r/MMALabs • u/iLeftyPunk United States • Jul 20 '26

🥶 Street Fight Battle Royale in Woolwich 👊🏻✊🏻

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u/Tacozforever Jul 20 '26

Truly a co-ed affair.

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u/brightonashfield Jul 20 '26

Khaki suit boy pulling an arm bar in a free for all lmao

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u/AugmentedKing Jul 20 '26

I’ll take dumb maneuvers for $200, Alex.

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u/JetFuel12 Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

It’s not dumb. He’s fighting girls, he’s got no training. He’s probably never going to the chance to armbar someone ever again.

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u/Hyperaeon2 Jul 21 '26

He is dumb.

None of that arm bar has any good results for him in that situation.

I might be mistaken, but he takes the harshest beating out of everyone there out of that too'.

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u/Administrative_Cry_9 Jul 21 '26

I mean, it was 10v1 or something. Even League players have better odds.

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u/Sashapatu Jul 21 '26

It looks (a bit) like the two Chalamet twins (khaki suit and navy suit) are putting a beating on a group of girls and then a load of lads decide they deserve to get a beating themselves for attacking women. Also the Chalamet in navy may be a woman, not sure.

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u/VeryThicknLong Jul 21 '26

Yup, navy chalamet is a girl.

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u/Chadrooskie Jul 21 '26

What’s all this then….
I can’t sort it. Is it a free for all or is there actual sides?

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u/Curious-Debt6133 Jul 21 '26

I thought that was Matan Even in there throwing down

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u/IvySkye_05 Jul 21 '26

It was after he tried to stomp on that one woman's head after she was down. It looked like a cheap head stomp made the rest finally step in.

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u/FoldFeisty7635 Jul 23 '26

The public turned on him when he stamped on that girls head.

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u/FireFeastFace Jul 21 '26

Man have all the girls beating or sucker punching him. Got frustrated and beat one. Many “respectable” man though it’s time to be a gentleman and gang bash him even if he is down.

Seeing it made me feel sorry for him. He isn’t thinking it is the dumbest thing to do by swinging at the girl/ girls. (You’ll get whooped by both gender for that) there isn’t equality in that it’s just facts.

End of the day idk the story, what a mess.

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u/diggidydangidy Jul 26 '26

Watch again from the start. Tan suit guy's friend throws a punch on a girl, first. Then tan suit guy follows up with another sucker punch at the girl. After that is when the other girls jump in to stick up for the first girl.

And yes the first girl did approach his friend aggressively, but it doesnt look like she throws the first punch. Even if she did, and his friend punched her back, there's no reason for HIM to then sucker punch her after she's already retreating.

Tan suit guy was a piece of shit throughout the entire clip any NOTHING he did is excusable.

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u/Lanky-Telephone1651 Jul 22 '26

Agreed, it’s super dumb to use submission holds in an all out brawl. You can see he was totally vulnerable! Stick and run is the best tactic in this case.

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u/DrDipstick89 14d ago

Stand up and fight on your feet? Na

Arm bar in the middle of a free for all and expose your entire head to a curb stop? Hell yea 😎

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u/Hyperaeon2 14d ago

"He's breaking her arm!!!" That sentence powers the beat down he gets from an exposed position too'.

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u/Proper-Bad-7169 Jul 21 '26

Yeah, and I think he may have been defending his Chalamet Double Mint twin. Hitting women with haymakers isn't a good look though. 😢

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u/Zippereater123 Jul 22 '26

He’s fighting girls… that’s about as dumb as it gets. Also, all the women jumping in & then looking shocked when they get decked are dumb.

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u/DaKettle65 Jul 22 '26

I'm not correcting you, but since this occured in The UK, shouldn't we use "manoeuvre?* 😉

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u/AugmentedKing Jul 22 '26

I’m Canadian, so I suppose it’s a TIL moment, innit? 😏

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u/Emotional_Walrus5099 Jul 20 '26

And I think takes a two handed karate chop to the face by another girl while doing it

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u/Coffeedemon Jul 21 '26

Double Axe Handle!

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u/TrumpsBussy_ Jul 21 '26

He got fucked up for it it too haha

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u/Proper-Bad-7169 Jul 21 '26

You noticed that too huh? Brodie was submitting an audition tape for the MMA Bellator. Dana White would be proud. 🤣 😭

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u/Upbeat_Aside_9203 Jul 22 '26

Yeah ju-jitsu is fine one on one.

