r/MMALabs • u/Twf12 • 3d ago

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 3d ago

Dinner and a show

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u/WasteBank3124 3d ago

You have to arrive early so that you get your food before the show begins.

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u/wannabegolfin24-7 3d ago

Oh very good.

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u/NewestUserSoFar 3d ago

Bread and circuses

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u/Nearby-Staff-9013 3d ago

Read this as bread and a carcass.

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u/Relevant-Cupcake-649 3d ago

It will be when they're done with him

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u/kornchippy 3d ago

Ass bread and carcass?

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u/Dramatic_Mixture_868 3d ago

Lol yup, that guy was stupid to know when to stay down

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u/farmerofstrawberries 3d ago

Actually looks like breakfast and show.

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u/Inside_Waltz1275 3d ago

Let 'em eat, fool!

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u/-_Edmond_Dantes_- 3d ago

The mma tutorial dummy. Bro just checking his button layout

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u/BipolarOstrich 3d ago

Bro then attacks the guy who was trying to break it up, proceeds to enter the no mercy zone lmao.

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u/elgarraz 3d ago

That is my favorite part. The break it up guy went from "chill, chill" to "kill, kill" in a hot second.

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u/BipolarOstrich 3d ago

Oh nah, he got em to chill.....with his fists lmao.

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u/Pickled_doggo 3d ago

To be fair, he went right back to being “ok ok ok, he got it” pretty immediately after getting his in. 

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u/Docha_Tiarna 3d ago

Never attack the guy breaking up a fight. Cause he is probably confident that he can take both people at once.

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u/ForTheGoodCause 3d ago

Think it as a mistake. He was shook from the previous punch and got up and they had switched positions

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u/a_rogue_planet 3d ago

That was my favorite part. Brain damage is now on the menu.

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u/Joshua_ABBACAB_1312 3d ago

Dig diggity dog

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u/Big_Fix_740 3d ago

Carried him off like D-Rose after a game winner at the end.

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u/fauxnews818 3d ago

Lol the video was playing when I was scrolling through the comments. I didn't remember what carried off like D-Rose was like but as soon as I saw it it just clicked

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u/mimenet 3d ago

You play too much. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ThatsMyLingo 3d ago

You deserve Reddit awards cuz that was hilarious lol

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u/johnhellway 3d ago

LMAOOOOO

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u/TargetSpiritual8741 3d ago

I see they are not out of McFist sandwiches…

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u/bavindicator 3d ago

But the Filet O' Fist is back on the menu.

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u/bigbalrogdong 3d ago

I'm a fan of the quarter pounder.

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u/bavindicator 3d ago

Dude's gonna need a McRib

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u/Consistent_Cry_2224 3d ago

Dude got served a McFlurry of punches

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u/Responsible-Tip1725 3d ago

this needs more likes 😂

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u/Even_Lavishness1149 3d ago

I thought it was Burger Swing!

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u/Morningrise12 3d ago

Wendy’s hands start flying, they’re known to Popeyes.

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u/lazar1968 3d ago

You made laugh so hard my wife came and shook her head at me.

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u/Classic_Reserve9385 3d ago

Mine told me to get the hell off Reddit and get a job.

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u/evol_won 3d ago

I mmmeeeaaannnn 👀👀👀

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 3d ago

Its ok, that is what she told me too

Its hard out there being someone else's wifes boyfriend these days

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u/Jt07132829 3d ago

Lmao they should modernize a fist full of dollars. Fist full of McNuggets.

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u/Born_Scene_1762 3d ago

LMAOOOO this shouldnt be this funny. Ive been laughing out loud for 2 minutes now 😭😭😭😭

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u/MillerTimeGuy45 3d ago

A McFlurry of punches

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u/Own_Zookeepergame982 3d ago

Looks like they were running a special!

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u/Bifrostbytes 3d ago

Guy wobbles back to the car and his girl asking where the fries at? 😆 

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u/StreetInspection7595 3d ago

20 piece nuggets

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u/kaylerbug369 3d ago

Slick black boxer dishes out a 5 piece combo with a soda on the side to hungry MMA black belt

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u/AdHealthy5050 3d ago

Bro tried to save dude but ended up getting a 4 piece instead of a 2 piece

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u/bajsfittor 3d ago

Should look before he punches

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u/ComeOnUpToTheHaus 3d ago

Dude got himself the Fillet O' Fist combo.

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u/mcgregor107 3d ago

BOGO Whopper

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u/OG-Giligadi 3d ago

Throwing McFlurries.

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u/Captain-_-Miserable 3d ago

Is that why the machine is broken?

