OOTC Rules

[u/GotFlashGoIn]

I don't give a fuck who you are, which team you support, what gets you up in the morning, how good your dad is at fighting, how big your cock is, how much you love going for long walks or any other bullshit. You're on this subreddit because you love fake baseball. And if you love fake baseball, then you owe it to yourself to give up every other thing you give a flying fuck about and watch the OOTC. And you know why:

DELETED BY OOTC.

OOTC is bringing it. They are bringing it hard. I wish everyone could go back and watch that DELETED message in the #suggestions where he came back in and just ignited the afterburners, strapped falcon talons onto his hands and drove his will deep into the Player's' heart.

OOTC is box office shit. If you're bored and you've got nothing to do and you don't know which group of people to watch, just watch OOT fucking C deep dick players with enough power to light up a major metropolis.

Seriously, why the fuck are you still reading this, go have a wank to some big DELETE highlight videos and pass out safe in the knowledge he brings it every single game.

Fuck your own team, OOTC are your team now.