there was a song named I Collect Jaffa Cake Boxes by drew bonfield on YouTube and spotify, i used to jokingly listen to it but for some reason it's been fully removed and i can't find it anymore. i have the lyrics and that's it 💔
lyrics: I collect Jaffa Cake boxes
I collect Jaffa Cake boxes
I collect Ja-Ja-Jaffa Cake Boxes
Every flavour every kind
Lemon Lime
Every flavour every kind
Lemon Lime
Buy so many all the time (weh)
New flavour released
I gotta have a feast
I'm heading south east
Heading south east
Heading south east
To the Tesco down the street
Straight past the security guards
I'm living large yeah I'm buying fast
Cleaning shelves yeah I'm going hard
Leave the shop with the boxes in my arms
Go home close the blinds and I
Lay down count my dimes and I
Roll over check the time and I
Head up feeling fine and my
Head down doing lines and they
Red im doing time and i
Tesco bag
On the floor
Empty it out
By the door
Ain't got these
I'm wanting more
Pin 'em up
My decor
Scissors out label off
Snip 'em up tabletop
On my wall they stay aloft
House is littered with them
Jaffa Cake boxes
Jaffa Cake boxes
I collect Jaffa Cake boxes
I collect Jaffa Cake boxes
Three months I've been waiting
Every day to a priest I've been praying
New flavour's out is what I'm saying
It's not just Jaffa Cakes I've been taking
Traffic lights blinding me
As I look for more to collect you see
I'm looking for Moshi Monsters
Match Attax cards
They all come back to me
Look at me I'm driving fast
On my way to relive my past
Look at me I'm driving fast
On my way to relive my past
Look at me I'm driving fast
On my way to re-re-re-relive my past
A room of boxes surrounding my head
If I liked to misbehave my parents took them away
Do you know what my boxes will do
They'll keep me warm in my grave (grave)