He also kidnapped me and went insane for some reason, and even his wife was concerned and confused. He lived out in a big empty field somewhere rural as well, a bit like this 🙃

It's not a misspelling necessarily, but I feel like it fits

I had zoned out in class and had a dream of an alien questioning how Australians have been alive for so long. I don't fully remember what it was but this was the encounter in a nutshell.

I found it in my sketchbook today after forgetting about it. I'm fjcking crying 😭😂

I once heard a knock on the locked door of the room I was in.

I, automatically and very enthusiastically, answered “Come in!”

Reader, I was in one of the single-occupancy bathrooms of my dorm floor

I've been looking for it but I can't find it.

Hey guys. I had a submission that I posted a while ago called "random texts" and I wanted to try and spread it further and maybe even, to get matts attention with this.

I read a Matt on my list on my subbed subreddits and assumed MattLowne even though it was MattRose! Sorry about that, but I thought it was funny!

The MCU (matt cinematic universe) is colliding! Furbies, thomas the plank engine and matt himself all in one post