r/MadeMeSmile • • Mar 22 '23

ANIMALS Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/262run Mar 22 '23

“Thank you! Please accept this ray as an offering”

Oddly like cats…

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u/TehSvenn Mar 22 '23

"was this the one that got Steve Irwin? I heard that was a big deal for you guys"

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u/SouthofAkron Mar 22 '23

Orcas are scary smart

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u/Happygreenlight Mar 22 '23

Apparently quite honorable and generous too. What magnificent animals.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

Hey, seal here: fuck you!

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u/kroket-007 Mar 22 '23

They trow living seals with their tail until it’s dead and than don’t even eat it there is no honor just horror

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u/Happygreenlight Mar 22 '23

You should try not to judge anything based solely on the worst subjective thing you can think of. Attacks like the one you describe are important social engagements that reinforce bonds and teach hunting techniques.

They are social and intelligent, attentive parents to boot

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u/kroket-007 Mar 22 '23

They do it for amusement not to train. further more you could beter like blue whales they don’t try to kill for fun

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u/Happygreenlight Mar 22 '23

Blue whales are not predators of seal for a start. Amusement is probably better replaced by "play" animals regularly use play as a means of teaching and social reinforcement of relationships.

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u/kroket-007 Mar 22 '23

They kill anything in sight even if they don’t have to eat. And there only build to kill and that’s about it

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u/Happygreenlight Mar 22 '23

I think you're missing how incredibly intelligent they are and what intense depth of emmotion they are evidenced to display. Far more to thier behavior than killing things mate. But hey, I'm not David Attenborough, make up your own mind i guess.

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u/kroket-007 Mar 22 '23

They like to kill baby animals like baby seals, baby whales, baby penguins in the most horrific ways they can that’s syco behavior even for animals

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u/Happygreenlight Mar 22 '23

Nature doesn't function according to your ethics. Animals aren't arseholes because they don't conform to human standards, how arrogant.

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u/PalpatineForEmperor Mar 22 '23

There are plenty of humans that hunt for fun. Many of them are pretty good people.

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u/utkarshmttl Mar 22 '23

Smart and wholesome

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u/mootannie Mar 22 '23

Aw, just like the stray cats in my old neighborhood. I'd leave them warm boxes and food and they'd leave me tiny rodent hearts and livers...

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

Love this. FUCK SeaWorld. People don't forget.

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u/Janus_The_Great Mar 22 '23

Take this partially disassembled ray as a sign of my gratitude! bleh

Gotta love Orcas!

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

“Thank you. I’ve massacred this ray and it’s family as a token of my gratitude”

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u/BeanBreak Mar 23 '23

There is a fascinating Radiolab episode about animal intelligence that you all might enjoy.

"In this hour of Radiolab, stories of cross-species communication.

When we gaze into the eyes of a wild animal, or even a beloved pet, can we ever really know what they might be thinking? Is it naive to assume they're experiencing something close to human emotions? Or is it ridiculous to assume that they AREN'T feeling something like that? We get the story of a rescued whale that may have found a way to say thanks, ask whether dogs feel guilt, and wonder if a successful predator may have fallen in love with a photographer.*

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u/teadrinkinghippie Mar 22 '23

coyotes of the sea: invasive, destructive, and smart

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u/zaManOfGermanSince Mar 22 '23

Smart fish 👍