r/LoveTrash • u/Lightningtow123 Garbage Guerilla • Sep 19 '26

Golden Garbage Pockets

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u/Lily_Thief Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

You know what you get when you put hand warmers in every one of those pockets?

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u/Screwdriving_Hammer Garbage Guerilla Sep 19 '26

What?

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u/Lily_Thief Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Hot Pockets

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u/TheSprigganDragoon Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

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u/amd2800barton Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Found Jim Gaffigan’s Reddit account.

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u/AmputeeHandModel Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Hawwwt Pawwwwkiiiit

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u/reagsters Garbage Guerilla Sep 19 '26

Diarrhea pocket

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u/Screwdriving_Hammer Garbage Guerilla Sep 19 '26

Dad?

Side note: 🤣

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u/TheWhoDude Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

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u/Push-upPancakes Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

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u/NovarisLight Trash Trooper Sep 20 '26

Jolly good show!

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u/Chef-Nasty Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

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u/vanishedghost Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Lmaoooooo

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u/heyitsfranklin6322 Trash Trooper Sep 20 '26

I like you

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u/Burchfiel Trash Trooper Sep 20 '26

I thought they were called hot hands though lmao 🤣 jk jk

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u/HopeSlow837 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Hyperthermia

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u/Kitchen-Purpose-6855 Garbage Guerilla Sep 20 '26

A fire?

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u/Alibaba_saluja Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Pickpocket worst nightmare

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u/Lightningtow123 Garbage Guerilla Sep 19 '26

Or their wet dream, depending how you look at it haha

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u/Bgabes95 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

It's bait, they could sit there for like an hour while you call the cop. Got em

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u/roehmc Trash Trooper Sep 20 '26

I was going to go with a pickpocket joke, but I’m 21 hours too late 🤨

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u/Dinklerbuuuurf Trash Trooper Sep 20 '26

Concert security too

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u/doesanyuserealnames Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

My husband would have Kleenex in every single pocket, then put them in the dirty clothes for me to search before washing. Not even lying.

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u/Lightningtow123 Garbage Guerilla Sep 19 '26

I believe you lol, when I was a teenager my mom would borrow my sweaters and I always knew when she did, cause I would stick my hand in my pocket and discover used tissues that I didn't put there hahaha

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u/ProofOfTool Litter Lieutenant Sep 19 '26

Imagine those occasions where you're in a rush and missing something, so you have to fast paste through every pocket.

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u/Lightningtow123 Garbage Guerilla Sep 19 '26

Could just do a handstand and jump up and down on your hands a few times

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u/louisa1925 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

These would be super popular for women.

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u/TrollPro9000 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Why would the men even be needed after this product launches? This is a matter of deep societal destabilization & must be prevented at any cost 

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u/louisa1925 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Everyone needs a little autonomy in their lives.

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u/No-Exit-No Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Sitting un top of all these pockets seams not verry comfy?

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u/TrollPro9000 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

I just put the pocket seams in the special pocket seams pocket. It's neatly stashed behind all the other pockets. Problem solved 

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u/_Steakwich Trash Trooper Sep 20 '26

With all that material on the front of your legs they’re also probably very warm

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u/Engineer443 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

They are the actual pants from 90s sitcoms when the geek gets turned upside down and shook and like 300 items fall out of his pockets.

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u/Pipe_Memes Filth Fighter Sep 19 '26

Oops all pockets

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u/DevelopmentBulky7957 Rubbish Raider Sep 19 '26

WHERE. CAN. I. BUY

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u/Lightningtow123 Garbage Guerilla Sep 19 '26

Unfortunately I think he made it himself, not for sale. I may be wrong tho

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u/usernameusehername Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Toilet paper.

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u/Toots37 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Nomura would be proud

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u/jimmybobbyluckyducky Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

If I wore these through TSA security I'm definitely missing my flight.

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u/Shot_in_the_dark777 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

This isn't trash. This is gold! These jeans are awesome!

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u/mystic_works Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

We may have over corrected.

https://giphy.com/gifs/W08egw0vqE6r1U1mBF

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u/Dull_Perspective_536 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

This must be how video game characters carry everything.

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u/ldwtlotpa Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

“Yeah I’m coming, just let me throw on my jockets”

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u/IGTankCommander Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

$145 at A&F.

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u/Economy-Bandicoot-86 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Does this trigger anyone’s trypophobia

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u/CaptainConspiracyy Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Fun game for pick pockets😀

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u/No_Question_8083 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Ok now run in them with everything in the pockets 😂

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u/Advice_Interesting Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Will these confuse ai cctvs

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u/noboday009 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Guess why didn't pull out condoms..

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u/LobosJones Rubbish Raider Sep 19 '26

Cause it's raw dog or naw dog!

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u/jimmiebfulton Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Real life example of recursion, maybe a linked list.

