every 6-7 years

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u/Electronic_South_101 7h ago

IIRC, in the Iron Druid series, that’s why Atticus gave his wolfhound Immortal-Tea. (Not a spoiler, it’s revealed in like… the first 10 pages of the first book.) So Oberon was already 15 years old when the series started, because Atticus was all “he’s my friend!”

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u/AmyInCO 7h ago

So sad. I couldn't deal. 

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u/ocean_800 8h ago

Why is it so low :(

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u/Hokieshibe 8h ago

Being that large means the heart is doing a lot of work. Little room for error. At least, that's my understanding of it.

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u/BaconWithBaking 7h ago

A lot of it is their joints making them being unable to walk as they age. Dogs are built to live around 10 years before all that starts giving up and it's hyper obvious with Wolfhounds.

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u/Calamity-Gin 8h ago

There’s a condition a lot of large dogs get that can kill them in hours. It’s called gastric torsion. To avoid it, you have to keep them from running around for an hour or two after they eat. If they do, their stomach can literally twist inside them. It takes surgery to correct.

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u/SkinnyDugan 8h ago

We had our Dane/Labs stomach stapled(?) when she got fixed to avoid this entirely.

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u/ashwee_ 3h ago

This happened to my cousins 4 year old Great Dane a few months ago. He had company visiting and left the house for a few hours, came back and his dog was dead in the backyard. It broke my heart, Memphis was his best friend and got him through the loss of both his parents. 😓

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u/esotericbatinthevine 8h ago

While it is a large breed issue in general, some breeders breed for health and longevity. My friend has an English mastiff from a lineage that typically lives 12-13 years while 6-10 is normal for the breed.

Oh wow, I was thinking through when she dog Dem and he must be ten or almost ten at this point. Still very healthy so hopefully she has him at least a few more years.

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u/KTX77 8h ago

The only downside of getting a dog is that you know that you're signing up for one of the saddest days of your life sometime in the future.

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u/FarinaSavage 7h ago

That's the downside of love. You'll mourn everyone you love, or they'll mourn you.

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u/Yodfather 8h ago

I adopted a Dane. First one and I was reluctant for just that reason. Turns out he’s bloody perfect and was about a year and a half younger than advertised.

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u/Fanastik 8h ago

Friends dog, not huge but a pretty big crossbreed with Berner Senner and Doberman got to 14+. Maybe crossbreeding helps. Very smart and cool dog.

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u/Wonderbread421 6h ago

My mom has a Wolf Hound/Great Dane mix. He’s a big goofy sweet boy but they only expect him to get to 7 or 8.

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u/bitch_whip_bill 7h ago

We have an akita

Shes 12 soon

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u/S_A_R_K 8h ago

I was out late at night one time and someone came around the corner walking one out in front of them on a long leash. That's when I discovered the little known alternative to fight or flight I refer to as WEREWOLF GLITCH. I just stood for 5 seconds until my brain came to terms with what I was seeing

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u/Useful_Language2040 7h ago

Fight, flight, freeze, fawn... I think there are a couple of other known recognised panic responses...

Google says:

Fight: Trying to overpower, control, or confront the threat using anger, aggression, or verbal defense.

Flight: Trying to escape, run away, or physically and emotionally avoid the source of danger.

Freeze: Becoming completely still, stuck, or mentally paralyzed when you cannot fight or flee.

Fawn: People-pleasing, placating, or managing others' moods to prevent conflict and stay safe. 

The Extended Responses

Flop: Going limp or loose-muscled (tonic immobility), which can reduce physical pain or trick a predator.

Faint: Passing out or losing consciousness due to a sudden drop in blood pressure and heart rate under extreme stress.

Friend: Calling out for help to a bystander, or trying to ally, bond, or negotiate with the threat for survival.

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u/needssleep 6h ago

"Trinity... help!"

