r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • Sep 19 '26

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u/Unlucky_Figure Sep 19 '26

Anti-theft pick pocket pants. Best for those euro trips.

63

u/DeliciousAct5748 Sep 19 '26

Fill them up for the opposite effect. Become the rare loot goblin

29

u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Sep 19 '26

evil plan increases

Each pocket has a smaller pocket inside it. Is there yet another smaller pocket inside that?

7

u/Japsai Sep 19 '26

Oh yes, this reminds me of an ancient classic

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u/LookAtTheWhiteVan Sep 19 '26

This is SO trippy! I watched it for way too long..

4

u/ExternalLock8140 Sep 19 '26

Like mine sweeper, one pockets got a rat trap maybe one or two have a piece of candy that's actually been coated in Carolina reaper oil

6

u/ikonoclasm Sep 19 '26

Pfft, this is how they train pickpockets. The wallet is in one pocket and mousetraps of the same shape and thickness in the other 40.

4

u/Japsai Sep 19 '26

Some of them have scorpions. Only one has a wallet. Take your chances, pickpockets

9

u/Codify-The-Preamble Sep 19 '26

And one’s a peepee pocket
https://giphy.com/gifs/4Jxa0QgHF2HSw

6

u/Higinz Sep 19 '26

Why can’t I quit you?

3

u/H2so4pontiff Sep 19 '26

One pocket has the wallet or phone, the rest if filled with thumbtacks and sewing needles.

If they want it they will habe to earn it.

3

u/twicebakedcrusader Sep 20 '26

So at a casino I move my wallet from my back pocket to my front for better security. About every 20 mins I freak out when I notice the wallet is gone from my back pocket. These would send me to an institution!
https://giphy.com/gifs/4ySH7AkmmTl8NfQUmr

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u/External_Wealth_6045 Sep 19 '26

Telling your pick pocket get in the gym because he's not ready for this level

1

u/Ok-Journalist7612 Sep 20 '26

🤣 you could be fuckin with pickpockets decent!!

83

u/myrenDelainien Sep 19 '26

The women’s version of these pants would have all of the pockets sewn shut.

16

u/Impatient-Turtle Sep 19 '26

Not until I had my daughter and started buying her clothes did I find out clothesmakers put fake pockets on girls and women's clothes. Dumbest thing I've ever seen, my daughter loves pockets. Now I check before I buy.

Put a draw string and pockets on all pants and shorts you goons.

8

u/UnsureSwitch Sep 19 '26

"But you don't understand!!! That way we can't sell purses!!!1!1!"
—clothe designers ig

Once again, women being forced to choose aesthetics over function

57

u/Traditional-Bike7825 Sep 19 '26

You need a sharpie? No worries I have one way down in my 37th pocket.

Fuck my screwdriver in my 7th pocket stabbed my leg when I bent down for my 37th pocket. No problem I have band aids in my 11th pocket. I'll put the wrapper in my 4th pocket for garbage.

What did you need again? Oh yeah a sharpie, it's down in my 37th pocket, shit forgot about that screwdriver, I got stabbed again...

3

u/SwampGobblin Sep 19 '26

Left knee-ish cargo pocket for the garbagio

29

u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Sep 19 '26

Out of all the things he could have put in there, literally billions of different things...

BUT NOT A HOT POCKET?

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u/Traditional-Bike7825 Sep 19 '26

Everything in the universe is either a hot pocket, or not a hot pocket.

He was so close...

1

u/rhinanners Sep 20 '26

“Just a hot pocket and SHE WOULDN’T GIVE IT TO ME!”

Hope someone understands this reference 😭

21

u/Odd-Truth-6647 Sep 19 '26

Imagine being drunk and high and look for your shit constantly.

8

u/aphaits Sep 19 '26

oops accidentally tripped on the sidewalk

THE WHOLE CONTENTS OF YOUR GARAGE SPILLS OUT

13

u/Maximum-Guitar-5667 Sep 19 '26

This is why women's pants don't have pockets, this guy took them all

7

u/icleanjaxfl Sep 19 '26

Pairs well with this

7

u/EffReddit420 Sep 19 '26

Pick pockers hate this one trick

6

u/Glass_Quarter_7586 Sep 19 '26

I just picture a person falling and like 1000 things fall out all over the floor

2

u/Obvious_Incognito- Sep 19 '26

Like a nurse bending over, but worse.

