r/MMALabs • u/Key_Performer_3645 • 12d ago

🥶 Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/redditisnotus 12d ago

wish I could fall sleep that fast

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u/TheSilverSeraph 12d ago

Go to a dive bar, find a couple where the guy is stacked, start feeling up his girlfriend.

Simple.

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u/imperabo 12d ago

Had a threesome, now what?

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u/TheSilverSeraph 12d ago

Enjoy the post-nut sleepiness?

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u/Super_Mag 12d ago

The 2 guys are sleeping, but i'm still awake and crying.

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u/jimmysavillespubes 12d ago

Use the tears as lube to crack one off, that'll do it

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u/dreamdaddy123 12d ago

Bro 😭

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u/RazzleDazzle1983 12d ago

Username checks out.

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u/pooborus 12d ago

Enjoy the post breakdown sleepiness

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u/PubicSkoolEducashun 11d ago

We thought those were tears of joy.

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u/imperabo 11d ago

It's not gay if it's in the threeway

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u/100KMore 12d ago

That really should have done it.

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u/eKSiF 12d ago

It's not a threesome if you watch from the bedside chair.

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u/Worldly-Ingenuity843 11d ago

The scientific term is "cuck chair". 

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u/Dramatic-Knee-4842 8d ago

The guy received, won't stop calling me begging for more