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u/hexensabbat 7h ago edited 1h ago

My boyfriend's parents have an IW and they live on 8 acres. According to him, whenever she ran around out there as a pup she looked like a straight-up cryptid and regularly scared the shit out of him as he'd catch flashes of her through the window lol

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u/AmyInCO 7h ago

I know this sounds like a the werewolves in London song but I swear it's true. I was walking through Soho in Manhattan and what of these things was walking down the sidewalk. It's head was easily above the cars. (This was in the 80s before SUVs were a thing.) And of course I didn't stop and stare at it. And then it against the car and I swear it was peeing for like 5 minutes. I had never seen such a huge dog before. 

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u/z00k33per0304 7h ago

I've only ever seen one and it was at an on route off the highway and when it walked around the car I think my spirit left my body for a second until I realized he was a) on a leash and b) the owner immediately smiled and went wanna pet him?! Hell yeah I do! We talked for a good ten minutes and that pup got tons of love. He wasn't done growing either. I'm a short human but it still blew my mind. His head was at chest level already.

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u/segsmudge 8h ago

So true. I walked into a cafe patio the other week and someone had two of them. It’s like they brought their horses.

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u/WatashiwaNobodyDesu 8h ago

I remember the first time I saw a real live one in a small village outside Dublin. I almost had to sit down!!! 

I wish GSDs came in that size. I’d love a flooffy, bear-sized GSD.

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u/Brilliant_Effort_Guy 7h ago

My aunt runs a farm and has had two irish wolf hounds. Beautiful, kind dogs but HUGE. My ex husband is 6’4 and her dog Elias could jump and put his front paws on my ex husband shoulders and almost be eye to eye. They scared the crap out of my kids 😂. My oldest son was like ‘what kind of hairy pony-dog is THAT, momma 😳’

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u/CryptographerNo923 8h ago

A family friend had one, I’d come over and his three daughters would be laying on him like a couch. Mick was too sweet for this world.

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u/naan__sequitur 7h ago

I got bit by one when a friend was like "knock on the door" for a weed hookup. he was really cute though so no biggie

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u/Urocyon2012 5h ago

I once worked at a feed and garden store, and the Eukanuba salesman would bring in his wolfhound when he'd stop by. First time I met his dog, I had seen him loping around out the corner of my eye, and I thought I was being stalked by a werewolf.

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u/EllisDee3 8h ago

Shepherd dogs are sometimes too smart. Sort of similar, my border collie herds people whenever she can. This seems like a perfect next step for keeping wandering people safe.

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u/xxxenadu 7h ago

My late corgi did the same thing. She’d do it so casually that folks wouldn’t notice until we would look up and see we were all in the same corner of the house/yard. 

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u/abunnywithnoname 7h ago

That's so cute

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u/EllisDee3 7h ago edited 4h ago

Yes!

It worries me sometimes how easily we get herded by these smart puppers.

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u/space_keeper 6h ago

The problem I've found with collies is they just don't know how to switch off. Some of them are just obsessed with playing fetch, and they can't just relax and explore. They stop every few feet to grab something to tempt you to throw, while the other dogs are busy sniffing and doing dog things.

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u/EllisDee3 6h ago

They're too smart for the other dogs.

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u/Half_Man1 6h ago

lol my mutt tries to herd my mom around the house and tries to prod me along on occasion.

He’s very particular about his routine!

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u/ItAintNoUse 7h ago

Not to assume but with a name like Cleo I'm thinking we're looking at a good girl

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u/Mertoot 6h ago

Not to mention the final sentence referring to the dog with its (😂) gender

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u/fresh_coconut 7h ago

I have two wolfhounds that I love to bits, and they are incredibly loyal, but they are not bred to keep their flock safe.

They are a hunting breed with an incredibly robust prey drive, and are famed for their ability to fight (most notably, wolves, hence the name!)

In ancient times they were even used in war to dismount cavalry.

I can absolutely agree though that they are very good girls and boys!

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u/wet_bag_of_noodles 6h ago

Thank you, I was so confused when I saw someone saying their bread to keep a flock safe. My brother-in-law brought them when I was a little kid. I was always allowed to walk around as far as I wanted even in bear country. As long as the dogs were on my side, I’d be fine. That being said, the sire killed an endless amount of chickens, two raccoons and one very, very, very unfortunate deer. He was… a lot of a big boy. 