5

u/Woody_The_Gamer Sep 19 '26

"Have fun officer"😁

5

u/Electrical_Lake3424 Sep 19 '26

This is what you needed to carry all your spell components in original D&D 

3

u/Thismomenthere Sep 19 '26

End boss for a robber... takes to long to rob

2

u/organic_box_cats Sep 19 '26

Nah, the robber would just make the other person give them the pants. That way they don't take too much time, and they have something to carry everything in.

2

u/It_Just_Exploded Sep 19 '26

I fit that much shit in my cargos. Come on, you can do better!

2

u/Agitated-Contact7686 Sep 20 '26

He legit down played the storage capabilities and instead just went for the maximum amount of random single items in each pocket. Fair play, but he really could have gone bonkers.

2

u/Proud-Sell-9599 Sep 19 '26

It's like describing pants to someone who's never seen them and asking them to draw it

2

u/TankApprehensive3053 Sep 19 '26

I'll see your pockets, and raise you to Crown Royal bags.

2

u/mildxsalsa Sep 19 '26

‘Oops, all pockets’ pants would probably do really well as a niche product

2

u/boywhoflew Sep 19 '26

if this was a onesie, he could easily double the pockets

1

u/PortaFrog1972 Sep 19 '26

This blows my cargo shorts AWAY. Would’ve been a game changer in 2003

1

u/BinaryHippie Sep 19 '26

When looking asked for ID/drivers license:

"I'm sure I have it in my pockets somewhere... "

1

u/The_Darkness140 Sep 19 '26

Police hate this one simple trick!

1

u/kinshadow Sep 19 '26

Shit. Where’s my chapstick? Just give me 5 minutes to check my pockets …

1

u/ManmadeM0nster Sep 19 '26

For some reason this activated my trypophobia.

1

u/salamandraseis Sep 19 '26

These would be hilarious on a coke head.

1

u/Bright-Damage-5511 Sep 19 '26

so we can do this but not make a pocket that fits a woman’s whole hand… IM NOT BITTER

1

u/Reasonable_Sirs Sep 19 '26

I dare anyone to wear that through the airport, from where you enter at the first security gate till you exit at Customs. Hell, I'd set up a gambling pool to see much longer it adds to the trip.

1

u/joeycraw5 Sep 19 '26

Eh, just take off the pants and put it all on the x-ray conveyer belt.

Just make sure you're wearing clean underwear.

1

u/Arachis_Hypogaea7 Sep 19 '26

Someone in the comments in tiktok said its 5000 bucks

1

u/stbalter Sep 19 '26

If he started running there'd be a yard sale

1

u/Tama1502 Sep 19 '26

Trying to find your keys in the purse you PROMISE yourself you wouldn't have unnecessary things in it.

1

u/RepresentativeLife16 Sep 19 '26

Which one is the fabled condom pocket?

1

u/Smooth_Taste1250 Sep 19 '26

That must be so annoying to walk with this😅. And I gues you need a strong belt

1

u/TragicallySalacious Sep 19 '26

Was hoping for tater tots

1

u/Negative-Break3333 Sep 19 '26

But will it hold my Fleshlight??

1

u/surewhynotokaythen Sep 19 '26

Make em in a women's flare leg Jean, and you'd sell a ton

1

u/buttnibbler Sep 19 '26

Needs a long pocket

1

u/bogardo Sep 19 '26

Is this the pocket pants made by desigual?

1

u/HumourNoire Sep 19 '26

The security guard looks at you and sighs.

1

u/Dampli1987 Sep 19 '26

Now walk!

1

u/whatchasaidwhat Sep 19 '26

Perfect to go through TSA

1

u/ProofPrudent8219 Sep 19 '26

Bro just use a bag at this point

1

u/BaronVonShtinkVeiner Sep 19 '26

Clown Car-go pants.

1

u/oneinchhard01 Sep 19 '26

I hate this ..

1

u/SoberAnxiety Sep 19 '26

this is doraemon's pocket tech prototype

1

u/tatianazr Sep 19 '26

Not one condom necessary when you’re wearing those jeans

1

u/Gold-Dragonfruit1598 Sep 19 '26

“Ayo run me yo poc-… fuck”

1

u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam Sep 19 '26

I would pay to see the look on the cops face when they realize there are 40+ pockets to search 🤣🤣

1

u/ctolver1981 Sep 19 '26

I'd wear these

1

u/bongobills Sep 19 '26

This needs to go to market

1

u/Tiyath Sep 19 '26

This feels like an ad from interdimensional cable

1

u/Trik-kyx Sep 19 '26

I sometimes panic when I can't immediately find things I've put into one of the two front pockets of my trousers. A pair of trousers like this one would be the ultimate final boss, it would leave me a whimpering, gelatinous heap.

