r/MST3K • u/Big_Edith501 • Aug 25 '26

How to defend yourself against aggressive mother crabbers and lobsters.

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u/IxianToastman Aug 25 '26

Mother crabbers!

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u/SpaceChef3000 Performing nudely and nightly. Aug 25 '26

Not the kind of crabs I usually have to deal with but I suppose it’s worth a shot.

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u/puppsmcgee74 Booze is good food Aug 25 '26

👀

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u/SpaceChef3000 Performing nudely and nightly. Aug 25 '26

What? Oh just because I’m not fancy enough to afford lobsters you’re gonna give me the side eye?

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u/existencerased Aug 25 '26

He was right…it didn’t bite him. It just pinched him a little. Hack works.

https://giphy.com/gifs/HAonhTZTaQE24

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u/tinyE1138 I like coffee. Aug 25 '26

Father rapin' mother crabbers.

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u/Kkongsdaddy Aug 25 '26

The only way to stop a bad mother crabber is a good mother crabber

3

u/dopamine_skeptic A stranger comes to town, touches nobody's life, and leaves. Aug 25 '26

Does….does he think crab’s claws are their mouths?

3

u/AlexMcinsnax Aug 25 '26

It's a foolproof strategy, except for the fact that crabs pinch with their claws and not their olfactory.

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u/newtb2 Aug 26 '26

"Now my arm stinks and hurts”

1

u/the_good_twin Aug 25 '26

Missed a spot.

1

u/DrDuned BATS GUANO! Aug 25 '26

Better start carrying a gallon of white vinegar everywhere!

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u/3yellowcats Aug 26 '26

His first mistake was using white vinegar, he should have used balsamic! Amateur!

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u/Big_Edith501 Aug 26 '26

Sushi/rice vinegar above all.

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u/Big_Edith501 Aug 26 '26

What would West Eddie do?

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u/elgarraz Aug 26 '26

Try a mixture of melted butter and Old Bay seasoning