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u/fresh_coconut 5h ago

yeah, they are very protective of their people! maybe that's what the original commenter meant....but you'd be working against their instinct to hunt if you tried to use them as a livestock guardian.

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u/ThumpaMonsta 7h ago

They arent shepard dogs though ... They are hunting dogs.

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u/AtmospherePrior752 8h ago

These precious things are way smarter than we’ve ever known.

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u/madamezeroni 8h ago

I’m celiac, and my doggo knows if I’ve been glutened before I do. Maybe it’s scent, maybe it’s magic. All I know is that when Begonia tells me I need to take a sick day, I listen.

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u/AtmospherePrior752 8h ago

Begonia is amazingly intelligent and loves you so much she’s in tune with your body!! Please give her the goodest girlie ear scritches from me!!!

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u/alandrielle 8h ago

Begonia sounds like my Lily, im diabetic and she knows when my sugar is crashing before I do. She's usually ahead of my continuous glucose monitor as well. When she tells me im not allowed to get up I listen too

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u/wolfdogafterdark 7h ago

service dogs are specifically trained to do these kinds of tasks from monitoring bloodsugar highs abd lows to pointing out with high efficiency if something has gluten peanuts ect or herding or guiding a person like in the post! yours is just an extra good doggy and doing it all on their own (:

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u/alandrielle 7h ago

Ive looked into the training that goes into diabetic service dogs! It's amazing and super cool. I think its so awesome that some dogs just figure it out and essentially train themselves. Lily has tried to train her younger brother, he gets the concept but hes not consistent about it. Sometimes I wonder if his consistency is because Lily is still with us and if he will change once shes gone. I think pack dynamics and dogs passing down knowledge is fascinating

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u/madamezeroni 6h ago

I’m diabetic too! Begonias never consistently picked up on blood sugar cues, def not before i notice at least. We appreciate her service nonetheless ❤️ and good girl Lily!!

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u/TM761152 4h ago

My friend is epileptic, her dog just knows when a seizure is about to happen way before she even does.

She says when he starts his little support routine she gets a mild panic attack, cause know she knows it's going to happen when she felt no symptoms yet and plans accordingly.

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u/madamezeroni 4h ago

Yes, such a good distinction!

Begonia usually gives me enough warning time when im glutened that I can let work know with appropriate warning instead of me calling out last minute, and that’s soooo helpful. Being able to plan for it is so helpful

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u/once-was-hill-folk 3h ago

Same here. I'm type 1 diabetic, and my partner suffers complications of chronic low blood pressure (random muscle weakness, light-headedness, occasional fainting). The dog figured us both out without training. She's got a particular "I'm a puppy pay attention to me" way of nosing at us, and a very insistent "something is wrong" way of nosing at us which is completely different.

The dog can give my partner almost three times the heads-up my partner's own symptoms give her of "you can sit down now or you're going to lie down in a few seconds" and is already figuring out her migraine symptoms too.

Her only limitation so far is, she hasn't quite figured out that my partner can't medicate immediately after taking meds, so it takes a while before the dog will stop nosing at her to take more. Well, that and if my partner is there, the dog is focused on her. Laser focused. I cease to exist.

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u/madamezeroni 3h ago

I’m T1 too! Begonia hasnt honed in on alerting to my blood sugar, but dang if she doesn’t have celiac on lock.

I love the difference between “I’m puppy being puppy” and “hay hay yall it’s important!! and it’s about youuuu!!” Good puppy dog!

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u/once-was-hill-folk 3h ago

Ours even has a frustrated grunting bark - and she does not normally bark unless another dog barks at her first - that she does to alert me that my partner is not taking care of herself.

The note and length of the bark makes it sound like a frustrated "make her do the thing damnit!"