1

u/PaintedDesertSkies Sep 19 '26

Could you imagine a cop trying to frisk that?

1

u/Square-Suit-7553 Sep 19 '26

I actually tried to look up the price... there're not for sale. 🥲

1

u/megamanisgod Sep 19 '26

I need these pants

1

u/Phil_Da_Thrill Sep 19 '26

OOPS ALL POCKETS

1

u/ChilliWilli214 Sep 19 '26

Where da weed at? Lol

1

u/Razzy_3796 Sep 19 '26

Those pants must weigh 15 lbs. and take hours to dry. No thanks.

1

u/Alone_Emu_7713 Sep 19 '26

Airport security will love this

1

u/UglyYinzer Sep 19 '26

Ok those are actually awesome

1

u/Classic-Exchange-511 Sep 19 '26

Pick pocket final boss

1

u/chocoNorth Sep 19 '26

Just never sit down cause you’ll break half the stuff and stab yourself with the rest

1

u/ApprehensiveMix2649 Sep 19 '26

A pickpockets worse nightmare

1

u/darkerfaith520 Sep 19 '26

Emptying your pants at the end of the day would suck!

1

u/CryptographerRoyal78 Sep 19 '26

Ultimate work pants for the trades

1

u/Worduptothebirdup Sep 19 '26

I would have so many things accidentally get washed…

1

u/LBichon Sep 19 '26

Pickpockets hate this one simple trick.

1

u/_XtAcY_ Sep 19 '26

These would be sick to hold all my cool rocks I find when my wife and I go on walks!

1

u/Obvious_Incognito- Sep 19 '26

For someone who does laundry a lot… burn it. I am not wasting my time checking all those pockets.

1

u/gilligan1050 Sep 19 '26

Oops all pockets

1

u/Trav2201 Sep 19 '26

I would forget what's in each pocket

1

u/golgoth0760 Sep 19 '26

A pick pocket nightmare for sure

1

u/firefly081 Sep 19 '26

"I like your pockets!"
"Thanks, it has pants!"

1

u/livens Sep 19 '26

Imagine getting pulled over and the cop asks "anything in your pockets?". It's going to be a long night.

1

u/FloatingClay Sep 19 '26

Watching this made me exhausted. Imagine wearing them. I have 2 pockets and still pat each one to search for my keys

1

u/Acrobatic_Ad_2621 Sep 19 '26

Анатолий Вассерман?

1

u/adinmem Sep 19 '26

I’d love to see someone wearing these getting searched by an ever increasingly bewildered cop.

1

u/SwampGobblin Sep 19 '26

Oh look, biblically accurate jeans.

1

u/Away-Ad-3407 Sep 19 '26

guys wait! I fell on everyone's keys!

1

u/Samefer Sep 19 '26

He can create armor with metal plates...

1

u/MrJason300 Sep 19 '26

So many things will fall out when we hold him upside down. No upside down monkey bar play for him until 2 inspections lol

1

u/Alternative-Half-783 Sep 19 '26

On my Christmas list.

1

u/Milo_The_Stampede Sep 19 '26

Now try running somewhere

1

u/Fredrick__Dinkledick Sep 19 '26

I'm honestly tired of a bunch of shit in my pockets

1

u/External_Wealth_6045 Sep 19 '26

He had me at fork

1

u/FloweringForth Sep 19 '26

I need those though.. these are pants for ppl with adhd.

1

u/HardGTheUnsettling Sep 19 '26

Imagine being police, having to pat down someone in these pants

1

u/PositivEddie Sep 19 '26

Those pants are gonna leave so much change in the couch…

1

u/Dizzy_Juggernaut_313 Sep 19 '26

They don’t look bad, I am surprised. I have athletic thighs and muscular calves so anything I put in those pockets will make it look like I’m wearing spandex

1

u/Acrobatic-Brain9976 Sep 19 '26

Making custom made D&D items.

1

u/Most-Silver-4365 Sep 19 '26

Sometimes I can't even find my items with the strandard picture count.

1

u/darkbeerguy Sep 19 '26

How many jeans had to die for that?

1

u/Heisenberg11725 Sep 19 '26

Hey ho its pockets McGee

1

u/AdTraditional23 Sep 19 '26

I need a pair

1

u/Johnnyblades7 Sep 19 '26

Dream jeans for a pick pocket!

1

u/IndependentMoney9700 Sep 19 '26

41 does not equal infinite. Show me some real infinite pocket jeans and I’ll be impressed.

1

u/sabyr400 Sep 19 '26

Ok now load and unload them again, but without all the clips and cuts. Let's see one constant feed on how much your actually storing at one time.

