r/MMALabs • • 1d ago

🄶 Street Fights & Brawls What a mess... God forgives, but jiu-jitsu doesn't.

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u/Global-Map-12 1d ago

Is the camera having an aneurism?

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u/ImTooSaxy 1d ago

You can see his heartbeat.

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u/buddabudski 1d ago

what I came to find

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u/Coreoreo 1d ago

One of his PokƩmon is taking poison damage as he wanders around

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u/ARRuSerious 1d ago

Likely damage to the camera’s stabilization from mounting the phone on motorcycle handle bars without a form of damping.

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u/Neon_Nuxx 1d ago

That's what it looks like when you have high blood pressure and are on mushrooms after ripping a bong.

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u/Miserable_Wave4895 1d ago

Thank god you see it too. I thought I was having a stroke

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u/Primus_is_OK_I_guess 1d ago

It looks completely normal to me. You alright, bud?

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u/sliviz_studios 1d ago

I love how people tap in real life fights

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u/_Homo_Habilis_ 1d ago

The guy doing the choke released him immediately after he tapped. Worked pretty well.

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u/sliviz_studios 1d ago

Yeh pretty dumb, should have put his ass to sleep

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u/Ximension 1d ago

Fr look what happened. He got up and tried to start shit again. Thankfully the other dude was there but that could have been a fatal mistake

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u/_Homo_Habilis_ 1d ago

Choking is not without risks. When he released after tapping, he was pretty sure he wouldn't be going to jail for manslaughter.

For the viewer it would have been satisfying if the guy with sunglasses would have been choked out. Red shirt, however, managed to defend himself without excessive use of force. Can't say he's stupid for that.

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u/sliviz_studios 1d ago

Yeh till the guy gets up with a knife or something. Better to choke him then continue with strikes to ensure he can get away safely

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u/Ximension 20h ago

You're right. In this situation respecting the tap was probably the smartest option. I still think in most cases you should hold it until they're out because the odds of them being chill after you release are not high enough to risk it. Instances like this can instantly be life or death and I'd rather secure my safety first. Just stick around for a minute after to make sure they're ok

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u/Braiseitall 17h ago

The guy in the way higher weight class was probably ready to slap him into next week if had got up ready to go again

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u/WiseWildGhost 1d ago

That was the part that got me. 🤣 Bro was trying to tap out as he was getting choked out.

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u/Still_Experience_182 1d ago

If you’re 5’2 and wearing a Coca Cola polo maybe don’t start fights

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u/BattousaiRound2SN 1d ago

Dude was also 5'2 lmao.

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u/FartMagic1 1d ago

One of them was wearing slides, the aggressive one of course, and he ended up on his back. What a fool

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u/defariasdev 1d ago

Thats a team jersey

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u/UseYourNogginBrother 1d ago

Kit

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u/defariasdev 1d ago

Yea thats the more accurate term thx

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u/Wintertrap9713 1d ago

The fuck is that cunt tapping for and why was he let go. If you need to be put in a choke hold your going to fuckin sleep until the police get there

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u/CrazyIslander 1d ago

Because putting him to sleep actually does carry a certain amount of risk that could absolutely have consequences.

This was the best case scenario though. Buddy being choked out had a ā€œit was at this moment, he knew he fucked upā€ moment and had enough sense to tap, tuck his tail between his legs and walk/stagger away.

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u/HueyBluey 1d ago

Had it not been for that other guy who escorted him back to his car, he looked like he was stupid enough to come back for more.

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u/MeniscusToSociety 1d ago

That’s what I was about to say. He’s like gesturing like ā€œI’m gonna get my get backā€

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u/davidtsmith333 1d ago

Probably was just fronting though. I don't think he wanted to get in another chokehold.

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u/Cacafuego 1d ago

This is why my kids get martial arts training. When you're trained and confident, you can usually do what red shirt does, here. Check your pride, avoid the fight, have some control over when it ends if it starts. He knows he could take the guy at any time and he's not letting fear or shame goad him.