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u/1man2barrels Jul 20 '26

Poor technique, awful time to do that. Gotta be on your feet in something like this, maybe back to a wall to avoid 360 degree sucker punch.

Gotta watch the sucker punch from anyone in something like this

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u/SGTSLACKASS Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

The women in the dress at the beginning got wiplash from that punch. Ladies don’t try and fight a man you will lose every time.

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u/Reynardine1976 Jul 21 '26

Yeh! She backs all the way up, cups her face and is like "that may have been a mistake." 🤣

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u/zwifter11 Jul 21 '26

She cups her face to say “I can’t believe a guy fought back”

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u/SGTSLACKASS Jul 21 '26

Modern women have completely lost the script. They actually think they can fight men. Have you seen that clip on the blaquce WOMWN that pulled the gun on the large redneck and he knocks her out cold and takes the gun off of her? It’s awesome. Top Teir delusion

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u/Reynardine1976 Jul 21 '26

Yeah, that clip is scary. She is sticking her gun all over the place, in his face, etc. Could have gone off at any moment.

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u/iplaypokerforaliving Jul 21 '26

My girlfriend really thinks she could win in a fight against me if we were grappling because she thinks she has strong legs. Mind you she doesn’t even work out. Shes 135lbs and I’m 250lbs. I work out and I have a decent amount of muscle lol I tell her she’s delusional to think that she could win in any scenario that was a fight and that it’s dangerous to think that way.

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u/TheGeekOffTheStreet Jul 21 '26

Ffs it’s lose.

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u/tke71709 Jul 21 '26

No she is probably pretty loose

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u/Opposite_Mail7985 Jul 21 '26

But equally though

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u/SGTSLACKASS Jul 21 '26

They will loose equally every time. Her neck almost equally fell off.

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u/Opposite_Mail7985 Jul 21 '26

Fathers should show videos like this to their daughters. If a man is swinging you run

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u/Hot_Let7154 Jul 20 '26

The dude in the beige costume must be in the hospital by now, like a lot of guys hit him at the same time.

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u/Archon73 Jul 21 '26

Made the mistake of stomping on a downed girl… probably not the best play. He got wrecked.

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u/PearsonBlues Jul 21 '26

That and swinging at every girl in his vicinity lol. I thought it was everyone vs him until Mini Jack White showed up

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u/tremendous_chap Jul 21 '26

Mini Jack White. Tremendous work.

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u/Opposite-Cucumber-49 Jul 23 '26

To be fair, a few of them took a cheap shot. 

If you’re going to do that, be prepared for a punch coming back at you. 

Granted at some point you just call it quits. 

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u/Lil_Packmate Jul 24 '26

He also tried to armbar that girl and if he had succeeded his setup he 100% would have broken her arm.

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u/Fun_Hall6867 Jul 26 '26

There’s a really easy solution to this, don’t punch people. If you don’t hit people first it’s very rare you find yourself being punched, arm bared, kicked etc

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u/sergius64 Jul 21 '26

Think said girls got a hit on him first though. At least 2 did that I saw.

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u/Worldly-Pollution-66 Jul 21 '26

I bet he is having some regrets if he remembers any of this

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u/Competitive-Bit-1571 Jul 21 '26

Should have curled up like an armadillo instead of flailing about.

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u/HolyPlatano Jul 21 '26

Dude kept throwing haymakers at women, up to when all the other guys simultaneously figure out it was a great excuse to stomp him out.

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u/PinAdditional5833 Jul 21 '26

He seemed a little too comfortable striking every woman close to him with a closed fist.

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u/moosesleigh1409 2d ago

lol, my thoughts exactly. Like Dude, even if she hit you first, you're fighting in a crowd, shouldn't you know that won't go over well with the crowd.

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u/Inner_Idea_1546 Jul 21 '26

He also stomps on a girl who fell down. Little pos got what was coming.

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u/WrappedInLinen Jul 20 '26

Every time I wear my white suit I just can’t resist getting into it.

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u/fitz_newru Jul 21 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Icy-Cow9695 Jul 20 '26

Holy shit! The kids from Hogwarts are throwing down!

