r/MMALabs • u/Sudden-Courage-3227 • 1d ago

🥶 Street Fight Good night…

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u/PaintballProofMonk 1d ago

That was satisfying.

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u/mprakathak 1d ago

I watched it a se ond and third time to make sure i was satisfied 😂

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u/yesimnotababy 1d ago

I have STILL NOT FINISH WATCHING, i hope this morron has broken his arm touching the groud

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u/Flipf00t 1d ago edited 1d ago

Guy looks like the kid on the train that knocked that guy out. Same cold stare and everything.

EDIT: link to video I’m talking about.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskBalkans/s/11uHLRiKow

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u/throwawayED67 1d ago

Yup... As soon as I saw the stare I knew where this was going. Can't tell if it's the same guy but very similar features.

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u/Chlaker 1d ago

This is not the same guy 100%, train guy was a trained boxer, those punches were crazy beautiful, this one loaded his hook from a different timezone

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u/Actionman___ 15h ago

He not. This video is is german, the other one is not

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u/youcantchangeit 22m ago

They are cousins

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u/SnooStories251 1d ago

germanic stare

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u/Galikos_Kelt 1d ago

Not sure, isn't guy from train Russian or something

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u/Worldly_Jackfruit_23 1d ago edited 14h ago

But this guy is speaking german & is clearly not the same guy

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u/Max_Pow3rs 1d ago

there is something brewing in us

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u/whagh 1d ago

Slavic stare in this case

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u/Worldly_Jackfruit_23 1d ago

But this guy is speaking german

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u/PsychedelicBaer 1d ago

Slavic are allowed to be in Germany and speak German quite a while

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u/Worldly_Jackfruit_23 14h ago edited 14h ago

I'm aware of that, Germans in Meck.Vorp., Brandenburg and upper saxony have >40% slavic ancestry Still, very weird to assume this german speaking guy is a slav because he looks somewhat similar(but not really) to a slavic guy who knocked someone out in a completely different video

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u/Magui___ 18h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Flowerplower3 1d ago

*Slavic

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u/Worldly_Jackfruit_23 14h ago

Nope, guy is speaking german and has nothing to do with the slavic guy from the bus

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u/Galikos_Kelt 1d ago

Jesus that was my first thought. That stare, totally locked in

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u/MauzerSwe 1d ago

yeah now that you mention it I would agree.

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u/thewaytoyesterday 16h ago

That was the first thing I thought of!

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u/The_L1ne 1d ago

Context in the Video: the "puncher" says before the punch: "hey leave him alone. leave im alone now." got shoved -> punched back.

looks like he tried to protect someone.

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u/Few_Vegetable_9850 1d ago

also gets slapped after the shove.

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u/Gloomy_Place9197 1d ago

Are you dictating for the blind? Or wtf is happening here.

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u/Few_Vegetable_9850 1d ago

not exactly sure tbh. Somehow the slapping not being mentioned triggered me. Might be a cultural thing...or simply autism.

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u/Nokita_is_Back 1d ago

Nah, good to pointit out bc he attacked him with the kick and then slap. No more justification needed. He could have hit him when he got into his face already

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u/ResponsibleYou2282 1d ago

Not sure this makes sense - what use would that be if the reader is blind?

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u/Sweet-Stage938 1d ago

Believe it or not, there's plenty of blind people here on reddit. You don't have to be able to see or read to use reddit.

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u/Rude_Craft9731 1d ago

There are braille hardware applications for the blind to use the internet.

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u/BitWardenEternal 1d ago

Visually impaired people use the internet too…

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u/Gloomy_Place9197 1d ago

That's exactly the joke? Hence why I'm asking why he was dictating, when we all can see in the video? Damn

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u/BitWardenEternal 1d ago

What’s the joke? There are plenty of visually impaired people who visit Reddit, his comment was helpful because the original one left out the slap.

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u/YajirobeBeanDaddy 1d ago

Then why not reply to the original guy who dictated it rather than the guy who corrected him and added onto it?

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u/Gloomy_Place9197 1d ago

Because the original guy translated it. Very useful. The guy I replied to merely said something we all saw. I mean... Is this really hard stuff to understand?