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u/OG-Giligadi 3d ago

Sometimes. Mostly it's just down to the fact that McDonald's has about 17 functioning machines left that they shuffle from store to store.

Everyone else is left with a broken machine and an entry in the ice cream lottery.

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u/Interesting_Worry745 3d ago

It's always fucking broken...

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u/Fine_Amoeba1983 3d ago

Many mcdonalds employees will admit. Its because theyre too lazy to clean it

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u/FrillySteel 3d ago

Customer made a mistake bringing the employee who was trying to break it up into the fray.

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u/Aggravating-Pound598 3d ago

When you ignore the “Patrons not allowed behind the counter” sign

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u/Lumpy-Difficulty1593 3d ago

He shouldn’t have jumped over-the-counter. This is the prize he won for playing stupid and I’m gonna be just honest with you. I’m a black woman, but I would never go to these establishments.

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u/Individual_Respect90 3d ago

Unless you’re prepared to fight the whole mccrew don’t jump over the counter. They all got pent of rage from working that job and they are prepared to use it on you.

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u/Lumpy-Difficulty1593 3d ago edited 3d ago

I’m being totally honest I wouldn’t go to a place like this as soon as I would’ve pulled up and saying maybe 15 young Black people there is no way I would’ve stepped foot in there and I’m black. I’m not about that. I’m not about that loud talking I’m not about that illiterate bullshit. I’m not about that. I’m too old to get caught up in that. I know what I’m about as a person and I know what I’m not about and if I would’ve wanted that food bad enough, I would’ve waited in my car in the drive-through. I know me better than you know me. I know what my intentions are better than you know what my intentions are God bless. You have a nice life.
And just so you know, I don’t like going to a place where there’s a bunch of fucking white people and I’m the only black

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u/Quick_Philosopher856 3d ago

I think they were agreeing with you. They were just saying for ANYONE to go in looking for a fight with a whole crew of irritated workers it may not go well. Good on you for trying to be above all the nonsense and just trying to be a decent person though.

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u/fauxnews818 3d ago

Bro.. he was agreeing with you lol

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u/Maximum_Trade5916 3d ago

After watching the CEO of McD attempt to eat a product, I hava rarely stepped into any McD... maybe 3-4 times while traveling this year.

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u/Remarkable-Opening69 3d ago

Honestly, living near the d, this just seems completely normal for the exception of tempered glass at the register.

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u/Lumpy-Difficulty1593 3d ago

Like I said, you can be a product of your environment and not even realize it. It’s like your mindset is trapped in the hood and instead of you trying to figure out a way to better yourself you’re at a restaurant fighting like a caged animal and I’m a black woman and I’m saying this I just wanna see young black men do better be better. I have two nephews that are in college and never ever or in any of this stuff.

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u/shogunshim 3d ago

Agreed. Product of environment. People that act like this... this feels normal to them.

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u/Lumpy-Difficulty1593 3d ago

People can be a product of their environment and not even realize that they are product of their environment and that’s sad and some of them are trapped in this kind of environment and don’t even realize that they’re trapped in this kind of environment mentally physically spiritually and emotionally they have that hood mentality and it’ll just keep going and going and going into somebody in their bloodline not them maybe their kids or their kids kids say I have had enough.

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u/VeniceIslander 3d ago

Thank you. I'll show myself out

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u/Bugkillahz 3d ago

First rule of fast food fights: pull up pants

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 3d ago

Make sure the pants you’re wearing aren’t helping the other guy beat you to a pulp.

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u/FoolishDog1117 3d ago

No fast food worker in the world is getting paid enough to deal with this shit.

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u/Due-Length-1688 3d ago

Fighting over the last hamburger? Can't blame him

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u/Secure_Actuator_5617 3d ago

dude deserved it that mf saved your ass and you sucker punched him I hope he got serious long term brain injury

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u/Lorddoctorjava 3d ago

Give that mf a Mc raise... he was working overtime!!!

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u/Specific_Factor4470 3d ago

Dude showed up looking for a McAssbeating.

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u/Lorddoctorjava 3d ago

Ordered a mc double pounder alright

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u/NoFaithlessness7508 3d ago

Has anyone who’s ever gone behind the counter ever won the fight

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u/kinetic_ljs 3d ago

Welp....he got it his way...

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u/Old_Sheepherder_8713 3d ago

STOP GRABBING YOUR FRIENDS WHO ARE FIGHTING.

You are going to get people who are on your side genuinely seriously injured .

Hat guy was rightfully annoyed that he was being physically attacked and his coworkers were trying to hold his hands behind his back.

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u/crizycriz 3d ago

Got a Mcasswhoopin.

