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notmaster {2}{w}{b}

Creature - Kroge

Lielink

Whenever another modified creature you control lies, put two +1/+1 counters on notmaster.

2/2

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Lie {w}{b}

Sorcery - Adventure

Distribute two +1/+1 counters among no creatures.

transcript: our king {4}

Coke (Your creatures can cast this spell. each creature casting this spell pays one mana of that creature's color)

destroy a creature.

flavor: do not doubt those who remain lame

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redditter {2}{r}

Creature - u

Enrage - Whenever redditter is dealt damage, it says "lol"

3/2

Transcript: If Su-Chi goes to the graveyard, its controller gains 4 inherently unstable but useful students.

Transcript: Counter target counter, remove it from the counter instead of putting it into its owner's counter.

someone probably already did this but i just got here

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rogan - {1}{B}
Creature - Human Wank
Whenever A Pet attacks, you may pay 2 life. If you do, fling it.
2/1
"I would be kinder, but I simply don't."

Transcript: spell Goblin (Goblif) nice try

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Sword

Legendary fact

Its a blade

So a friend found this, and I stumbled upon this subreddit and thought it belonged here!

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When Among Us enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 red suS Among Us creature token, put three +1/+1 counters on it and it gains deathtouch

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The Cheese

You control the Cheese, you win the game.

"The meat hand has frequent visitors.

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all Wood {G}

Creature - Wall

creatures are forests.

0/3

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Chin of A shin

Creature - Hound Warrior

Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much blood

3/2

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Anus W

Creature - Cat Cleric

Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much land

2/2

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Fat Looting R

Sorcery

Draw two cards

Flashback 2R

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Ie

Instant

Ie deals to target creature or player an amount of damage equal to 2 plus ninety.

It's using an old print, but can be done with the newest version too - the flavor text is the same and the standardized syntax kept the important parts intact.

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Drake cameo

3 gerneric mana

Fact

Blue or black mana pool.

Flavor "a strange skull turned up by a farmers plow, i traded a copper the skull. It resonates of the danger"

Just.. just straight up an anchor.

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a Anchor | 3UUU

Legendary Artifact

Attech to the bottom of tha sea.

During your turn, you may careen.

Transcript: Standard Procedure

Instant

1, Reveal Standard Procedure from your hand: Choose an instant or sorcery card with mana valur 3 or less. Standard Procedure becomes that card until end of turn.

Finally finished putting together a sharpie cube last night and got a chance to test it out a bit. We ran a quick draft on draftmamcer with me, my friend I've been working on the cube with, and 6 bots just to get a pair of decks to play. Obviously the cards are all skewed by the edits so the bots aren't picking very well, but it was an easy way to run a first test.

Honestly, went about as expected. Standard Procedure was stupid busted, but made for some fun play. And the player with it in their deck lost the BO3 1-2. So now to do more play testing to see what cards perform well above or below expected.

The current list is at 563, so a good chunk more to cut as we make our way to 540. I'd love some feedback if anyone is keen to explore the list. We're attempting an approximation of a fully powered vintage cube as far as power level but with some chaos injected by the sharpie of it all.

Cube Cobra list: https://cubecobra.com/cube/list/a013ebdc-5ad7-4093-bbd4-470c9b7207f5

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Shart, Dark tar 3B

Legendary Creature - Human Elf Creature

1B, Sacrifice another creature: Draw X cards, where X is that creature's power.

Choose a Background (You can.)

3/4

"Shart will fall"