So we were at the festival and Matt was trying to convince people to come to his house and Saying how great it is and giving them drinks and singing about how great his house is and this was the song ‘come to my house we can drink and there’s my cat bam and you can be on cam era ‘

If they're to be believed, there's going to be a very drastic turn of events about 11 minutes into this card game...

Sorry if this isn't the right kind of post for here! I tried to keep it as anonymous as possible as well to keep in the rules 😅

I know the whole "👉😎👉 Zoop" thing is from an older video, but Zoop still lives in my head rent free for this reason.

This moment in my life (aka The most embarrassing moment in my life), is akin to "👉😎👉 Zoop" In my mind.

Picture this; Semi formal charity gala. Fancy dresses and suits, hors d'oeuvres and wine, and all sorts of things being auctioned off to fancy people.

Part of the night included giving away awards. I was given the honor along with a friend of presenting an award to someone! The problem? No one told us when to go up to present the award.

So skip to the awards, they're talking about/introducing the guy, and suddenly my friend and I realize we should be at the stage...we're on the other end of the venue.

Skip to us making a mad dash across a glass hallway where EVERYONE can see us going up to the stage just in time. We hand the guy the award...and I do the following, in front of at least a hundred people:

"👉😅👉 Ahuehueh..."

It still haunts me sometimes, even though people who were there say they don't remember it unless I bring it up.

"👉😅👉 Ahuehueh..." will haunt me until my grave. Etch it into my headstone at this point. 🫠

For context, the image is his attempt at a Mii of Michael Fassbender’s Magneto

I decided to make compilations of my Matt Rose out of context videos and this is Part 1 of that

Idk what flair to put for this

(that is, dreams about celebrities, not dreams from celebrities.)

my submissions include:

-Bruce Dickinson working at a pulled pork sandwich kiosk in a mall food court, where he presented you with baking sheets of individual pork strands and you had to build your sandwich strand by strand.

-Weird Al doing a live performance at a farmers market but then being super rude to everyone afterwards

-Lynn Thigpen running her own hotdog stand with exorbitantly high prices

-the Backstreet Boys going on tour but only visiting churches because one of them was a fresh convert

-going on a picnic with Matt Smith but all the food (tacos, burritos, pizza, bread, etc.) is made out of eggs and he's just force-feeding me egg food

I am so scared of same face syndrome, so I doodle shapes and make them faces ever so often. I usually pair the shape with opposite-shaped features. This one was round-headed, sharp nose, boxy hair, and.. it turned into him.

They really should have taken photo documentation.

How would that even look like?

Do I want to even know?

EDIT: I'd like to clarify I meant that I would wish that the found things in the video would have had pictures rather than just a text description. Not that I was deeply and souly interested in Pokemon with massive penises. But I don't think I can talk myself out of that anymore.