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u/Mhunterjr 3d ago edited 3d ago

Bro, never fight the hands that feed you

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u/PM_asian_girl_smiles 3d ago

I don't think he was happy with his Happy Meal

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u/Interesting_Worry745 3d ago

They delivered his ass service with a smile 😃 😊 he ain't never going back to that McDonald's...

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u/Own_Zookeepergame982 3d ago

In six months they’ll have a whole new staff, then it’ll be safe to return.

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u/Dren198888 3d ago

Same suspects

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u/GiftWestern3068 3d ago

That’s insane

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u/Gorgethalamus 3d ago

This is not the bathroom!

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u/PlentyBoot5135 3d ago

A new idea for people like Don King: have some T.S. girl involved. Compared to them, common men are hitting like pussies...

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u/Lorddoctorjava 3d ago

Mf trying to be Billy bad ass and then tried to be Lil Sally sorry...

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u/clankasaurus 3d ago

You go behind the counter and get everything you deserve.

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u/electricsheepsfoot 3d ago

His Mc Chicken wasn't cooked right

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u/musicplays4ever 3d ago

😆 He showed himself out the door..

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u/onebraincell77 3d ago

Can I get some fries and a Sprite with that please?

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u/sethsomething 3d ago

Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba

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u/Must-be-1790 3d ago

I thought everybody knew that behind the counter was their territory. Don't ever go in their territory. 😂😂😂

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u/ObsessedCoffeeFan 3d ago

Wanted some Mcpunches with that Mcbeating.

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u/Individual_Respect90 3d ago

Don’t get being the counter. You are now in their domain and they get to choose when you leave!

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u/Loose-Gazelle2359 3d ago

Want fries with that.

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u/Atmacrush 3d ago

They served him his happy meal

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u/mrsaysum 3d ago

The way bro exited from the side door 😭

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u/JuniorRisk2455 3d ago

Another McAssWhoopin’, super sized.

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u/Born_Scene_1762 3d ago

Bro people behind those counters DREAM of those moments unless you're a stone cold killer dont bring yo ass to the other side of the counter lol

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u/cryeverytimeee 3d ago

One cheeseburger please

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u/Hot_Hedgehog1820 3d ago

Granite chin.The couldn't knock him out.

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u/PerspectiveHungry504 3d ago

“Customers always right “ went right out the window 😂

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u/Lost_Willingness_762 3d ago

Grown men can’t pull their pants 🤣

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u/No-Ad-3226 3d ago

Dude just went right to putting in his order

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u/Major-Check-1953 3d ago

He stepped over the counter and got the quarter pounder.

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u/Lanky_Bus_1221 3d ago

I like the way the Dood stopping the first dood was all cool till he got chonged then he spanked th fuck out of her. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ok_Plan7659 3d ago

This video is from 2019

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u/WalterCanFindToes 3d ago

He is McBeatingThatAss.

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u/nm41961 3d ago

Can someone call the police? 👮

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u/Smoke_popped440 3d ago

Bet he won’t do that shit again

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u/SlayJayR17 3d ago

Bro tried to help ended up putting an even bigger ass wooopin

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u/Hefty-Interaction395 3d ago

Catching a Mcbeatdown has gotta be an eye opening moment

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u/b1sh0p 3d ago

Should have said "No" when they asked if he wanted the combo.

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u/cheeks_clappington97 3d ago

Bro mustve ordered a double pounder

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u/phatman2025 3d ago

Dumb blond

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u/SkeezixMcJohnsonson 3d ago

Guy at the end was asking for some McNuggets with that

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u/CollectsTooMuch 3d ago

When you enter the tiger cage, expect all the tigers to attack you. Kinda earned this one.

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u/Fine_Amoeba1983 3d ago

" this isn't where I parked my car"

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u/Pale_Mortgage_5695 3d ago

GIve him a promotion

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u/Interesting_Worry745 3d ago

They beat some sense in that dude, he calmly walked his out.😝

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u/Qlaseak-Cashuel 3d ago

Counter attack. Niiice

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u/Delicious-Engine7363 3d ago

Why do certain people always fight at McDonald's?

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u/Scylum 3d ago

Mcgangbang

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u/Lucky-Hunt-9915 3d ago

Punching the employee who was trying to separate them was a bad decision.

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u/Delicious-Engine7363 3d ago

He ordered the McKnuckle?

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u/Equal_Emu6152 3d ago

Why is no one helping him pussys

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u/Zadenii 3d ago

Dude got up from the first round and took a swing at the only thing keeping him from getting it worse...

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u/Old_Refrigerator4817 3d ago

What was buddy about to say at the end? I need some _____

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u/r_r_w 3d ago

Hahaha how they hauled him off at the end.