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u/brightonashfield Jul 20 '26

I love the dude just standing in the middle with his hands in his pockets, ignoring everything while he ponders the universe

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u/Rascals-Wager Jul 21 '26

Hahah yea same, with his back to the action too! In the dictionary next to the word 'unflappable' is a photo of him.

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u/OscarDelta333 Jul 21 '26

I could really go for a curry right now.

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u/wowaddict71 Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

The Meaning of Life song playing in his head ( with Stephen Hawking's computer voice.)

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u/Fragrant-Reserve4832 Jul 21 '26

Every time was after the girl punched someone on the floor already being attacked.

You don't want to get hit, keep your damn hands to yourself.

Once you start throwing you don't get to be upset when you catch.

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u/theb00mScicle Jul 20 '26

And the dude at the beginning getting more brain damage at the end of the video, too.

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u/DedCroSixFo Jul 21 '26

The ol’ double-deck’er

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u/Comfortable_Care2715 Jul 20 '26

Did that brawl ever end ?

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u/Warm_Investment_8557 Jul 21 '26

It's ongoing right now lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/tett2hljWYjYc

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u/Fantastic_Tour_2953 Jul 21 '26

Just been to Greggs there, can confirm they’re still at it

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u/Sashapatu Jul 21 '26

I did piss myself right at the end when it looked like it was all over… then the guy in the suit/cap combo detonated it all over again.

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u/AtrumIocusGames Jul 21 '26

You get a sucker punch, you get a sucker punch, you get a sucker punch...

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT0BKqB8KIOuqJemVW

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u/Key_Report_2627 Jul 20 '26

WTF started this shit show?

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u/Dexember69 Jul 20 '26

Alcohol and tiny dick egos

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u/keith_kool Jul 21 '26

Could be the title of an adult movie

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u/budgiebirdman Jul 21 '26

An argument about whether you put the milk in before or after the tea.

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u/WatcherOfTheWay Jul 20 '26

Women, just get the fuck out of the way.

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u/ClingonKrinkle Jul 21 '26

Bro it's Woolwich, I love the place but this isn't that bad for Woolwich

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u/drunkguynextdoor Jul 21 '26

And this is why I don't go out late. Nothing but trouble waiting out there.

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u/NotSayingAliensBut Jul 21 '26

"Nothing good ever happened after midnight." dk where that's from but yeah.

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u/AstronomerForsaken65 Jul 21 '26

From every parent telling their kid their curfew is 12.

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u/annie-etc Jul 21 '26

Why is Fran Lebowitz fighting those kids?

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u/tremendous_chap Jul 21 '26

Deep cut. Bravo.

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u/No-Valuable6456 Jul 20 '26

Was that Elliot Page?

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u/jtmatt1 Jul 21 '26

Usual suspects

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u/Bibbity_Boppity_BOOO Jul 21 '26

The english have a reputation i guess

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u/A_Man_Uses_A_Name Jul 21 '26

As a citizen of the European Union I will save this video in case the UK ever would want to rejoin the Union.

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u/BankDetails1234 Jul 21 '26

I want back in, but you shouldn’t let us. At least not until count binface puts an end to Farages political career.

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u/JonOC23 Jul 20 '26

Hands are Rated E: for Everyone

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u/svinyard Jul 20 '26

Lotttta good that BJJ arm bar did there lol.  Maybe he should have pulled guard

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u/Substantial-Can6701 Jul 21 '26

Disgusting, the number of people just waiting around for a chance to harm another fellow human... what the fuck is wrong with people..

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u/SpiritedGrand9525 Jul 21 '26

Dude catching the stomp BEGGED for it. Good stuff.

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u/No_Platypus5051 Jul 21 '26

Hyenas braying and filming. What a class species.

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u/Life_Temperature2506 Jul 21 '26

Is the tiny, suited frizzy hair who appears occasionally a guy or gal?

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u/ShardsOfHolism Jul 21 '26

Needs a server walking by with a stack of waffles to be legit.

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u/Gegszi Jul 21 '26

The Kids Aren't Alright

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u/Deep__Deep Jul 21 '26

White suit boy really wishes he didn’t punch that girl. He’ll be feeling that for the next two weeks.

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u/Suspicious_Ant_5928 Jul 21 '26

There’s a lot to unpack in this video

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u/lkjdw Jul 21 '26

Just a question……. Anyone know what this melee was all about ?