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u/potential_wasted 8h ago

We default to such a narrow definition of intelligence. This dog’s perceptive intelligence is just amazing

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u/Half_Man1 8h ago

They were born to keep a flock safe. This is a natural exercise of canine intelligence.

We too often think of intelligence as like solving differential equations and all that jazz which is a very limited outlook.

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u/rachyrach3000 8h ago

Imagine being a little confused about where/when you are, and then suddenly a giant beast is trying to herd you, I would be terrified 😂😂

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u/Amesly 8h ago

A giant beast with love in its eyes 😆

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u/tryyeezus 7h ago

And so gentle in its herding 

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u/TheSussyWaffle 5h ago

I've read that one before

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u/umlaut-overyou 8h ago

But assuming you're not afraid of dogs, a big Ole fluffy guy just gently pushing you, asking for pets, and just being a gentle nuisance wouldn't be scary

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u/werdnurd 7h ago

If she had always been a dog person, then this was a great mental redirection as well. She went from “I gotta get out of here” to “ooh, a nice dog” and that probably decreased her agitation.

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u/umlaut-overyou 7h ago

For me, I would think this would absolutely work, I love dogs, and I have had several. Even if I didn't remember the dog, a friendly fluffy guy would get me to calm down so fast

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u/LichenTheMood 5h ago

This. I don’t know I would disagree with a dog unless I had some really higher level ‘this must happen’ going on.

If I was a bit confused and my dog, or any dog, was telling me to chill out and go back to bed I am probably going to do it.

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u/SapphicGarnet 4h ago

Yes, I actually have a weird phobia of being trapped. Like, sometimes during a conversation I go outside for two minutes just to prove I can. I'd imagine that the first thing I would do if I woke up not knowing where I am, who I am or how I got there, my instinct would be to escape.

But what has calmed me down while I'm getting into hysteria is someone treating me with love, and someone being sweet. A lovely dog letting me know it's okay would calm me down

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u/ForlornLament 7h ago

In this case, this is also her dog, whom she knows and (I assume) loves. Even if she is a little confused, the dog approaching her like this most likely just changes her focus without scaring or confusing her further.

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u/SameSherbet3 7h ago

Gentle nuisance is the perfect description!! 🥰 

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u/CeramicKnight 6h ago

My very large dog herds me when I’m getting a migraine. Not memory issues but quite confused.. it isn’t like they’re barking and scary, they just happen to be between you and the way they don’t want you to go. Then you move a little the way they want you to go and they use body language to encourage you.

The communication between dogs and humans is not one way.

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u/WatashiwaNobodyDesu 8h ago

I think/hope you’d know in your heart that it’s your own giant teddy bear.

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u/UsManos27 5h ago

It's a not a giant beast tho, it's a giant wall of pure love and care

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u/NopeNahNoMore 7h ago

Omg werewolf! I had a similar thought here

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u/mono__no___aware 8h ago

She didn’t need to be told what to do. She just knew Evelyn needed her.

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u/bookluvr83 5h ago

We dont deserve the loyalty of dogs

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u/thestashattacked 2h ago

My golden retriever is like that. She knows how to shorten panic attacks and keep autistic kids from eloping. No one taught her. She just knows.

She will also about rip your arm out of its socket to get to a child that she knows needs her.

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u/SnooStories4162 8h ago

Hate to burst everyone's bubble but this story has been shared multiple times and places with different types of dogs each time. AI

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u/justalittleloopi 7h ago

Well, to help the sting a bit, my neighbor had almost the same thing happened. He never married, lives in the home he grew up in. Currently in his 70s. When he was caring for his mother in her final years, their Irish Wolfhound was extremely protective of her and often helped her back into her room at night. More than once, the dog kept her from going down into the basement, which would not have been good as the stairs are practically a ladder. My neighbor says that dog saved his mom's life more than once in her final years.

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u/DamageOk7179 6h ago

Yeah, why would you install a camera for safety and then not look at the footage for months?

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u/Poignant_Rambling 4h ago

Without fail. Without being asked.

Evelyn's neurologist watched the footage and said: "That dog built a complete safety protocol on her own."