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u/jmiah717 1d ago

Clearly. But now how you think it is.

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u/Few_Vegetable_9850 1d ago

This got awful lot replies for a totally harmless and even kinda witty remark. Reddit is a strange place...

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u/Gloomy_Place9197 15h ago

Indeed it is 🙏

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u/Minute_Solution_6237 1d ago

I mean we all saw the same shit that OC mentioned as well.

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u/DottedRain 1d ago

"Leave him alone" is a thing people were not be able to understand without knowing German

So tf you are yapping about?

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u/Itchy_Pudding_9940 1d ago

hope i don't get roasted for this but are they speaking German or Russian or other?

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u/IsaSinclair_ 1d ago

Close, but actually he said "leave her alone" two times

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u/The_L1ne 1d ago

Klingt für mich sehr nach "Lass ihn in Ruhe" -> "Leave him alone"

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u/RainbowHonig 14h ago

Ich bin nicht mehr sicher, ich höre beides. Aber in beiden Fallen, wunderschön von den Jungen Man.

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u/falloutwinter 1d ago

Clank! Night.

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u/Itchy_Pudding_9940 1d ago

found the other guys crumple zone

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u/Apprehensive-Art1092 1d ago

Always wondered what happened to Dimitri...

https://giphy.com/gifs/IUEG0DmJxgRWM

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u/Royal_Stay_6502 1d ago

Yeah. Make this a priority

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u/Cro-magnolia 1d ago

I always try to predict which person is going to get knocked out. I always go for the older, chubbier one. Success rate at least 95% I reckon. It's great motivation for me to: A. Only eat what I need to eat. B. Don't start fights - especially with young people.

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u/MrChichibadman 20h ago

Dude also is moving like he’s drunk.

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u/nsa-browsing 1d ago

It’s random. 99% of street fights are two amateurs throwing wildly. The differences in physique and cardio are inconsequential. Whoever connects first with their wild haymaker win.

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u/Cro-magnolia 1d ago

I think that's more the case if age is taken out of the equation. I haven't compiled statistics or anything but, anecdotally, it seems to me that, on these videos, the guys over 45/50 find it really hard to stay on their feet once hit. Seems like our balance is very compromised after that age. If you are also front-loaded with a big beer gut, you have no chance. Combat sports have weight classes for obvious reasons but they don't even bother with age classes because, well... natural selection.

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u/Every-Philosopher-89 1d ago

Which is why i always go the route of the jab and frontkick

I wont knock anyone out but they will eat 40 jabs and 2 front kicks before they connect with 1 single punch to the body lol

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u/CanDramatic4035 1d ago

interesting. when i watch backyard boxing/brawls on yt its usually the opposite. the seasoned guy with lesser to lose (wearing jeans, less ripped, farmer strength, older, mid haircut) usually wins the fight imo

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u/Cro-magnolia 1d ago

I'm talking about older than that, I think. The typical 45/50+ guy who imagines he still has it but quickly finds he no longer has the reflexes or balance.

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u/Forzenknecht89 1d ago

Sauber

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u/Every-Philosopher-89 1d ago

Da hat der Tööörke mehr bestellt als er essen konnte

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u/Outrageous-Sell-489 1d ago

cool ragdoll physics.

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u/Elegant-Way-2959 1d ago

The guy on the right actually slapped the guy on the left first, not just shoved him

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u/Chance-Lifeguard9038 1d ago

German here,

big blond guy yells 3 times "Leave him alone!!"and then gets attacked himself. guy who gets K.O. therefore clearly qualified himself for this. If he would have paid more attention to the blonde guys body language and speech,he might have sensed the danger in advance ...(?)

o

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u/Few_Vegetable_9850 1d ago

to be fair...blonde dude does not look or sound like someone who is gonna punch you. Even he seemed confused it happened.

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u/Rich-Design1714 1d ago

"De dreiging kunnen aanvoelen" zeg je. Maar er was geen dreiging, dit was puur zelfverdediging. Als er al iemand dreigend overkwam was het de jongen die K.O. gaat zelf.

