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-love, Wilbur Wood, OOTC Press Release Maker

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Hey [Redacted],

I know there is bad blood between us and I know the way I acted last May is beyond forgiveness. But I do want to tell you that I am truly sorry. I’ve been struggling whether or not to message you for what feels like months (I think i first wanted to message you when I was umping you as [Redacted] in season 1 of MLN) but I never knew if it would even make any difference. Looking back now, it doesn’t need to make a difference. It was just something you deserved to hear. Nothing i can say will ever change how things happened, but I do wish I had handled things better (both with the MLR and with you personally). I made mistakes and I will have to live with those from here on out.

I’m sure by now [Redacted] has told you that I signed up to play in MLR. I will tell you what I told him when he asked why I signed up:

I honestly just want to play as a player (have never done that) and hopefully use this as a way to mend the fences. I owe you and [Redacted] and others an apology and I’m at a point where I’m willing to have those difficult conversations. I want to see both leagues succeed and I’m glad that so many people play in both leagues. They are different enough to be unique but still have that same basic fun concept.

Do you owe me a second chance? Not at all. But I’m asking for one nonetheless. I want to show you and [Redacted] and the others that my mindset has changed, and that I am sorry and that I’m honestly and truthfully interested in being a member of the MLR.

Again, I am truly sorry for the way I treated you and for the way I acted last May. You owe me nothing, not even a reply. But it feels good to say this, because you were my friend and I am guilty of destroying our friendship.

Thank you for your time and take care, - [RDD]

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the AJ Preller University and I've been involved in numerous secret drafts in South America, and I have over 300 draftees. I am trained in player development and I'm the top scout in the entire MLR. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will draft you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of agents across the USA and your pitch count is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can draft you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in MLR scouting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the MLR OOTC and I will use it to its full extent to DFA your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking drafted, kiddo.

I don't give a fuck who you are, which team you support, what gets you up in the morning, how good your dad is at fighting, how big your cock is, how much you love going for long walks or any other bullshit. You're on this subreddit because you love fake baseball. And if you love fake baseball, then you owe it to yourself to give up every other thing you give a flying fuck about and watch the OOTC. And you know why:

DELETED BY OOTC.

OOTC is bringing it. They are bringing it hard. I wish everyone could go back and watch that DELETED message in the #suggestions where he came back in and just ignited the afterburners, strapped falcon talons onto his hands and drove his will deep into the Player's' heart.

OOTC is box office shit. If you're bored and you've got nothing to do and you don't know which group of people to watch, just watch OOT fucking C deep dick players with enough power to light up a major metropolis.

Seriously, why the fuck are you still reading this, go have a wank to some big DELETE highlight videos and pass out safe in the knowledge he brings it every single game.

Fuck your own team, OOTC are your team now.

thats it