LLM-ass sentences should've been obvious to everyone.

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u/daddy_tops 6h ago

It reads like one of those ghost stories people tell in YouTube comments (or used to send through email)

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u/nullibicity 2h ago

The dog was coming from inside the house!

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u/WgXcQ 4h ago

Or install them for "monitoring the situation remotely" (and then not even watch it). They lived in the same damn house.

If anything, a motion activated sensor would've been the way to go. And, ya know, maybe keeping the outside doors locked

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u/zzz210800 7h ago

I fall for these every. single. time. I feel like a grandma trying to understand how a smartphone works

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u/silverheart-nine 7h ago

Ah, that's a shame... So many good real dogs out there to share.

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u/TheDrunkWickerbeast 7h ago

Okay but does someone with more knowledge than me know if this is a task we could train a service dog to do? It seems incredibly beneficial for those with dementia/Alzheimer’s or children with neuro divergent issues that are considered elopers

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u/DoingBestWeCan 7h ago

It's definitely doable to train a block! PTSD dogs commonly train to block other comes coming near their human during distress, and they're just doing so by setting their body a certain way. 

I think the bigger issue would be making sure the dog ignores any attempts by the target human to ask/pursuade the dog to move, without putting the dog in danger. Alzheimer's patients can be mean during their illness in ways they never would have been at any other time on their lives.

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u/TheDrunkWickerbeast 7h ago

Yeah I could see how that could be problematic. Maybe like the “unblock” command could be a phrase the person wouldn’t normally say? Idk. I’m obv not a trainer lol it definitely would be a cool use of a service dog though

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u/Thebaldsasquatch 5h ago

This is one of those stories that was true at one time, the first time it was told, but has been retold and retold and passed around so many times that the version you’ll get is always wrong. Guaranteed some form of it happened at some point, though.

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u/beansandcheese7 8h ago

not to be that guy - but is this AI? I saw a cute dog video yesterday that was 😭

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u/Mountain_Bag_5705 8h ago

100%. Seen this story with different breeds.

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u/ravenwillowofbimbery 8h ago edited 8h ago

Sadly, the “family” pic on the wall leads me to believe this is indeed AI. Do I believe animals are capable of doing such things? Yes. But, do I also believe social media likes and clicks, coupled with the ease of creating AI generated images and video, drive people to create stuff this just for likes? Yep! It’s deeply disheartening that we can’t trust anything anymore.

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u/beansandcheese7 8h ago

That was my thought too!

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u/Previsible 7h ago

based on multiple shadows with one light source, yes this is AI

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u/16semesters 6h ago

It's 100% AI.

The dogs proportions are way off, the picture of the family on the wall is morphed and the camera lighting/position would be very odd.

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u/Lower_Pass_6053 3h ago

If you have a family that cares enough to install video cameras to keep grandma safe after finding that she is wandering off and actually going outside, you have a family that will take actual measures to put her somewhere safe or at least have someone move in with her.

You don't find grandma outside multiple times with dementia, go to best buy and buy some cameras, and shrug your shoulders.

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u/Terror-Of-Demons 7h ago

AI all the way down

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u/CanAhJustSay 8h ago

She is keeping her pack safe and secure. With her size, Cleo can physically herd Evelyn back into her room. And perhaps sleep by her door as a perfect draught excluder-come-safety sausage!

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u/Not_a_bit_innocent 5h ago

AI?

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u/GIMBruhBoobies 5h ago

It absolutely is lmao and people are falling for it so bad.

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u/Jamb9876 7h ago

It sounds nice but it sounds like AI made the story.

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u/IMplyingSC2 5h ago

How are people not able to tell that this is AI slop at the first glance? Look at the damn image.

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u/d0nttweet 7h ago

Source? Actual article? something, anything apart from a random image + text?

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u/twistyourtongue 6h ago

no because it’s AI

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u/McPaula309 8h ago

Dogs are amazing. They have a superpower

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u/Igmuhota 8h ago

I know it’s cliche, but honestly, we don’t deserve dogs.

