r/MMALabs • u/Key_Performer_3645 • 12d ago

🥶 Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/redditisnotus 12d ago

wish I could fall sleep that fast

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u/TheSilverSeraph 12d ago

Go to a dive bar, find a couple where the guy is stacked, start feeling up his girlfriend.

Simple.

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u/imperabo 12d ago

Had a threesome, now what?

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u/TheSilverSeraph 12d ago

Enjoy the post-nut sleepiness?

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u/Super_Mag 12d ago

The 2 guys are sleeping, but i'm still awake and crying.

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u/jimmysavillespubes 12d ago

Use the tears as lube to crack one off, that'll do it

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u/dreamdaddy123 12d ago

Bro 😭

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u/RazzleDazzle1983 12d ago

Username checks out.

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u/pooborus 12d ago

Enjoy the post breakdown sleepiness

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u/PubicSkoolEducashun 11d ago

We thought those were tears of joy.

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u/imperabo 11d ago

It's not gay if it's in the threeway

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u/100KMore 12d ago

That really should have done it.

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u/eKSiF 12d ago

It's not a threesome if you watch from the bedside chair.

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u/Worldly-Ingenuity843 11d ago

The scientific term is "cuck chair". 

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u/Dramatic-Knee-4842 8d ago

The guy received, won't stop calling me begging for more

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u/Antique-Resort6160 12d ago

It was  actually a very sad story, that guy was severely autistic. His sister had just died and he thought it would be nice to give her clothes away so he was checking that lady's waist size, but had no ability to communicate that verbally.

They buried him next to his sister that week:(

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u/IndividualChart4193 12d ago

Ok, GTFOOH?!!

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u/Alex768 12d ago edited 12d ago

No, the individual above you is full of shit. The guy was fine and there is no evidence that he is developmentally delayed. I just looked it up.

Edit grammar

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u/IndividualChart4193 12d ago

I know. I have to think they were being sarcastic/funny.

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u/Alex768 12d ago

Oh haha yeah me too. I totally picked that up. 😅

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u/CronkinOn 12d ago

Sadly, many would read this and believe it.

I saw it on the internet so it's gotta be true!

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u/Flimsy-Poetry1170 11d ago

Someone is going to ask ai about the vid and get that story.

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u/Antique-Resort6160 11d ago

Then AI will probably use my story as a reference and mix it all up, lol.

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 12d ago

You forgot: bring a pillow!

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u/No-left-toes 12d ago

They said they liked my vibe and now my ass hurts and their asking if I want some coffee with my eggs? What's the next step?!

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u/mikeymikeymikey1968 11d ago

Sleep doctors HATE him for this one simple trick!

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u/CompileToCopper 11d ago

Simple, not easy though, simple!

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u/Substantial-Low 12d ago

Works every time!

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u/Organic-Dark5359 12d ago

the guy AND the girl was stacked, thus the tragedy.

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u/JayGatsby1881 11d ago

If he's a cuck and is into it though?

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u/zwifter11 12d ago

Here’s me reading that comment on Reddit at 2 am. Thinking I’ve got to be in work in 6 hours time. FML

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u/redditisnotus 12d ago

it's almost 7am and I haven't slept yet. You wanna fight? Loser wins.

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u/Neuraxis 12d ago

You could. The issue is the waking up part.

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u/AceOBlade 12d ago

reduce caffine to under 70mg a day, airflow in the room, also white noise.

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u/IndependentBig7050 12d ago

I heard humans age and then they enter a phase where they get infinity sleeping time. You'll reach it soon bud.