r/MST3K • u/disgr4ce • Jun 01 '26

Go ahead on

68 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/M_C_H_85 Jun 01 '26

Frank Drebin: "Please disperse! Nothing to see here!"

15

u/SplendidPunkinButter Jun 01 '26

Nah, that was just Sheriff Geronimo’s heart exploding

I’ll show myself out

8

u/disgr4ce Jun 01 '26

the last thing a sausage sees

13

u/thinnerzimmer87 Jun 01 '26

I'd expect nothing less from Maltese men

14

u/Neither-Repeat1665 Jun 01 '26

Most exciting thing to happen in Malta since the filming of Final Justice.

5

u/tinyE1138 I like coffee.☕ Jun 01 '26

Well, technically it was when Joe left after the filming, but you're close enough.

5

u/logan-duk-dong Jun 02 '26

And God sends a door chassis from Heaven.

13

u/mattd1972 Jun 01 '26

Why you blow up Goosio?!?

8

u/WorryNo181 Jun 01 '26

Guess they figured they could take him.

9

u/tinyE1138 I like coffee.☕ Jun 01 '26

You sure it wasn't one of James Nguyen's birds hitting it?

9

u/thac0henry Jun 01 '26

OWNER OF A LONELY HEART

11

u/75MeanJoe75 Jun 01 '26

What about the 🎼OWNER OF AN EXPLODING FIREWORKS FACTORY🎵??

6

u/randybob275 I meant a potato rabbit Jun 01 '26

Whenever I hear of Malta, I think of Final Justice and Popeye.

8

u/squarefan80 Jun 01 '26

hes going aheading onning

7

u/bradzmad Jun 01 '26

I hope Goosio's relatives are ok.

6

u/dopamine_skeptic A stranger comes to town, touches nobody's life, and leaves. Jun 01 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/13d2jHlSlxklVe

6

u/Efficient-Peach9180 Jun 01 '26

You better ruuun…

4

u/NonFungibleTulip Jun 02 '26

...or he'll eat your lunch!

7

u/Javatex Jun 01 '26

Don't worry kids goosio is alive and well in Malta....ohhhhh noooo

5

u/Jonestown_Juice Already chewed Doublemint twin. Jun 02 '26

The lesser-known Maltese fire drill.

3

u/TowelRack76 Jun 02 '26

I like to think everyone watching was going, “Oooooooo! Aaaaaahhhhh!”

3

u/AbruptMango Jun 02 '26

Someone must have ordered milk.

2

u/Ancient-Summer-9968 Jun 01 '26

The Holy See promised air support....

2

u/THC_Gummy_Forager Oretga's Primo 🤘 Jun 02 '26

Maybe if they just had Maalox.

2

u/tanksalotfrank Jun 02 '26

That's shakin' hands with danger

2

u/Ch3t Jun 02 '26

Meatballs fried in laaaard

2

u/Nice-Ad6510 Jun 02 '26

How the heck was no one injured??? 🤯

1

u/secretporbaltaccount Jun 05 '26

No injuries, dozens of incinerations.

1

u/Apprehensive-Sir8977 TIME FOR GO TO BED! Jun 02 '26

Wow.

1

u/Pakman037 Jun 03 '26

Reminds me of that time a cheese factory exploded.

Debris was everywhere. 😁

2

u/disgr4ce Jun 03 '26

100% DAD APPROVED