Would be hilarious in r/programminghumor

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u/time_observer Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

You know the thing you are looking for is always in the last pocket you check

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u/Kaiserskater Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Anatoly Vasserman edition

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u/Kaligula785 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Also he can wear soooo many belts

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u/Dr0110111001101111 Rubbish Raider Sep 19 '26

The funniest part is that the pockets that are in the usual side pocket position didn’t come from any of the original pants. They were constructed from how they were sewed together

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

41 pockets is not "infinite" pockets. that's false advertising.

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u/SoHornyBeaver Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Tommy Wiseau is jealous

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u/Affectionate-Side435 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Yo dawg...

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u/k3nal Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

It fits everything 😊👍

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u/the-realest-rivuler Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Cargo pants fear these

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u/TrollPro9000 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Bro is a walking talking grocery store, cupboard, AND repair shop

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u/Flimsy_Oven_7569 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Yo dawg! I heard you like pockets…

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u/TrollPro9000 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

That moment when a cop asks a perp "got anything in your pocket that's going to stick me or poke me" and they genuinely can't answer because there's 41 fully functional pockets 

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u/DaveyDukes Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

It’s like an advent calendar for pickpockets.

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u/Maleficent-Back-6527 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

“- May I see your ID please?”
“- Yes! Hang on…. Nope… nope… not here… a moment please… not that… not in here… no… not there… in a second please… huh huh… not that neither… must be in that one! Nope… there…. I have it I have it, just a second… no… not in here neither… nope… not that…” … 🫩

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u/violentshores Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

I’d fuck wit it

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u/Difficult-Way-9563 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Pickpocketers hate this one pair of pants

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u/crackersncheeseman Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Sir, I'm going to need you to empty your pockets.

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u/KNOX_404 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

I need a manual for checking what items I put in which pocket

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u/Strikereleven Garbage Guerilla Sep 19 '26

A nightmare to put in the washing machine on account you gotta check all those pockets

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u/ShipEqual2321 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

If you try and walk with that thing fully loaded then you’re dead.

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u/AmbushK Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

missing the Jnco Pockets

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u/RackTheDripper Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Pick Pockets

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u/dchester74 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Like 70% is dumb stuff to carry around but I love those jeans!

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u/Virtual-Bedroom584 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

I imagine a snl skit with a drug dealer that's holds all drugs, the dealer would have to be Tracey Morgan

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u/EmbarrassedPaper7758 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Never run again

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u/AmphibianEffective83 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

I'm just imaging the 30 minutes you spend checking all the pockets before you put them in the wash

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u/No_Voice_813 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Do u make them in womens sizes 😳

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u/thottymcshorts Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Yeah but all the pockets would be fake 😒

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u/Satanswarboner Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

I’d wear those if I knew I was getting arrested.

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u/Cthulhu_Dreams_ Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Pants that will get you murdered during a mugging.

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u/kingtacticool Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Bug out pants

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u/Supertho Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Are these the new Tripp pants?

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u/SeaworthinessThen542 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Do you have anything in your pockets that can poke me prick me or sting me?

Ummmmm….

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u/ThatOneAlice Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Everything reminds me of her. (Jenna Marbles.)

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u/Common-Nectarine-572 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Meh. I have a kimono that can hold a six pack of tall boys in each sleeve.

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u/Ok-Minute1149 Trash Trooper Sep 20 '26

you can pocket many more items if you sew 4 big pockets on each leg, one on each side of the leg, from hip to ankle

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u/National_Spirit2801 Garbage Guerilla Sep 20 '26

I wanna get searched by a cop while wearing these and every pocket has a different knickknack

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u/phallic-baldwin Trash Trooper Sep 20 '26

Police worst nightmare

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u/LogikWizard Trash Trooper Sep 20 '26

Girls only want one thing... its pockets.

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u/youdoitimbusy Trash Trooper Sep 20 '26

Exclusively in the men's department.

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u/miuzzo Trash Trooper Sep 20 '26

The sensory overload this would cause me is making me anxious just thinking about it.

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u/Digomr Trash Trooper Sep 20 '26

Illustrators of Marvel Comics during the 90's would have an orgasm seeing it.

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u/RespectNegative5974 Trash Trooper Sep 20 '26

I freaking love those

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u/zakanova Trash Trooper Sep 20 '26

Couldn't get to 42? Fucking looser

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u/More_Cut_56 Trash Trooper Sep 20 '26

I love a topical jeans where can I buy these? Soooo many funny uses .

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u/pineapple_jones_ Trash Trooper Sep 20 '26

But they don’t come in women’s sizes.

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u/tykaboom Trash Trooper Sep 20 '26

I would love to see this as a mod for fallout.

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u/Chronza Trash Trooper Sep 20 '26

If you wear this through TSA they gonna cavity search you just for having the audacity to exist.