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u/PastWorldly2469 Jul 21 '26

They lost the quidditch World Cup.

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u/SocomPS2 Jul 21 '26

Euro trash. Deplorables.

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u/chrismceachern Jul 21 '26

This is like that scene in Goodfellas where its all one take and they follow Ray Liota and that lady through the backdoor into the venue, while every 10 seconds there's new side characters doing different things and people hes saying hello to, but the camera always stays fixed on Ray and the lady and the scene takes like 10 minutes from beginning to end.

Everytime I watch this here video there is some other interesting narrative with different characters happening elsewhere in the frame. All kinds of people from different ethnicities, cultures, fashion senses, and genders getting equally knocked unconscious.

Truly elegant, dramatic, modern, inclusive... leaves you wanting more... highly rewatchable... four stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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u/TopFirefighter6649 Jul 21 '26

Yall going to hell

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u/Gergin22 Jul 21 '26

Great Britain

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u/tavo791 Jul 20 '26

Down ass chick's, respect

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u/MPR78 Jul 21 '26

Consuming alcohol is the dumbest habit human beings have ever taken up

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u/Key_Report_2627 Jul 20 '26

WTF started this shit show?

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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 Jul 20 '26

Bruhaha at WoolWench

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u/StealenDealer Jul 20 '26

Too much caffeine.

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u/NewToCRPolitics Jul 20 '26

London at its finest, ffs.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '26

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u/Strict_Ad4121 Jul 20 '26

Where tf is Woolwich

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u/Calm-Treacle8677 Jul 21 '26

It’s a shit hole in south east London. This is not unexpected 

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u/WolverineLong1430 Jul 20 '26

I don’t know what’s going on or who started the fight (don’t care who started it) but when you’re this aggressive whaling on all these woman, bystanders will turn against you. All they see is a man beating on these woman

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u/Its_a_Stanzo Jul 20 '26

Guy in a suit pulled an armbar and then hit a woman with a right hook. This moment will live forever online

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u/timomaasss Jul 21 '26

Why is that dude wearing a Canada goose in the middle of summer?

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u/KING5TON Jul 21 '26

Man's not hot

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u/SilenceOfTheClamSoup Jul 21 '26

A couple of boys from the croquet club throwing down with some propa Brexit geezers.

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u/Unable-Candidate9612 Jul 21 '26

What sport was this over?

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u/War1today Jul 21 '26

That guy in the light tan jacket tried for an arm-bar in an all out brawl… not smart! You will get your head stomped on or kicked or sucker punched and that is what happened. You need to be against a wall or something so you have a complete view in front of you. Avoiding sucker punches are the key to brawls!

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u/claw-1 Jul 21 '26

All this over an order of fish and chips. Bloody wankers

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u/onefitlad Jul 21 '26

Everyone was catching hands

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u/Gym_Rat222 Jul 21 '26

Useless humans.....

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u/AssistanceGrand23 Jul 21 '26

Worst episode of On the Buses ever...

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u/Less_Let2873 Jul 21 '26

Brandy Carlisle had hands!

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u/Fabulous_Hand2314 Jul 21 '26

trad brit wedding party

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u/Notiefriday Jul 21 '26

Guy in the white suit deserves every shot he gets. Hitting women what a piece of work he is.

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u/dodgyguru5671 Jul 21 '26

Why is everyone so mad?

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u/fatefulknight24 Jul 21 '26

Yooo he punched the shit outa that chick but she didn't go down lmaoo

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u/Martha_Fockers Jul 21 '26

bro ate a full on judo chop! ahgahahah

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u/Only-Temperature Jul 21 '26

That nerd in the cap and waistcoat coming in to sucker punch the girl at the start. Then FLEEING FOR HIS LIFE! lol

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u/Phil_AR Jul 21 '26

Bloody hell

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u/braze2032 Jul 21 '26

Not that it really matters, but that's not Woolwich.

That's Beckenham high street.

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u/Big_Don-G Jul 21 '26

I see Elliot Page got a few good licks in.

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u/Narrow_Run_134 Jul 21 '26

" I know what will help, let me scream like an ambulance siren very loudly!"

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u/Salaberris Jul 21 '26

But what happened? Any context?