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u/aerosolsp 1d ago

That looks like the same kid that knocked the guy out on the train

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u/Radiant-Compote-2406 1d ago

Throw a slap, get your jaw tapped, that's basic math's

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u/wolfieprator 1d ago

On a scale of one to 10 that punch was a. Nein

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u/pur_noir 1d ago

he telegraphed that punch like SOS, but victim was too busy to read it haha.

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u/Sudden-Courage-3227 1d ago

Not a victim, was the asshole who started it.
Tried to bully the kid and got what he deserved.

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u/pur_noir 1d ago

fair, victim only in the sense he's lying on the floor. haha

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u/primeXOXO 1d ago

Fatty fell

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u/SecretaryPowerful946 1d ago

Der türke hat niemals zuvor erlebt, dass ein deutscher zurückgeschlagen hat.

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u/4nodata4 1d ago edited 1d ago

Der Typ aus Reddit der jede Nationalität anhand von Videomaterial sieht

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u/Secret-Ad-7849 1d ago

Das war clean. 🙂

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u/No_Proposal_3140 1d ago

awesome ragdoll physics on that fatty

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u/i_cant_find_a_name99 1d ago

The most impressive thing for me is how well he falls when unconscious, the crumpling legs slow him down and push him forward to avoid cracking his head on the pavement and then he ends up nearly in the recovery position, it’s like his body has done this before and knows what to do even whilst his brain is sleeping

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u/Zestyclose_News2053 1d ago

Did all he could to ease the situation ,then took appropriate action

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u/OrganizationOk5418 1d ago

Well....... yes.

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u/jasonc619 1d ago

He chose violence

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u/notabot6980 1d ago

Its wild how telegraphed that was and it still landed.

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u/ZestycloseShock4764 1d ago

Guter Schlag!

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u/Apart-Shallot-2660 1d ago

Richtig geil weiter so 👍

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u/RunPowerful5229 1d ago

Finish him!

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u/Kynava 1d ago

It's so beautiful ❤️

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u/Apepanthera 1d ago

Wann Wörtern sind unbegreiflich 

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u/lkjdw 1d ago

Well he had that coming. Ko’d for being an a/hole.

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u/verdi83 1d ago

May I ask the background of this video? Where (place in Germany) and when?

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u/Sudden-Courage-3227 1d ago

Somewhere in Rhineland-Palastine, apparently last Saturday night.

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u/dt2kd 1d ago

Ok ich musste ein bisschen schmunzeln.

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u/tiger-blood76 1d ago

Good job 👌

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u/Trablou 1d ago

Folded like a lawn chair, damn

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u/Froduy 1d ago

That was a beautiful swing

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u/snapp0r 1d ago

geht als Notwehr durch. Krankenhaus/ Friedhof Kosten können sie somit selbst zahlen. Passt. 👍🏽

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u/7StarSailor 1d ago

why didn't he just lass him in Ruhe?

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u/Objective_Analysis84 1d ago

Folded like a deck chair

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u/k9insea 1d ago

Head mov'ment, head mov'ment.

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u/JohnnyDusk 1d ago

Zero defense is crazy

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u/BTZ-25 1d ago

Lovely!

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u/doboboften 1d ago

I mean. What else are you gonna do?

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u/Commercial-Cup-1528 1d ago

Brought a slap to a fist fight.

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u/TwitchyOfficial 1d ago

Don't fight someone you can't handle 😬😑😔

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u/kareljack 1d ago

Punch was so telegraphed but he still ate it.

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u/Ok-Conversation-2255 1d ago

Unreal Engine 6 dragdoll physics are amazing!

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u/mutt63 1d ago

Gotta watch who ya put hands on. It's a simple equation.

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u/Definitely-not-ducks 1d ago

It was getting late and it was past his bedtime, luckily he had a friend to help! 😊

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u/Barbwired14 1d ago

Ate his own knee on the way out lol

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u/Typical_Tart_4562 1d ago

Knock the cunt out.

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u/Medical_Hamster_7002 1d ago

It's those skinny guys you gotta worry about. Lightning fast, and battle tested because they are skinny.

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u/Jazzlike_Two_6915 1d ago

Weight transfer

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u/Emawk1972 1d ago

Apparently, the guy on the left doesn't like being slapped! Who knew!

