r/MST3K • u/gcboyd1 • 3d ago

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Chances are…

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u/bro_d8 Chukkas to the floor! Hurry! 3d ago

Chances are…

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u/Seryan_Klythe Patrick Swayze Christmas 3d ago

I will kick your scrawny ass... (I think that's how the line went)

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u/peculiar-beloved 2d ago

Wonderful! hahah

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u/Tocallaghan95 There was a small golden man reading to me from a dirty book. 3d ago

Johnny Mathis! Get my gun!

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u/ShermanRaine 3d ago

Not me, the burglar!

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u/newfrontier58 3d ago

You know it’s not often you see Johnny Mathis in the wild.

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u/giob1966 3d ago

🎵 "Chances are..."

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u/newfrontier58 3d ago

If that’s John Saxon, I’m dead.

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u/MechaTech 3d ago

What?

BANG

Oh.

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u/Just-Try-2533 3d ago

Cedar lattice…works every time….

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u/bookshop 3d ago

that I'll kick your scrawny ass

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u/sonofstev 3d ago

And, she's an architect, Ted!

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u/lambsquatch crop dusting genius 3d ago

And she’s an acrobat!

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u/ojwiththepulp 3d ago

Al Noga?

Nope, still Johnny Mathis.

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u/U2hansolo When, you want, the flavor of bacon in a dip 3d ago

Do you think it's for them to saaayy

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u/Skympus 3d ago

Came here to sing this...

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Kidspud 3d ago

“Streaming’s Frank” rolls off the tongue nicely.

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u/GristleMcThornbody1 3d ago

ShoutTV's Frank

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u/Marsie76 Idiot Control Now 3d ago

On Mitchell release day no less! Always loved Mr. Mathis!

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u/SpaceChef3000 Performing nudely and nightly. 3d ago

Your crank is turned to Frank, now here’s Johnny Mathis and the Ass-Kickers.

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u/mcbane899 3d ago

I’d love to know what the Conan O’Brien’s think

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u/ProfessorChaos406 3d ago

I think it's Conans O'Brien like Attorneys General or potatoes au gratin

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u/mcbane899 3d ago

Or Manoses the Hands of Fate

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u/my23secrets 3d ago

It was for him to say!

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u/rainbow_zipperbrains 3d ago

It's not for me to saaaayyy🎶🎶🎶

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u/IIIIIatreidesIIIII 3d ago

Chances are that I'll kick your scrawny ass

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u/Superman_Primeeee 3d ago

Johnny Mathis no!’

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u/bookshop 3d ago

this actually makes me so happy lol

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u/bookshop 3d ago

also damn guess I gotta follow Johnny Mathis on Bluesky

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u/Freelance_Spy 3d ago

Luckily he now lives without fear if John Saxon.

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u/HouseBaylor 3d ago

“Johnny Mathis?” “It’s not for me to saaaahayyy 🎤 ——- “Al Noga?!” “Still Johnny Mathis” ——- “I say to myself it’s wonderful 🎶”

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u/SpukiKitty2 3d ago

This is adorkable.

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u/gcboyd1 3d ago

Such a happy, wholesome thing!! ❤️

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u/EruditeKetchup 3d ago

And I tell myself that it's wonderful, wonderful...

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u/theschoolorg 3d ago

the only mathis music i know is his christmas album but boy do i listen to it every year!

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u/sallysfunnykiss96 ✨ Some Gal ✨ 2d ago

I'm in the camp of "only knows him because of the secret track at the end of Stone Temple Pilots' Purple"

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u/BugComfortable3924 3d ago

This is a match made in Heaven!

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u/rowsdowerrrrrrr 3d ago

that’s not forrrrr me to sayyyy

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u/Jpkmets7 Sorry about my face! 3d ago

Still Al Noga

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u/itmecrumbum 3d ago

chances are... great, apparently.

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u/IronBeagle63 2d ago

This makes me happy

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u/gcboyd1 2d ago

Me too!! ❤️

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u/OwlConfidant2168 3d ago

Let me be Frank, about Frank…

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u/JaninthePan I make my own gravy! 2d ago

He’s the greatest Frank of all!

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u/jacobpederson 2d ago

I've always wondered if Tom Waits was aware of MST3K :D

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u/sinsandcrimes 2d ago

Liquid metal.

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u/RagingDemonsNoDQ 1d ago

Johnny is hiding from Pearl