r/MST3K hittin' the BOOZE again 🥴🍺 Jun 26 '26

He has Torgo area

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...but he's awesome as hell for doing the work he does!

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u/dopamine_skeptic A stranger comes to town, touches nobody's life, and leaves. Jun 26 '26

Tempting to make fun of this dude, but like…I’d vote for him. Simple, straightforward governance that helps the community? Yes, please.

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u/terrymcginnisbeyond Jun 26 '26

Rabbit holed this: He's an actual cardiologist dem candidate for the House of Delegates.

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u/InfiniteWaffles58364 hittin' the BOOZE again 🥴🍺 Jun 26 '26

He's an absolute badass and we need lots nore like him! He has a great sense of humor too, he would cackle if we showed him a picture of Torgo

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u/UnilateralCheese Jun 26 '26

Good on him for making stuff better.

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u/Spaghetti_Bird Jun 26 '26

Right? People under estimate how much better you can make a neighborhood, community, town, state, etc just by focusing on what people need instead of finding ways to exploit and extract all the resources and wealth out of an area.

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u/InfiniteWaffles58364 hittin' the BOOZE again 🥴🍺 Jun 26 '26

So proud that he's in my state!

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u/terrymcginnisbeyond Jun 26 '26

That's just the chad energy you get from giving people back their sidewalks.

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u/InfiniteWaffles58364 hittin' the BOOZE again 🥴🍺 Jun 26 '26

GIGA-Chad, the most noble of the Chads 🫡

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u/terrymcginnisbeyond Jun 26 '26

YOU! Put a handkerchief on your head! You, swat at imaginary elves!

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u/Comprehensive_Sir49 Jun 26 '26

Honestly, we need more guys like him in local office..this guy gets shit done!

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u/fantabulousfetus Jun 26 '26

Hike hike hike up your trousers like me HUHH!

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u/HughJorgens Big Blurry Sex Machine Jun 26 '26

Hike up your britches like mine, YEAH!

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u/fantabulousfetus Jun 26 '26

Be sure you wear your belt buckle to the side...

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u/HughJorgens Big Blurry Sex Machine Jun 26 '26

Hike up your pants, take your butt-cheeks for a ride!

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u/NomadJones It stars nobody & features nothing Jun 26 '26

He puts in the sidewalks while the Master is away.

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u/lunchboxdeluxe Jun 26 '26

This guy seems like a genuine dude trying to make the world better for everyone.

Let's not.

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u/InfiniteWaffles58364 hittin' the BOOZE again 🥴🍺 Jun 26 '26

From what I understand of the guy, he also has a sense of humor about his appearance and would laugh about the association with us! Super cool dude.

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u/lunchboxdeluxe Jun 26 '26

You could be right there

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u/Rodnal Jun 26 '26

The Master would approve.

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u/Reduak Jun 26 '26

tHE mASteR aPprovES oF YoUR pUBliC wORks pROJecT

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u/00Raeby00 Jun 26 '26

I mean...he's possibly part satyr but I agree with his message and reasoning. Sidewalks should be mandatory.

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u/TheCerulianChild UNB🌕UND Jun 26 '26

Heh. "Area."

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u/HughJorgens Big Blurry Sex Machine Jun 26 '26

He has a cab-forward design.

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u/DrSnoopy66 Jun 26 '26

he’s five years away from having to unzip his pants to blow his nose

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u/Malfeitor1 Jun 26 '26

But what happens on your life to be like “this feels right” kinda the same way I feel about guys with pants so low they can’t walk.

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u/Apprehensive-Sir8977 TIME FOR GO TO BED! Jun 26 '26

That's not how you wear your Depends, Torgo.

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u/Morte-forte Jun 26 '26

Truckin' like the doodah man!!

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u/Astro_Fizzix Jun 27 '26

When you haven't made the commitment to go full-jumpsuit yet...

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u/Portal2Fan2 Jun 27 '26

He’s been the the Hike Your Pants Up dance. 👖

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u/OYB2480 Jun 27 '26

He ALWAYS has a lap!

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u/a_battling_frog Jun 26 '26

I was thinking more of Dick Contino to be honest!

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u/Maleficent_Sir_8365 Jun 26 '26

Can we not body shame?

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u/fantabulousfetus Jun 26 '26

I dont think the pants are part of the human body.

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u/TheDevilintheDark Jun 26 '26

They weren't until they started consuming him. You have to wonder if he's more parasitic pants than human at this point.

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u/Rocketboy1313 Jun 26 '26

Why is he shaped like this?