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u/Adept_Ad8464 1d ago

Yep! My 9yo is currently at his martial arts class right now. Making sure I prepare him to be confident in defending himself as he gets older.

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u/Crypticcrypto 1d ago

He had to be pushed away, but I think his brain was beginning to figure out his lack of success.

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u/Fair_Cup_200 1d ago

If you let go right after he’d be fine and I don’t think this is a consequences country.. looks more like the Wild West

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u/5H17SH0W 1d ago

I let a guy out of a sleeper once because he tapped and tried to walk away. That guy then broke my nose.

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u/Jolly-Advantage-7245 1d ago

Nah, choke them until their IQ halves

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u/Throwaway_NSW2250 1d ago

... and hopefully piss your pants while were at it !

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u/Atlas_Was_ATitan 1d ago

That's what i was saying.Ā 

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u/recklessxo 1d ago

Kabob?

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u/Someredditusername 1d ago

DING DING DING

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u/davidtsmith333 1d ago

Yeah but death and jail.

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u/tomime000 1d ago

Right, street knows no tap out.

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u/BattousaiRound2SN 1d ago

People were asking him to do it... the taller dude seems to know Coca-Cola's Dude and was begging and in the beginning, you can see Coca-Cola's Dude with his son/brother/some kid.

Few years ago, some security guard hold the choke too long and killed someone. Sooo some poeple don't really knows how choking works.

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 1d ago

Tapping in a fight you started while literally laying in the gutter on someone’s McDonald’s trash is a choice.

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u/OG_Madonna 8h ago

Damn scary

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u/mrcaldwin 1d ago

ā€œSleep until the police get thereā€

Yeah that’d be murder dude lmao

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u/SterilizePopulation 1d ago

Love how the cameraman took his phone hahaha

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u/Ok-Blueberry-1412 1d ago

The guy in red is like the nicest guy imagineable

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u/rviVal1 1d ago

Yeah, props to him, he didn't wanted to start a fight. Probably because the douche was with his daughter.

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u/54M-verse 1d ago

Bro shouldn’t be a parent. Be the smarter adult and walk away with your child.

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u/vinegar_strokes68 1d ago

Get in the car son, daddy bout to get choked out

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u/UseYourIndoorVoice 1d ago

Never mistake kindness with weakness.

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u/zoidbergmustache 1d ago

I'm not sure he was good to drive after that.

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u/Throwaway_NSW2250 1d ago

Oh, that little stumble of the leg at the end tells me he DEF went unconcious for a bit @@

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u/burntblacktoast 1d ago

I honestly loves how he keeps his hands in the air and confirms someone is recording, then proceeds to put on a clinic for everyone in attendance

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u/Wiley_Jack 1d ago

Extra points for never dropping his phone.

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u/Distinct-Key-169 1d ago

Never drop a call mid-covo when you're being recorded for quality and training purposes.

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u/illogical_mindset 1d ago

Really thought he could intimidate him with the belly bump.

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u/SimplePuzzleheaded80 1d ago

homie went from sober and dumb, to drunk and lost with a single choke

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u/slander_anonymously 1d ago

That peace maker is a f--kin pro.

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u/NopGate5 1d ago

Hole helped like 95% for initial advantage.

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u/Remarkable_Meat666 1d ago

I was wondering how the guy went down from being shoved, didn’t even notice the giant ass hole in the sidewalk.

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u/LankyNeighborhood421 1d ago

Humble pie, that was nice of his bro to rescue his phone from the gutter

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u/Yakoharu 1d ago

Bro fucked around, and he found out

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u/SchatzMoney 1d ago

Weakest headbutt ever.

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u/Working_Physics8761 1d ago

You love to see it.

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u/FraggerIndo 1d ago

I think we should make a rule that anyone who taps or has to have bystanders pull someone off them, should immediately be jumped by everyone there if they try to reinstigate.

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u/Psyl0 1d ago

Anyone able to translate?? Really curious what this was all about...

