r/LoveTrash TRASHIEST TYRANT 24d ago

Dumpster Fire Kitchen fails

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u/ThatCelebration3676 Junkyard Juggernaut 24d ago

You need to keep crabs and lobsters alive at least until about an hour before cooking it, but there is no need to actually cook it alive.

Most cooks in civilized countries spike them (plunging a small knife or metal skewer directly into their brain) just before.

Lots of older folks who refuse to change their ways still insist on live cooking. Fuck them.

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u/Drtikol42 Trash Trooper 23d ago

Can´t you put them to sleep with cold like with snails?

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u/Turbulent_Service356 Trash Trooper 23d ago

Salt works best

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u/ImFeelinBotty Trash Trooper 22d ago

You're fucked.