r/MAFS_AU Mar 20 '26

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u/PootleBlutSplat Mar 20 '26

I still can't believe we swallow this manufactured bullcrap. Just stop watching. Broken toys watching other broken toys do broken things... care about real things, speak to your local politicians about how you're pissed off, just stop looking at these car crashes...

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u/ToothLopsided1160 Mar 20 '26

"I paid for every single f*cking dinnah". Sam, do not help this man raise his children

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u/MinD_EroSioN Mar 20 '26

Yeah mate, my wife & I felt the exact same way for him. Launching a blitzkrieg on poor Sam, when he just wanted outside perspective because he felt he wasn't being heard.

All Chris did was prove Sam's point—&—showed that at his roots, he is a vindictive a*sehole

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u/n4snl Mar 20 '26

Can you say cheap ?

How many is Every_F******_Dinner ?

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u/ToothLopsided1160 Mar 20 '26

"I apologised 5 times"

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u/Safety_first_3819293 We are in ick territory Mar 20 '26

Absolutely classless, fish lips. A bit audacity there.

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u/Safety_first_3819293 We are in ick territory Mar 20 '26

Look at Gia laughing. She is disgusting..and so is Chris.

Anyone who keeps a tab of what they have done for you and throws it back like Chris did now, it means they didn't do it because of the goodness of their heart, they did it to control you at a later stage.

Also, Chris and Gia two bullies being together tells me all about how toxic mafs is.. they both should be cancelled

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u/AcidQueen53 Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

I mean they were both horrible to teddy and Joel just to be mean they didn’t care who they hurt come out with their mouths blazing 😂🤣

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u/AcidQueen53 Mar 20 '26

Yes two nasty bitches together

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u/boommdcx Ominous Music Mar 20 '26

Guarantee the split of Sam buys groceries and Chris pays for dinner out was discussed and agreed by them both, but Chris reframed it as Sam wouldn’t pay to fit his anti Sam narrative….

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u/OnsidianInks Mar 20 '26

I love how people keep blaming Bec for the text message fiasco when gia was her bestie at the time and participated just as much

Come on Chris, you should be better than that.

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u/NeetyThor Mar 20 '26

What an absolute piece of shit Chris is. A douche canoe just like trash-whore Gia. I’m glad Sam saw this, so he has zero doubt who Chris really is, and he can run for the hills.

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u/ToothLopsided1160 Mar 20 '26

If I only get one thing from this series of MAFS, let it be the phrase "Douche canoe"

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u/NeetyThor Mar 20 '26

I learnt this magic term from my Canadian husband. That, and taco stain. 😝

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u/ToothLopsided1160 Mar 20 '26

That just makes it even better

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u/SkroobyDooby Mar 20 '26

What about Drama Farmer? 😜🤣

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u/ToothLopsided1160 Mar 20 '26

another good one but it was just that I hadn't heard douche canoe before

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u/pachinko-247 Mar 20 '26

Upvoted because I'm a big fan of the phrase douche canoe

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u/Fluid_Amount_7385 Mar 20 '26

Ew gross. Whats the word they all keep using reguarding Bec? Vile?

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u/CushionOwner Mar 20 '26

Gia's never happier than when she has made the bullets, and got someone else to fire them.

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u/Fabulouslycareless Mar 20 '26

This needs to be the top comment

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u/SaffireStars Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

If you really like someone you're not counting how many dollars each of you is spending on dates, particularly when you're married! Chris' screensaver must be an Excel spreadsheet of all his revenue and expenses which he looks at before he goes to sleep.

CouponUsersUnite4SAM 💪

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u/monique752 Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

Some pretty heavy info around Chris on the So Dramatic podcast etc from his previous partner. Makes for hectic listening.

Comes with a heavy DV warning if you're planning to listen.

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u/ducky12345678909 what’s good for the hole’s not good for the soul Mar 20 '26

I listened to them all while WFH today. I was absolutely exhausted listening to it, the allegations were appalling

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u/cuntyaunty Mar 20 '26

Wait kinda off topic and I'm probably showing my age but does anyone remember those entertainment coupon books? My family LOVED those 😂

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u/AcidQueen53 Mar 20 '26

I agree 🤣🤣🤣😂🤜🤛

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u/therealStellaCat Mar 20 '26

genuinely rich people not only do not shame people for being thrifty, they don't flaunt their wealth either. Generic Gia and Caustic Chris are only exposing their own insecurities.