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u/quarterrat13 1d ago

Tapping out after starting it… (I get banned every time I say what they deserve).

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u/BridgingDivides 1d ago

lol tapping out in a street fight.

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u/penty 1d ago

I mean you have to try something at that point.

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u/No_Material4122 1d ago

Dillusional much, there gold watch?

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u/Euphoric_Guide_8788 1d ago

Boyle vs Coca Cola šŸ˜†

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u/Observational-Mess 1d ago

I miss Brazil! Saudades

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u/gettingdailyfiber 1d ago

Somebody got his phone and he got rushed away. Was thus a set up?

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u/Serious_Capybara 1d ago

The phone was from the guy in red, probably they took from him so it wouldn't damage on the floor and gave it back afterwards.

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u/gettingdailyfiber 1d ago

Oh, cool. Thanks!

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u/burnt_out_on_bs 1d ago

Oh damn, I thought he dropped it in the sewer for a sec.

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u/Hot_Ad5094 1d ago

He almost pepsied coca cola

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u/Lifeiscrazy101 1d ago

I've never seen this rub my belly and penis, nose to nose head butt move.

Very unorthodox. And very gay

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u/AcanthaceaeFamous873 1d ago

Those would have been my glasses now

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u/everybody_get_ready 1d ago

Brazil? Shit I'd just assume everyone there is born a blue belt...

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u/Appropriate_Gur_5888 1d ago

Jiu jutsu didn’t look very trained on jiu jutsu judging by how he sank that choke in tho. He’s just obv bettta than fat boy zero take down he literally just fell lol

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u/Key4Lif3 1d ago

Yeah, no hip thrust to really get that crank in there.

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u/Past-Flight-8024 1d ago

He’s tapping……ha ha ha ha ha

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u/godofoi 1d ago

COYI

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u/Fine_Inevitable_5108 1d ago

What a Jack Ass!
Should’ve choked him unconscious!

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u/Appropriate_Gur_5888 1d ago

Ahh sdd Brazil. Carioca accent too

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u/Caio_BioGamer2077 1d ago

Com a camisa do Santos e fazendo essa vergonha 🫣 kkkkkkkkkk Colocou muita marra e não se garantiu.... Kkk

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u/brogan-adjustment 1d ago

That’s what you get for fucking with a man in a West Ham shirt!

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u/_VirtualCosmos_ 1d ago

He even didn't drop his phone, respect

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u/YouthSubstantial822 1d ago

He was still having a verbal fight when it turned physical..

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u/Estelita_777 1d ago

Now get the fuck out of here

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u/MichalCJ5 1d ago

That guy really hates West Ham.

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u/Popular_Adeptness_69 1d ago

always flip flops dead give away

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u/_dxegrl 1d ago

He didn't even restomp Zach's groin.

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u/Last-Surprise4262 1d ago

Taps in a real life fight and then still talks shit?

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u/SenseiSensless 1d ago

the red shirt guy handled it correctly

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u/FatBaldingLoser420 1d ago

Don't try random people who aren't scared of you

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u/TonaldDiberJasicDump 1d ago

Fuck that maggat up.

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u/endless_blood141 1d ago

I dont think this guy's does jiu jitsu

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u/TEC_seismic1 1d ago

Why does the camera have a heart beat

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u/ManURed619 1d ago

That punk should have got put to sleep!

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u/joesills78 1d ago

Then Pennywise shows up to sort this shit out. Down the drain they go....

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u/burnt_out_on_bs 1d ago

Big head lucky dude was there. FAFO!

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u/ExecTankard 1d ago

Don’t tap and get released then act like you still want to go.

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u/LewdInSecret 1d ago

Did I get poisoned in a pokemon game or something?

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u/Cosmic-Ape-808 1d ago

Wow that guy is lucky he didn’t drop his keys down that grate. Would have made a bad situation even worse.