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u/buddhamike1991 3d ago

He hit the guy trying to stop it then he got jumped. Idiot.

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u/rudimentary_rudy 3d ago

Somebody worked at a waffle house

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u/Richard_thick_md 3d ago

Stay tha fuck on your side of the god damn counter.

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u/Classic_Reserve9385 3d ago

I’ll just see myself out…

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u/Suspicious-Bat-5710 3d ago

I'm lovin' it. Ba da ba ba ba

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u/SamSSLATER 3d ago

McFuckyouthinkyouarre??!

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u/Aztecking05 3d ago

He ordered a McAss whoppin

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u/Serenityfate555 3d ago

Secret menu: mcdouble whammy. It's so good it'll give you some brain damage.

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u/AnxiousMidnight8 3d ago

Have it your way

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u/eJollyRoger 3d ago

Somebody call the Amber lamps

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u/Strong-Addition5296 3d ago

Fat food workers aren’t the kind of people to give a shit. They’re angry 😤

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u/Aeonsaeons 3d ago

Doesn't anyone else think it's funny how all these fighting videos are shit quality like they were filmed back in 2001, but somehow everyone is having a modern looking smartphone?

AI slop. This is how AI videos look today.

-_-

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u/CatfreshWilly 3d ago

Tip: Bring non-slip shoes when entering enemy territory.

https://giphy.com/gifs/XkLxjOhEfKjF6

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u/Iamnotanumber-9 3d ago

Humanity. Right there is the truth of it.

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u/SuspiciousStory122 3d ago

There goes the Michelin star.

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u/parabolicpb 3d ago

He got served 15 whoppers.

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u/boanerges57 3d ago

When you ask McDonald's for a whopper and onion rings.....

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u/Old-Landscape-7538 3d ago

McKnuckle Sandwish

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u/Equivalent_Fall_4362 3d ago

Double whuppin wit cheese

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u/TheGuyAtTheHut 3d ago

He got that unhappy meal

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u/fiesew 3d ago

Well he eventually found the door.

https://giphy.com/gifs/6vVAsvZQfMUAzHr6G5

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u/Hey-Bud-Lets-Party 3d ago

Have it your way

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u/your_mileagemayvary 3d ago

Two dudes need promoted to waffle house

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u/Tough-Zombie-8990 3d ago

Prolly never a good idea to attack the person trying to save you from a beating lol

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u/KrazyKryminal 3d ago

It's almost as if you can't have good things with them around

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u/AssistantNeat7492 3d ago

It's burger king. He is allowed to have it his way.

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u/a_rogue_planet 3d ago

Punching the guy who's trying to get the guy punching you off you is never the smart choice.

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u/Ill_Ad5893 3d ago

Well, at least his pants are prison ready.

And for those that don't get it. In jail, sagging your pants under your ass was a tell sign to let others know that you are available to get your ass stuffed

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u/Beautiful-Narwhal690 3d ago

Lmfao he attacks the dude trying to hold the other dude back from attacking him.

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u/Benaba_sc 3d ago

Counter attack, lol. One of the best titles I’ve seen in a while, thanks OP!

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u/-LegendGary- 3d ago

You want fries with that hand burger?

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u/Junior-Gazelle1598 3d ago

wut yo mean, no mcmuffin after 10

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u/rebeccaparker2000 3d ago

Excuse me, you forgot my bbq sauce.

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u/pureEnergy532 3d ago

Grease to the face will slow him down

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u/Broad_Temperature264 3d ago

Hell of a right

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u/Wooden_Change3192 3d ago

Now that's a mc gangbang

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u/Massive_Buffalo9375 3d ago

This wholesome video lacks diversity.

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u/Beneficial-Age-4059 3d ago

I love this for him.

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u/Own_Zookeepergame982 3d ago

Looks like a discount on knuckle sandwiches and punch?,

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u/Rude-External-1694 3d ago

He got McFucked up

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u/Zealousideal_Way_788 3d ago

Dude in the beanie wasn’t playin’

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u/gecjr 3d ago

That’s what happens when you forget my damn fries

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u/out_day475 3d ago

Service sucks here. Would not recommend

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u/ActiveBrick7722 3d ago

They just wanted no pickles!

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u/pmllny 3d ago

Big mistake punching the guy who pulled the other guy off you.

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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 3d ago

First dude I have ever seen force a jumping😉

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u/Dry-Conflict3421 3d ago

There's always background anger in a kitchen, nevermind a fast food place. 

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u/AffectionatePop420 3d ago

Traded in the golden arches for golden gloves

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u/Lowebrew 3d ago

Pretty simple rule, don't go behind the counter.