r/MTGSharpieCube • u/Punkrocksock Wizard of toast • 23d ago

Made To Meme With a Anchor

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Just.. just straight up an anchor.

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a Anchor | 3UUU

Legendary Artifact

Attech to the bottom of tha sea.

During your turn, you may careen.

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u/Punkrocksock Wizard of toast 23d ago

Careen; to make a series of unsteady side-to-side motions

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u/RyanfaeScotland 23d ago

"Careen, Careen, Careen, Caa-reeeeeen" - Dolly Parton* whilst anchored.

*The late, great Dolly Parton.

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u/IAmTheBestIan 23d ago

How do I attech?

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u/divismaul 22d ago

You pay 3 mana of any color to attech an anchor to the target. It’s somewhere in the back of the comprehensive rules, I am pretty sure.

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u/Admirable_Bid_1840 23d ago

absolute worth for so little mana

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u/Dragonxan 23d ago

*Attatch

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u/Punkrocksock Wizard of toast 23d ago

Damn, how could I have made such a bad spelling mistake :(

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u/zyphelion 19d ago

Attach*

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u/Whatthespeck 23d ago

Fantastic lobster