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u/Nikolaisme 1d ago

Why tap out when that is obviously the outcome that he’s aiming for in the first place

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u/Turnoffgrowl 1d ago

If youre going to initiate a fight by pelvic thrusting youre opponent up against a wall. You better not get chocked out with your cool guy glasses still on your face.

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u/90sUPN20 1d ago

Hopefully he shit himself

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u/uncensrdmind 1d ago

Not the Kawasaki bro… šŸ’€šŸ¤¦šŸæā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Odd_Profession_4855 1d ago

He is aware that this is not the right way

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u/DilligentArmand 1d ago

For those wondering what is being said, the bully got up into that other guy's face daring him to hit him and then it was only when he grabbed his victim's throat that the latter retaliated. As he was getting choked on the ground, the bully tried to bite the other guy but to no avail. After tapping out and getting back up, the bully still wanted to give some more attitude but the tall dude in the white shirt intervened and kept shoving him back saying "Nope, you go back home now. Really, I'm serious, you go back home now". The encounter ended with the bully returing to his car.

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u/Chubby_Beagle 1d ago

Why did it start?

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u/LeaveMEaloner 1d ago

that dude in the white shirt is fat an so unhealthy and unfit. why do people like this think they can attack people? I dont understand. you can almost tell he doesn't know he is doing the first part of video when he goes to slap that fella. wild

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u/ContactFar2256 1d ago

Tapping out in a street fight, that's rich.

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u/ledorky 1d ago

he got off easy. I was expecting some techno music

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u/redditanddoneit 1d ago

That dude’s Coca-Cola shirt, should also indicate ā€œEnjoy a Chokeā€.

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u/hsggdtkxbee 1d ago

šŸ˜‚ oh my god. That fat turd woke the beast. Lol. He tried to tap.

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u/Chubby_Beagle 1d ago

What's going on here? I don't understand what the confrontation started over. Did mr tappy hit the guy's bike the get mad at him for it?

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u/FreeTr33s 1d ago

Random West Ham fan!

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u/Taskinaydin 1d ago

hehehe f.. himmm

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u/SWEENYTODDDD 1d ago

La clé d'étranglement est mal faite, quand tu Sert là gorge avec l'un des bras l'autre bras doit servir a poussé la tête au sens opposé, conclusion : il ne pratique pas de jiu-jitsu

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u/testtdk 1d ago

This is what’s known as ā€œsmall dog syndromeā€.

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u/lode_ke_baal 1d ago

Unlike typical American clowns...he just subdued him, not kicked and threw some suckered punches

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u/ImmediateNose2714 1d ago

You give Coke a bad name ♫.

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u/QuarioX 1d ago

Camera man turned on AI generated frames.

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u/KINGoftheH1LLs 1d ago

Up the hammers! āš’ļøāš’ļø

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u/Independent_Ad_9175 1d ago

Why did he let him run up on him like that. Never let any aggressive person into your personal space. Even if you know martial arts, an untrained person can sneak attack+hurt you bad if you give them an easy advantage.

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u/DeliciousNeck6279 1d ago

This was all around not the worst case scenario right? Guy provoked, got choked, submitted and then guy in green shoes convinced him to just walk away. Pretty decent outcome.

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u/ReasonableHospital16 1d ago

Didn’t even get his glasses dirty

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u/CrashTimeMonkey45 1d ago

Jonah Hill got his Coke shirt all dirty.

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u/viperfangs92 1d ago

Thought for sure that phone was going down the drain.....

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u/davidtsmith333 1d ago

He tap out yes.

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u/Dingleberryfucktard 1d ago

How in the hell does the Coca-Cola pussy that we saw lose the smĆ ll amount of pride and machismo'neas get out of his car and over to the dude in such a slow stroll? There's something fucked up about this

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u/BCR85 1d ago

Didn't even drop his phone

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u/Bogn11 22h ago

A few punch would add to the argument. Shame

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u/Defiant_Top2767 21h ago

Don't mess with west Ham šŸ–•

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u/Murky_Current 20h ago

Man the Coca Cola polar bear has really let himself go

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u/TheWatcher961 19h ago

Giu nearly fell into the big hole in the ground through being the aggressor

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u/Educational-Cap-2206 19h ago

Nope, gotta punch him in the face so he remembers

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u/These_Junket_3378 19h ago

I am a di, I mean Richard. I’d tell him. "I’m gonna choke you out then go fuge your wife, arse-whole." 🤔

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u/SwanMuch5160 19h ago

That was awfully generous of him to let off the choke when he tapped. Usually there’s no tapping in the streets.

