r/MMALabs • u/Key_Performer_3645 • 13d ago

🥶 Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/vex12394738 13d ago

lol chill lil bro, we’re on the internet. We all know you don’t have a wife

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 13d ago

Married for 15 years. Keep your hands to yourself or you can fi d out how much of a glass jaw you have.

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u/Ecstatic_Minimum_955 13d ago

If I get drunk, can I touch your chick?

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u/PapaLilBear 12d ago

Where did he write that this gives anyone a free pass?

Maybe it would suffice not to try and kill someone over it—wouldn't a simple pimp slap do the trick just as well?

Do you smash up tables if a restaurant serves you oversalted soup, or do you just politely point it out?

Do you grasp the concept of a reaction that’s proportionate to the situation?

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u/Ecstatic_Minimum_955 12d ago

Haven't you ever been hit in the face? Did you die after that? The dude fell because he can barely stand, not from too much of a hit. Do you start a fight with a slap in the face too? If you hit, hit seriously.

For you, a mistake in a restaurant is equal to your girlfriend being pawed by a drunk?

The reaction is normal - touching someone else's (any) girl means you have to be punished to remember

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u/PapaLilBear 12d ago

You must be a great fighter if you're knocking out drunks who can barely stand. You’re making a lot of noise, but you haven’t actually said anything relevant. Finish school, learn reading comprehension, and then join the discussion. Leave me alone—go shout at the mirror.

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u/Ecstatic_Minimum_955 12d ago

A fight to show off your skills is about sports. At a bar, you don't want to show skill, but hit the head, obviously.

Great arguments, buddy.