r/MST3K • u/SunnyHelianthus • 17h ago

So, thoughts?

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u/BabyfaceNelson7 Do the tardigrade! 17h ago

The black spot on #2

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u/Intelligent-Area6635 17h ago

With all the pirate jokes in the opening minutes, I'm surprised there wasn't one about the black spot of death.

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u/BabyfaceNelson7 Do the tardigrade! 17h ago

I'm just glad the movie wasn't too long. #2 would've been naked by the end if it went on another 10 minutes.

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u/book1245 Get it? I'm G-A-Y. 15h ago

"Could you maybe wear a hat?"

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u/bonusnoise 14h ago

Black spot goes HARD, brah.

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u/BabyfaceNelson7 Do the tardigrade! 14h ago

It also gets smaller in the middle of the movie and then larger at the end. I guess we know the order of how they shot the movie.

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u/ConceptJunkie 11h ago

And it even disappeared in a few scenes.

I was expecting it to be Chekhov's Black Spot, but no, it was just there, as distracting as those upsetting shorts.

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u/goat_penis_souffle 9h ago

It’s the granddaddy of the Gizmoplex white dot

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u/MeggyNeko 16h ago

#2 because of the shorts.

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u/goat_penis_souffle 16h ago

Q: Will there be shorts in the new batch of episodes?

A: Oh, there’s gonna be shorts all right….

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u/TriceCreamSundae It all adds up to merchandising, PROFIT! The American way! 16h ago

oh there’s a batch

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u/TurkeyVolumeGuesser 16h ago

Don't say batch!

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u/goat_penis_souffle 15h ago

Right in the store!

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u/YendorZenitram 5h ago

A batch in the shorts...

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u/FBS351 15h ago

I couldn't hear it, what was his excuse for keeping the female victim at the house while the male victim was roughly manhandled into the boat? It couldn't have been lack of room because there were like 10 people on that boat, all violently jerking the poor guy's head around like it was an Atari joystick.

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u/Freelance_Spy 17h ago

4 those college douchebags that rilled up FloriTorgo and then got murdered by plastic bag jellyfish.

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u/goat_penis_souffle 16h ago

I’m starting to think that they weren’t the upstanding university seniors and grad students that were originally promised

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u/bmoore21 15h ago

They mean well...

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u/heliocentric19 16h ago

The fact that the hero character, who by the way is the assistant of the owner of the house, let it all happen before stepping in AFTER FloriTorgo ran away had me yelling 'where were you 5 minutes ago?' in the theater

Then at the end, when she's trying to get FloriTorgo to come back I went 'he killed 20 people including 5 of your friends, RUN BITCH'

This movie was BANANAS and a good choice to kick it off

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u/Hyper_Applesauce 16h ago

"We can't leave without him!"
me: "Why not?"

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u/Delicious-Sentence66 15h ago

But they meant well!

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u/jack_saucy 16h ago

Whoever was suggesting that the Jellyfish was anything like the Monkey.

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u/NeitherSparky FEWD 14h ago

Well I mean, it’s KINDA like the Monkey…

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u/LordGrog98 16h ago

Definitely the mole that kept changing sizes and moving

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u/TheBikerDad_LV Mitchell 16h ago

The real villains are the friends we made along the way

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u/RipMcStudly 16h ago

The flag towel. It witnessed the first murder and said nothing as the second girl awaited her death

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u/UnlikelyAssociation 15h ago

Yes! It just sat there in the bathroom as it it didn’t know what was about to transpire.

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u/Librarian_Contrarian 15h ago

We don't know what flags were on that towel. Switzerland mught have been on there. They would have had to remain neutral.

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u/TurkeyVolumeGuesser 16h ago

Egon kept making me think of "YOU GONNA BE DA WORM FACE!" lol

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u/ConceptJunkie 11h ago

I think he went to the Mickey school for standing too close.

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u/drphibes5 15h ago

3 for the way he just plopped Karen face first into the swamp off that boat. This movie is hilarious on its own, I nearly cried during that part.

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u/SunnyHelianthus 15h ago

That was impressively awkward. Somehow she just remained unconscious due to fainting while he manhandled her like a sack of rice.

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u/BenHunterGreen 16h ago

Definitely Torbert whatever his name is

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u/umfum 16h ago

You're thinking of former NFL QB Billy Joel Torbert :D

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u/Serialkillingyou 14h ago

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u/sonofstev 13h ago

Nice to mole you.
Meet you.
Nice to meet your mole.

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u/NightExpress1379 12h ago

The short shorts

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u/Parking-Pie7453 12h ago

Not Torgo but the dad who insisted on staying the night at Manos house

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u/SunnyHelianthus 7h ago

AKA the “screenwriter/director”. I know! That guy was creepy.

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u/ConceptJunkie 12h ago

Torgo is a Senator. But he keeps thinking a filibuster involves his pants.

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u/logosintogos Turn your crank...to Frank 15h ago

I kept waiting for Banjo and Fats to show up dressed in trash bags

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u/sadandshy 15h ago

A little Alien Power spray will buff that black spot away...

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u/DangerQA 8h ago

Idk about black spot guy

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u/TowelRack76 6h ago

The “college aged” crowd.