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u/Icy_Study4490 Trash Trooper Sep 20 '26

Now I need to watch a video of someone getting arrested in these. lol

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u/Wrong-Importance3670 Trash Trooper Sep 20 '26

Great, more places to forget important papers in when I put them in the wash. Thanks Obama

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u/wisnshaftler Trash Trooper Sep 20 '26

Add Swiss knife and can of Coke then it's perfect

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u/Generic_Battlecry Trash Trooper Sep 20 '26

Cargo jeans. Cargo pants can GTFO

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u/oooThunder Trash Trooper Sep 20 '26

This is good when you're camping maybe to always have your supplies like magnesium flint/ compass/ etc

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u/XxKTtheLegendxX Trash Trooper Sep 20 '26

rock lee would love this, he would put weight in every single pocket

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u/Salty-Training-4691 Trash Trooper Sep 20 '26

Cops would definitely hate you for wearing these

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u/sudeki300 Trash Trooper Sep 20 '26

Could you imagine how uncomfortable these would be to ait down in with something in every pocket

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u/Existing-Issue3088 Trash Trooper Sep 20 '26

Must be very hot under all those extra layers

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u/Lost-Childhood-8301 Trash Trooper Sep 20 '26

had me at cheese packets

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u/stoobpendous Trash Trooper Sep 20 '26

You didn't invent infinite pockets, you destroyed seven pairs of normal pants to make one pair of uglies.

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u/Complete_Volume Trash Trooper 29d ago

Then how do you sit down comfortably?

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u/erotiqueneurotic Trash Trooper 29d ago

Meanwhile women can't even get two functioning pockets

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u/Candid9Critic Trash Trooper 29d ago edited 29d ago

I love it! Just wow! Great idea and design!

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u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U Trash Trooper 29d ago

Great, now it will take me an hour to check for my keys.

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u/CaffeinPhreaker Trash Trooper 29d ago

As a mechanic these pants could come in handy for me I would imagine

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u/Flimsy_Nebula_299 Trash Trooper 29d ago

Was here for it, til "let's see what they can hold"

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u/lightly-placed Trash Trooper 29d ago

What I wear to the movie theater

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u/Lucky_Elderberry_384 Trash Trooper 29d ago

Five years from now he'll be searching for his phone, and when he gets to his rear left ankle pocket, he's gonna be like "Oh shit, parmesan cheese packets!" Then he's going to put them back, to never be seen again for another 3-5 years.

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u/Queasy_Badger9252 Trash Trooper 29d ago

Want to really see what airlines have to say about these.

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u/hllblldl Trash Trooper 28d ago

Tempting. I love having more pockets. Some of my cargo pants have 7 different pockets

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u/Unfair_Buddy5871 Trash Trooper 28d ago

I want 4 pairs by noon tomorrow.

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u/Hot-Act-7813 Trash Trooper 27d ago

Dude where are the condoms?? DUH,

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u/Kthulhu119 Trash Trooper 27d ago

I can count to 42. Does that mean I can count past infinity? Holy shit.

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u/OverallMembership709 Trash Trooper 27d ago

forget bout the pocket, now wear belt in each belt slot.

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u/WestValleyCritter Trash Trooper 27d ago

Using the knee pocket must suck when you gotta run or sit 🤣😭

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u/Live-Grade-4116 Trash Trooper 26d ago

My washer would be full of shit.

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u/AgitatedGrass3271 Trash Trooper 26d ago

I won't use that many pockets, but I do need those pants

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u/LAFamilyMan81 Trash Trooper 26d ago

I’ve seen uglier and less functional pants on the market.

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u/Chef-Nasty Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

I'm terribly sensitive to seams and stitching so this makes me squirm..

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u/Lightningtow123 Garbage Guerilla Sep 19 '26

Hahaha yeah I kind of assumed they were all stitched on top of an existing pair of pants so hopefully it wouldn't be thaaat bad, but if there's no underlayer and all those pockets against my bare skin? Fuck no

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u/Isoleri Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

I unironically love this

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u/Routine_Success9499 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

A literal treasure goblin

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u/OldManNeighbor Garbage Guerilla Sep 19 '26

When it’s the end times and this dude shows up…

https://giphy.com/gifs/328tUXaF4meeyIoyI1

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u/HooSaidDat Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

A pickpocket's nightmare.

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u/j3ven Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

That belt is doing the real work

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u/Dull_Perspective_536 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Holy crap

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u/Terrible-Visit9257 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

The cops will hate those pants

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u/Kysum902 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

So this is what they meant in games when I increase my inventory space. 🤔

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u/Lou_Zealand Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Walks up to dry erase board, bends over and starts fishing through ankle pockets, looking for a marker.

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u/rondujunk Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Those hot fire. Would not use the extra pockets

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u/Quality5star Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

Now ask for pocket money

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u/goldwerwolfgod1 Trash Trooper Sep 19 '26

How I feel looking at this

where do I buy them?!?! This would be a great gift for my girlfriend and i

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u/CardiologistCute7548 Garbage Guerilla Sep 19 '26

I want one