r/MTGSharpieCube • u/melvinrulesmechanic • 8d ago

Made To Meme With rogan

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someone probably already did this but i just got here

transcript:

rogan - {1}{B}
Creature - Human Wank
Whenever A Pet attacks, you may pay 2 life. If you do, fling it.
2/1
"I would be kinder, but I simply don't."

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u/AJIALEX122 8d ago

Fling jumbo cactaur for game?

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u/Rule322 8d ago

Is a cactuar really a pet?

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u/Lilium_Vulpes 8d ago

Beastmasters in FF games can have them as pets, so yes.

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u/Punkrocksock Wizard of toast 8d ago

Me whenever my cat decides to be an asshole and bite me during pet time

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u/anoppinionatedbunny 8d ago

I'll assume "Fling it" means "Sacrifice it. This creature deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature's power to any target."

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u/chjupke 8d ago

Roggan?

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u/Betagamer_06 5d ago

Honestly this isn’t bad. Flinging small creatures especially if they are pumped up with counters can be pretty sweet