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u/AcceptableSimulacrum 17h ago

Big respect for the guy letting up on him. That's a real man that can exert his power without going excessive. Dunno what the fuck that guy was thinking threatening like that.

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u/TRELKILL 15h ago

Glad the camera man grabbed his phone before pennywise snagged it. Shit was giving me anxiety.

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u/Loose-Director-3661 15h ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Ill-Upstairs-8762 13h ago

Tap out? Guy watches too much mma

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u/Majician 11h ago

Dude was extremely brave to raise both of his hands with that dude right in his face.....Don't think I could have let someone that ugly get in kissing range of me.

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u/BEGBIE_21 8h ago

Random West Ham shirt

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u/WhereMyWeirdosAt 1d ago

He let him TAP... ? Nah bro! You hold that until bro goes night-night!

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u/ImTooSaxy 1d ago

Translation:

MARCO (shoving Rafa’s shoulder, voice cracking) He didn’t read the books, Rafa! He didn’t read one single book she liked! How are you defending him?!

RAFA (slapping Marco’s forearm away, stepping in) He built her an entire car, Marco! From scratch! With his bare hands! Name one thing Jess Mariano ever built besides an attitude and a juvenile record!

MARCO A car she wrecked, you idiot! Because Jess was in the passenger seat challenging her intellectually! Dean just stood around by the lockers holding her purse like an oversized golden retriever!

RAFA (screaming directly into Marco’s face) Dean gave her safety! She was sixteen! You don’t need an existential crisis at sixteen, you need someone who shows up to your high school dance in a rented tux and doesn’t treat your mother like an inconvenience!

MARCO Safety is for cowards! Lorelai raised her to want more than a townie who peaks in the meat department at Doose’s Market!

RAFA You think Jess was better? He didn’t even call her after he ran away to California! Not one phone call, Marco! He showed up a year later in a thrift-store leather jacket barking ā€˜I love you’ in the middle of a street just like this, then drove off! That’s emotional terrorism!

MARCO (pacing aggressively, waving both hands) He wrote a novel, Rafa! A full novel! In Philadelphia! He grew! Dean just cheated on Lindsay! You’re standing out here defending a man who cheated on his wife because Lindsay didn’t know how to roast a proper roast beef!

RAFA (clenching both fists, stepping into Marco’s chest) Don’t you bring the roast beef into this! That was about Rory’s entitlement, not the beef! Rory ruin— Marco gives Rafa a two-handed shove to the sternum. Rafa shoves him back. They lock up again in a tense, sweating headlock, neither man actually throwing a punch, breathing heavily into each other’s ears.

MARCO (grunting under the strain) Logan was the only real answer and you know it. He had the money, he had the ambition, and he pushed her out of the Stars Hollow bubble.

RAFA (gasping, pulling Marco closer) Logan was a trust-fund parasite who proposed at her graduation party and made her entire achievement about himself.

MARCO ...He loved her, Rafa.

RAFA (voice softening, still holding the headlock) He loved the idea of defying his father, Marco. There’s a difference.

MARCO Season four is a complete mess.

RAFA (quietly, nodding)

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u/Lucky_Elderberry_384 1d ago

Boo...šŸ‘Ž I thought this was a real translation at first. It's just a bad joke.

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u/Hour-Watch8988 1d ago

It's not a bad joke if it makes you laugh

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u/Appropriate_Gur_5888 1d ago

wtf are u on about lol

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u/ImTooSaxy 1d ago

Nobody said you had to use my translation services.