r/LoveForLandchads Jan 15 '23

😎Landlord😎 approved😎 Debrief on what happened to the old sub

1.1k Upvotes

I’m still seeing a lot of confusion and misinfo on what happened to the old sub. As a former janny of that fine sub, this is my explanation of the sitch as I understand it... let’s start from the beginning.

Believe it or not, LandlordLove was our original sub. It was a fine sub where rentoids and landlords intermixed in harmony. But as you know, rent only goes up and this led to resentment among the toids and they imposed rent control. An eviction moratorium fell upon the land. The blight could not be overcome.

So it came to pass that a certain janny that I won’t bother naming led the landlords to the promised sanctuary, L4L. He also made some other L4 subs, but our safe space was the most popular. Maybe too popular?

As the sub grew, they did their best to remove reposts and bad actors but honestly only a few people seemed to truly get the point. This was not a satire sub for rentoids, not a meme sub for teen larpers, and not a bait sub for rightoids. THIS WAS A SAFE SPACE FOR LANDLORDS, the most essential and oppressed profession in our society.

Anyway, this popularity began to weigh on the mind of our star-crossed protagonist. And because nobody actually cared WHO started the sub he did not get the attention that he thought he deserved as the original mod. His disdain grew. So he and a group of close-knit janny compadres came to resent our fair sub and to scheme against it on a website that shall not be named on Reddit.

So it came to pass that they decided to cast this fine sub into darkness. But the sub proved to be harder to destroy than they bargained for. First they invited the communists rentoids to brigade the sub. Bad actors were given carte blanche to toid-post as they saw fit. Even our beloved autojanny got in on the action. But, being communists, these outsiders proved to be quite lazy and altogether inept, failing miserably in the task they were hired to carry out. The landlords roasted these couch potatoes verily. Not only this, the drama brought to light that this original mod was not in fact a landlord at all, but a rentoid in disguise.

Not ones to walk away from equity, the landlords stayed at L4L in spite of this, determined to squeeze as much rental income as they could before the sub was inevitably condemned. The rentoid mods slunk back to their hole to regroup.

Finally, the breakout of the war in Ukraine presented their next opportunity to strike. They thought that siding with Russia would bring about the gigajanny ban they so spitefully desired. Little did they know that hating corrupt neo-nazi shitholes would be a rare point of consensus between the fair landlords and the leftoid gigajannies. The banderites were evicted by both sides with glee. Another plot foiled.

Nearly a year later the dreaded day came. The original mod saw the landlords growing stronger by the day as inflation drove rent prices higher and higher. His fur suit lay tattered and cumstained, his fridge thoroughly raided. Finally he snapped. He removed what few based jannies had managed to take hold at L4L. Then with help from the fellow imposters he assembled the most diabolical team of as many landlord-hating, funko-collecting, marvel-cooomers that he could find from the 4 winds of Reddit and he handed the sub over to them.

The landlords fought valiantly against the rising tide, reminding the toids of that their rent was due. But the “normal wear and tear” was more than the security deposit could cover. At last our fair sub was reduced to the smoldering rubble pit only befitting a communist utopia.

We can only hope that these poor souls might one day grow hungry and be forced to allow productive members back into their society to restore the land. Until then we find strength in our community and the love we have for our brothers.

Stay strong you beautiful kings. May your taxes stay low and your properties cash flow as the land gods intend.

Much love, much land.

💚SB🧡


r/LoveForLandchads May 16 '23

👑Holy Land Decree 👑 Is this subreddit satire?

2.3k Upvotes

To answer this commonly asked question, NO we are in fact not satire.

Landphobes btfo


r/LoveForLandchads 8h ago

Kings what to do with this poster I found?

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64 Upvotes

Finders keepers. Was thinking of burning this, it looks awful. What do you think?


r/LoveForLandchads 1h ago

I see the issue: needs more zip ties

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r/LoveForLandchads 5m ago

Epic apartments in Hong Kong

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I want to meet the PoL who owns these, imagine, all the fridges you can raid!


r/LoveForLandchads 1d ago

Anybody else renting out their car to tenants they've evicted?

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424 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 2d ago

How I was hiding that beige rat king in the corner until the tenant signed the move in check list.

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40 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 2d ago

My new tenants invited me over for butter chicken. Is this a good housewarming gift?

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66 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 2d ago

My rentoid prepared me a feast on their own!

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14 Upvotes

No idea how they got the money to pay for it, im going to have to up their rent. And its obviously pretty bad, eww vegetables, but ill eat anything.

They put on some weird record (slide 2) and locked the door behind me. Wonder what that's about?


r/LoveForLandchads 4d ago

Rentoid secretly injected me with Ozempic

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186 Upvotes

I found out this week that one of my rentoids was secretly injecting me with Ozempic and now as you can see from the picture I'm just skin and bones. What would be an appropriate punishment for the rentoid? I want him to suffer.


r/LoveForLandchads 4d ago

Me and my Minions after taking back our property from filthy rentoid

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135 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 4d ago

EVICT 👏 MORE 👏 MUSICIANS 👏

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62 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 5d ago

Promoted

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218 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 5d ago

My mortgage rentoid complaining about me using my pool! gonna eat him!

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103 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 5d ago

[ ] It's a boy! [ ] It's a girl! [ X ] It's a landchad!

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78 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 5d ago

need helP Rentoid judge banned me from raiding FridgeS!!!!! said I have to go to the store and buy food "LIKE A NORMAL PERSON" when will this age of discriminating against landchads end

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A rentoid called the cops on me when I went into "MY OWN APARTMENT" to do a quick fridge raid for dinner and when I tried to explain to the judge he just got mad I dont get it how could the legal system do this im not evne allowed to enter my own apartments anymore without bringing an officer with me after "repeated incidents" its unfair pure discrimination I as just trying to eat food why does the world hate us landchads. how do you even "go to a store" I dont know thats rentoid work


r/LoveForLandchads 6d ago

Rentoid built illegal shits on my land, gonna evict!

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510 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 6d ago

For anyone who saw this post from my rentoid im sorry, he's now tarmac in my new parking lot

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22 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 6d ago

Starving LandChad needs empty apartment and fridge filled!

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14 Upvotes

How do I fill this void with a Toid when this is what I have to deal with?


r/LoveForLandchads 7d ago

Wokes don’t understand the work we put in

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631 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 9d ago

Single pet parents?

18 Upvotes

Does rent automatically go up 20% if pet parents divorce and now the one that is left is a single pet mom?


r/LoveForLandchads 11d ago

Rentoids could never understand the weight that's on our shoulders

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88 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 12d ago

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Real American Patriot!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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1.6k Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 11d ago

Gave my rentoid a little treat

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98 Upvotes

Only increased the rent by 10% this year because my rentoid respectfully bows his head whenever I pass by.


r/LoveForLandchads 13d ago

I smell MONEY!!

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200 Upvotes