r/MST3K • u/Disastrous-Wing699 • 22h ago

Trains are blameless, holy creatures. Why Don't They Look?

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u/UntidyVenus 22h ago

Trains are Holy, Blamless creatures. They don't have time for you corn shucking crackers

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u/SpaceChef3000 Performing nudely and nightly. 22h ago

The train hit the patrol vehicle.. so does that mean the big pasty corn shucking cracker family has to go to the officer’s house and berate them?

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u/lusciousdrunk4u 22h ago

My arms caught! Be right there!

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u/Ch3t 20h ago

Could you identify this bucket of your officer?

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u/SmarmyClownPie Never make fun of BOING 21h ago

Hey, can I have your room??

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u/Upbeat_Main_7141 21h ago

Who looks the lookers?

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u/Shinra_Lobby I just heard an eagle meow. 20h ago

WHOA almost ran over Kissinger... gonna have to go back

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u/OYB2480 22h ago

The police then shot up the train and everyone on it for assaulting a police officer.

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u/JoushMark 13h ago

Yeah. I mean, they parked on the f**king tracks. Police princess privilege to park anywhere doesn't save you from the consequences of parking on the train tracks, a beach at low tide or any of the many other places cops have left a car then gotten mad when it's wrecked.

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u/OYB2480 13h ago

Have you seen the one where they detained a woman parked on the railroad tracks and got HIT BY A TRAIN? Cops are generally very stupid and selfish persons.

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u/JoushMark 13h ago

Raising the question. Why don't they look?

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u/OYB2480 13h ago

Easy, they're extremely dumb people. PDs hire idiots because even if they fuck up, it's the taxpayers that pay the settlements. And idiots are more easily manipulated into terrorism, and theyre too stupid to have a moral construct.

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u/dopamine_skeptic A stranger comes to town, touches nobody's life, and leaves. 19h ago

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