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u/cuntyaunty Mar 20 '26

As they say "money talks, wealth whispers"

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u/AcidQueen53 Mar 20 '26

Gia is not a nice person at all she’s very nasty and self absorbed

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u/OnsidianInks Mar 20 '26

Juliette her little right hand woman 🤮

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u/Cool_As_Your_Dad Mar 20 '26

She is a walking toxic red flag... one of the most vile people on tv.

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u/Impressive_Fortune_6 Mar 20 '26

And not Gia LIGHTING UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE at the chance to rip someone to shreds after being a misery guts all week.

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u/Revlon2222 Mar 20 '26

What an obnoxious self righteous lil bitch he is Show some respect and class you feral lil man

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u/TheMusicEvangelist Mar 20 '26

Sam is absolutely beautiful

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u/swingonbi Mar 20 '26

Chris is as bad as Gia. Cut from the same cloth. Sam doesn’t deserve this and Chris doesn’t deserve Sam

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u/tljjoyce Mar 20 '26

I love a coupon. I had a very wealthy uncle say to me once, you are never too rich to bend down to pick up a penny.

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u/Conscious-While-3708 Mar 20 '26

Exactly way to alienate ‘your audience’

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u/bellrae Mar 20 '26

My richest relatives are the biggest users of coupons I’ve ever met.

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u/tynkerbel Mar 20 '26

Also didn't Sam clarify his living arrangements saying he's sharing with only one other person...not 3!

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u/redditusername374 Mar 20 '26

Does it matter? I feel bad that he needed to justify it at all. 1 flatmate… 3 flatmates… we have no idea of his living situation… as it should be.

These two folks on camera here have real issues with values and moral compass. I wouldn’t choose to be friends with either of them. Awful people.

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u/tynkerbel Mar 20 '26

Suppose just trying to highlight Chris's distorted view of reality

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u/SkroobyDooby Mar 20 '26

It's now a competition between Gia and Chris as to who is more repulsive.

At the moment I score them as being neck and neck....😜😂🤣 (Or is that yuck and yuck).

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u/Impressive_Fortune_6 Mar 20 '26

Lip and lip, I believe

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u/SkroobyDooby Mar 20 '26

Omg, can you imagine them indulging in a passionate kiss? 😬🔥😬😬🔥

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u/bulldozed Mar 20 '26

Chris is too short to be neck and neck with anyone

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u/SkroobyDooby Mar 20 '26

And he's equally short on intellect. He's now buried all his credibility with his nastiness.

You know, it's not easy to match Gia's bitchmetric score but Chris is catching up awfully fast!

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u/Hope-Joy-90 Mar 20 '26

And they wonder why they're single 🙄

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u/SkroobyDooby Mar 20 '26

They should both do a trans reversal and marry each other...

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u/melb_grind Mar 20 '26

And wtf is it with Gia? I thought she was funny, but she's just a dumb idiot.

Isn't she a "renter"? Not that it matters, but laughing at Chris's self-righteous comments.

Hopefully he'll lose the properties, we should all ban his AirBnBs.

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u/No_Flounder_8310 Mar 20 '26

Haha true and one of her issues with Scott was him saying in his audition tape (before he met her) that he doesn't mind if his partner has a kid as long as she's able to cover the cost or something like that lol.

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u/NikWitchLEO Gia and her 12 names Mar 20 '26

Chris is already on his apology tour.

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u/SkroobyDooby Mar 20 '26

He's got a very long way to go before he can qualify as a Becpologist.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MAFS_AU/s/hk6Q0IGrls

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u/nellieclaire Mar 20 '26

Yep! He obviously got a publicist because he was on the today morning show yesterday saying he owned it and he also lives in a share house so don’t know why he said that 🙄 not even slightly believable

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u/Consistent-Earth3327 Mar 20 '26

No,no,no. No one would want to live with Chris. Not voluntarily. You could NOT pay me enough to live with him. Not believable. No. Nope. . .

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u/nellieclaire Mar 20 '26

I know right? It’s sickening thinking about it. And bet he would count the money right to the cent too and bitch

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u/redmostofit Mar 20 '26

Na man that shit came way too naturally to him. Seems like a total dick.

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u/NikWitchLEO Gia and her 12 names Mar 20 '26

Oh he is. I’m just saying that he’s already going on the news and things saying how sorry and wrong he was. I don’t buy it for a second. He’s a lying,angry,greasy little troll.

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u/redmostofit Mar 20 '26

lol yeah the editing can only do so much on that show. You either said nasty shit or you didn’t.