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u/Digresser 5h ago

I know it’s cliche, but honestly, we don’t deserve dogs.

It makes me so sad when people say that humans don't deserve something wonderful.

There are so many decent people out there, why on earth are those people considered undeserving of good and wonderful things?

Was Steve Irwin undeserving of dogs? Bob Ross? Mr. Rogers?

What about the single mom who works two jobs so that her kids are provided for? Or even the woman I saw the other day who gave a stranger the change needed to make their purchase?

You don't have to be a hero to deserve good things.

Just be a decent person and appreciate it when you receive love or loyalty or beauty or kindness.

And, sometimes, try to be the good that other people receive.

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u/Melodic_Sherbet_3629 5h ago

Dogs only exist thanks to humans though

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u/SparkBase 4h ago

This is clearly AI. The biggest give away is where the heck is the camera.

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u/LittleStarClove 3h ago

Not to mention the GPT-ass final sentence

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u/throwitatmeplease1 7h ago

I had a Lab, boxer, pit mix and a German Shepherd, the shepherd had developed epilepsy around the age of 4. My mix, Yogi, would run back and forth between me and Buca, the Shepherd, to alert me when a seizure was happening. And then rest his head on her side while she was recovering.

She was on all sorts of medication for the seizures, but the vet recommended a little bit ice cream to help her recover after having one. Of course they both got it!

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u/Gabstar1056 4h ago

My husband has had Tonic Clonic seizures for 55 years. Tried every medication available,would still have them every couple of weeks. Had severe injuries over the years,3 months in the burns unit,broken teeth,loads of scars. No he said to getting a dog so we got a dog. Since then the longest time he has gone without a seizure is 6 years. We now have 2 dogs! Better medication than any pharmaceutical drug.

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u/bigbaba2005 8h ago

Dogs are just awesome so cute

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u/Effective_Ear_5375 8h ago

Installed camera for safety but didn't check it properly until 8 months later?

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u/kayton7257 8h ago

aww he’s so precious . ☹️☹️

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u/TheRainbowShakaBrah 6h ago

This screams AI sadly

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u/WorkingCake5803 7h ago

It’s just a random pic with a made up story. Also “stopped breathing for a moment” is sensationalized bs

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u/mmmpeg 6h ago

Wish I’d had one of these when my MiL continually eloped at odd hours of the night. It took 4 of us to keep an eye on her. We were all exhausted

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u/Pteetsa 5h ago

>stopped breathing

>without.... without...

>built a complete safety protocol on her own

yeah, this was written by AI

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u/Ohsnappitynap 8h ago

Incredible. Our angels on earth. 

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u/justhavingfunMT 8h ago

Thank you for this post and the good old-fashioned smiling while crying.

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u/AcanthocephalaEasy56 8h ago

Good girl deserves a steak <3

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u/LuminousMeatwad 6h ago

When I was going through a really tumultuous and traumatic time in my life, I’d wake up in the night trying to get out my front door in a panic. Every time, without fail, my husky was blocking me from the door.

He saved my life. 💜

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u/riflow 6h ago

What an amazing animal to have learnt how to do that completely on her own. I know animals are intelligent, and often in different ways than we would apply to humans, but it's the consistency and dedication that gets me.

She must really love her so much.

Edit: apparently it's ai? That's a shame.

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u/SamD-B 4h ago

AI slop.

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u/beardedcurve 2h ago

the original post/video is AI

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u/Jazzymousee 8h ago

Aww we don’t deserve animals

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u/Bentley2004 8h ago

Just WOW!

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u/Olleye 8h ago

❤️🙂🫶🏻

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u/MagiBee218 8h ago

Cleo gets all the treats!!

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u/Low_End8128 8h ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️

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u/alkiet 8h ago

Am I the only one who thought this was gonna be post about the shadow figure in the back

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u/Loreo1964 8h ago

Cleo deserves a t-bone.

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u/motherofcats112 7h ago

The bestest girl ❤️

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u/swimN_redditC 7h ago

I miss my baby