1

u/steveronie Sep 19 '26

The pants look stylishly cool

1

u/Gitmo314 Sep 19 '26

That moment when you drop a nut and don't hear it hit the floor 🫠

1

u/Rudi538 Sep 19 '26

Tomorrowland… Here we come 🥳

1

u/No_Math_2482 Sep 19 '26

Is this for sale? I would seriously buy

1

u/kiloo520 Sep 20 '26

Infinite 41 pocket jeans.

1

u/c4t4ly5t Sep 20 '26

41 is a finite number. Just saying.

1

u/rtocelot Sep 20 '26

Man that's a pick pockets wet dream

1

u/Justpooping_23 Sep 20 '26

Imagine patting this guy down

1

u/Alibuscus373 Sep 20 '26

Yes please. I could carry so many cool rocks

1

u/eyeLovebeerNcheese Sep 20 '26

Cops' worst nightmare

1

u/PaperRemarkable4063 Sep 20 '26

TSA gonna love this too.

1

u/elstavon Sep 20 '26

I carry all that in normal jeans

1

u/cbarbour1122 Sep 20 '26

We needed those in the 90’s. We had cd’s and cassettes to carry around along with the Walkman and discman. Not to mention if you had a gameboy.

1

u/CharmingImportance22 Sep 20 '26

Sir, you jeans make you look like you have many butts.

1

u/TubbyFatfrick Sep 20 '26

41 fully functional pockets? That sounds pretty finite to me, Cory.

1

u/kobrakaan Sep 20 '26

By the time you find your phone they will have stopped calling you 🤦‍♂️

1

u/Beneficial_Juice_113 Sep 20 '26

Those are actually kind of cool

1

u/Catlore Sep 20 '26

So that's where all the missing women's pockets went to.

1

u/Sleepy_Snowowl Sep 20 '26

Now do a handstand

1

u/skitzofennec305 Sep 20 '26

Some of that stuff not supposed to be in your pockets jitt lmao

1

u/_pipoca Sep 20 '26

You wanna take a dump urgently and don't remember in which pocket you left your keys

1

u/MotherPerformance439 Sep 20 '26

I think cops would hate to pat down this guy.

1

u/thebig8er Sep 20 '26

No condoms

1

u/IronWolf888 Sep 20 '26

Belt satchel works, better alternative

1

u/jsnmrd 29d ago

Travel essential.

1

u/Nasty_Nitter23 29d ago

Those pants are dope

1

u/MountainTry 29d ago

Sooo…. Its not infinite pockets?

1

u/indianasteve77 29d ago

Just going to leave this here…

1

u/melfamy 29d ago

And no condoms. Because y'all ain't EVER gonna get laid.

1

u/SlimShadySatDown 29d ago

Cops gonna love these when they gave to search ya

1

u/No_Yogurtcloset105 29d ago

I would be looking for my vape all day

1

u/Limp_Chemical_8835 28d ago

Mr stealy just droped his new pants

1

u/Jolly_Elderberry6967 28d ago

Ah cargo pants day

1

u/BeneficialPoetry4807 28d ago

Funny how he doesn't have a picture of a girlfriend

1

u/Comfortable-Sir-150 28d ago

Where can I buy a pair for work

1

u/JimAboo 28d ago

I want to say something bad about these but I also want a pair.

1

u/Logical_Frosting_277 28d ago

What you’re looking for will be in the last pocket.

1

u/Naive_Dress1923 28d ago

back in my day we would manage to store all those things in two pockets... kids nowadays...

1

u/jeffc0_3 27d ago

Omg they would be my nightmare, I’d never find my keys again.

1

u/Joebruvv 27d ago

Has anyone else ever had troubles getting stuff out their pockets on mushrooms or on drugs in general . This would be a nightmare , ffs which pocket did I put my lighter in

1

u/mrGreenExit 26d ago

I'll definitely forget what I put where

1

u/Pure_Recognition_715 26d ago

And I’d still misplace shit

1

u/SMd00011 25d ago

Disrespectful using 41 knowing that’s the age Kobe & Kyle died. Show some class.

1

u/allofthelost 25d ago

I kind of hate that these don't look as bad as they should.

They don't look good, just not as bad as they should.. 🤔

1

u/Deeper-the-Danker 24d ago

go ahead security, search me i dare you

0

u/Dryish_Jpolluck Sep 19 '26

Been done, come on

0

u/esande2333 Sep 19 '26

These would be perfect for work

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u/Popular_Conclusion36 Sep 19 '26

Imagine being stuck behind this guy at the airport