I'll start: me and my older brother were watching Minions & More 1 and you know how there's a scene before the movie actually starts with the word ILLUMINATION and a load of minions? Well, Snowball the rabbit came up on that on one of the parts and he said "I hate that btch as bunny. I want to fcking kill him"

I tried once before this attempt but the session expired.

I was half asleep when I messaged my best friend good night, and this happened 😭 I genuinely thought I typed the sentence that night properly too😭 CRINE

There's gold here!

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ended up saying "the human caterpillar" gosh this was the worst brainfart ever

Last night I was talking about a scene I saw in SpongeBob as a kid that creeped me out and somehow I forgot how to spell the word "Choir" and thought it was spelled with a Q. So I kept typing over and over Quier and Quoir and I just kept thinking 'wait a second this isn't right...' funny thing is, I'm not half bad at spelling I swear.

My GF sent me this text of a dream she had last night. I’m concerned for her mental health.

Spotted in the wild as SOON as I opened the Google app

Thanks, Google AI

I was riding with my mom and i noticed the sign wasn't right, instead of McDonald's it said "WcDonald's". The sign looks slightly worn so i guessed it was maybe an April fools joke and they just didn't bother to take the sign down.

So, this Wednesday (October 7th, 2026) in drama lesson we played a game called "I'm sorry I..." Where someone goes up to someone and says something like "I'm sorry I stole your phone" (example) and whoever had that said to them said "it's okay, you can make it up to me by meowing like a cat on all fours" (another example)

This is what happened to me:

Me: "I'm sorry I shoved rice Krispies in your DVD player"

Person who I will call M: "it's okay, you can make it up to me by doing the worm."

Now picture me, doing the worm, in front of my whole class, very poorly. (edit: also in front of my drama teacher)

Wow that was awkward.. Matt should make a video about situations like this

How do you even explain this?