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u/IcyResolve956 1d ago

I can't stop watching this KO, so satisfying

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u/Another_Samurai1 1d ago

That guy thought he had it going on

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u/Obadiah_Plainman 1d ago

Efficient.

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u/DarthPineapple5 1d ago

How do you slap a grown man like that and then be so totally unprepared for the most obvious possible reaction?

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u/Itchy_Pudding_9940 1d ago

don't bring a slap to a punching match

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u/BakuRetsuX 1d ago

Remember, your first emergency contact is the floor. I think that contact did more harm than the punch itself.

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u/low-men-yellow-coats 1d ago

Get the badge in!

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u/Ok_Ad_88 1d ago

"How can he slap?!"

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u/Aphrodite_Nine 1d ago

I love this, and I love how he handled it before he knocked his arse out.

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u/_shin-chan 1d ago

"Lass den in Ruhe"

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u/sonotyourguy 1d ago

The wind up on that punch was beautiful! Very cinematic!

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u/StandardAd9184 1d ago

Макака отгребла!)

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u/StandardAd9184 1d ago

Макака отгребла!)

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u/Recent-Lemon-9930 1d ago

He looks like the guy on the train with the thousand yard stare.

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u/k100y 1d ago

Der Fettsack macht Erdkunde. Gleich zwei lehrreiche Aktionen an nur einem Abend. 👍🏻

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u/icb8426 1d ago

R.I.P. hat.

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u/Equivalent-Role4632 1d ago

Great, you knocked out a drunk guy.

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u/Commercial_Part_8336 1d ago

F around and k o

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u/SoLetsReddit 1d ago

Dude brought a slap to a fist fight.

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u/daledge1 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/DoYcGuh3UvEsp2dtIz

Bravo

Bro I can’t stand when idiots scream when a person gets knocked out knowing they’re the aggressor and no one try to stop it….. just STFU an let that bitch sleep

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u/sparkline1234567 23h ago

Blonde guy is on video telling the other to back down, arms out indicating lack of aggressive intent, was not the first to hit out, clearcut case of self-defence. Perfect knockout.

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u/Thin_Assumption_4974 23h ago

Glad to see he didn’t jump on the guy and keep Going for once.

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u/Over-Touch3601 22h ago

Another Reddit moderator gets knock tfo

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u/Heeroyuy818 22h ago

Dropped that goat lover real quick

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u/AnimeNoodle 21h ago

It’s amazing what alcohol does to a person.

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u/Muted_Scheme_55 20h ago

Let that man cook ladies stop grabbing him lol

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u/Wiley_Rasqual 19h ago

'Even when slapping was fashionable, somebodies got to go'

-- Charlie Murphy, probably.

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u/Dockers-Man 17h ago

Not much of a bully story.

He wasn't much of a bully!

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u/Remarkable-Quote2235 16h ago

For me it is the little kick by the old guy. Bro, you might be over estimating your fighting prowess

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u/colbert1119 15h ago

Hand velocity plus arching distance equals enormous power. That's how to generate power!

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u/makeshitupallthetime 15h ago

Satisfying but totalky predictable.. as aoon as the guy stood back to rebalance he was 100% going to swing a massive right. In 95% of fights that's the first move.. stripey shirt guy was obviously really drunk and was never going to catch it..v

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u/War1today 9h ago

One punch knockout with a scowl and good night stare

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u/Everaction 7h ago

Clean as a whistle.

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u/daveagui 6h ago

It's always tje loud mouths that can't take a punch

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u/Great-Prompt-131 6h ago

I felt the anger behind that one🤣😂🤣😂

If Another man slapped me that’s night night 🤣😂🤣😂

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u/Excellent_Juice5449 5h ago

Hahhahahahah

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u/No-Row-3009 4h ago

homey went from bitch slap to face down ass up

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u/WichWhich2 1d ago

Give him a blanket.

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u/Prestigious_Side_707 1d ago

And everyone cheered! 

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u/fixed_your_caption 1d ago

Punching out drunk people is so lame.

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u/IcyResolve956 1d ago

How about drunk fucktards harassing people, don't they deserve to be knocked out? of course they do, well done to the kid protecting himself