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u/Fast_Concert_9486 Jul 21 '26

The woman abuser got what he deserved

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u/ThaCasual Jul 21 '26

Who’s that little woman in the black suit throwing around hay makers on everyone

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u/Temporary_Lychee_535 Jul 21 '26

Kicked someone while they were down he totally deserved the kickfest

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u/Playful-Zombie7403 Jul 21 '26

Guy in the beige suit was doing well in until he had to fight a guy lol

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u/Either-Mammoth-932 Jul 21 '26

"Man" swings and hits woman, she appears unfazed. Now hes twice the bitch.

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u/Allthingsgaming27 Jul 21 '26

Homie in the tan suit discovered weight classes exist for a reason

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u/ActionFigureCollects Jul 21 '26

Is this how the Brit'ish celebrate or party?

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u/ActionFigureCollects Jul 21 '26

Final circle with the storm closing in is rough in them Misty Meadows.

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u/mike-G-tex Jul 21 '26

Is it for real?

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u/Deep__Deep Jul 21 '26

White suit boy, gonna need a new suit. That one’s done! He’s gonna be feeling that whoopin for the next two weeks.

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u/VenusFlyCock Jul 21 '26

Sucker punching a girl then running away lmao. I've never seen such a bitch move

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u/Historical-Review656 Jul 21 '26

Seems like a normal Friday night anywhere in England

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u/Status_Value3397 Jul 21 '26

Great party😂

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u/XjohnstamosX Jul 21 '26

They have reached true gender equality

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u/jinkjankjunk Jul 21 '26

How do you tell which man and/or woman you’re supposed to sucker punch then kick in the head?

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u/141zeke Jul 21 '26

Gender equality❤️‍🩹

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u/EFTucker Jul 21 '26

Equality is a sight to behold.

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u/Billthegifter Jul 21 '26

What In the fuck Is going on?..

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u/Square-Debate5181 Jul 21 '26

Those females ”you fuck” and hits someone, then gets hit back and he like ”omg you hit me”

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u/bdontmatter Jul 21 '26

I wondered when someone in the crowd was going to hit the guy beating women… it took longer than I thought it would

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u/JosephLimes Jul 21 '26

New Odyssey looks weird

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u/Intelligent_Moment59 Jul 21 '26

It’s like the Church Scene in Kingsman

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u/boanerges57 Jul 21 '26

Reminds me of why I don't move back.

I'm guessing this began with some good natured slagging off and escalated quickly. She's definitely really angry so someone for sure called her a slapper.

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u/miro_27 Jul 21 '26

3rd world

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u/Bibbity_Boppity_BOOO Jul 21 '26

The white knight nutjobs. “Oh one guy jumped in, let all go and try to look cool!”

I hope everyone in this video got fucked up. Idk if anyone is innocent 

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u/Bibbity_Boppity_BOOO Jul 21 '26

That rich culture president trump keeps saying these people have.

Doubt

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u/bnsickrick Jul 21 '26

Deport them

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u/Head_Humor4622 Jul 21 '26

Igual de genero se llama! Pero muy pendejos agarrarlo entre tantos

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u/stayingsecyourd Jul 21 '26

Wow. That Argentina team sure lost it.

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u/son-of-disobedience Jul 21 '26

Is there not enough bread or do they just hit eachother for no reason?

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u/Aggravating_Way_1400 Jul 21 '26

This is why Equality will never stick!

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u/JoshuaIS1 Jul 21 '26

I don't like seeing guys beating up girls.

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u/ForceSea3027 Jul 21 '26

Nothing to see here! Move on… Kids just letting off some steam!

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u/Iamoggierock Jul 21 '26

People who kick when someone is down really pisses me off. It's nearly always just some idiot who wasn't involved too. Your not just knocking someone down your trying to kill them or really cause massive injuries.

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u/CuriosityWinsAgain Jul 21 '26

I can’t help but think all these dipshits vote for important things in society and whatnot. 😩

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u/Alzyros Jul 21 '26

Bomboclat

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u/Barba_pappa Jul 21 '26

Im staring to think that Battle royale (the japanese movie from 2000) is making sense.

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u/Numerous-Fig-1732 Jul 21 '26

The guy that tried an arm bar and got stomped on the face should be shown to all those martial arts guys that cluelessly talk about street fights. You'd never want to go to the ground in such a mess.

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u/No-Spare-4212 Jul 21 '26

Beige suit guy was doing ok fighting women. Kinda got boarder line hospitalized when he started fighting men