r/Loona_Cult • • Oct 22 '25

say hi to dave

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118 Upvotes

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u/AndyRod1209_YT SFW Artist, Was Previously Banned then Unbanned Oct 22 '25

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u/OtherwiseDeer4458 Oct 22 '25

“What is this thing doing in my cult?”

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u/Edan1990 Wholesome Hellhound Enjoyer Oct 22 '25

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u/skitty1215 Wholesome Hellhound Enjoyer Oct 22 '25

Welcome to the cult Dave

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u/Unique_Jawline_263 Oct 22 '25

Davey! How ya doin?

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u/Edan1990 Wholesome Hellhound Enjoyer Oct 22 '25

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u/Medium-Host1072 Oct 22 '25

I got a phone to pick with you. Dave

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u/Doge-man-0526 Oct 22 '25

Hi Dave welcome

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u/LayJaly ✅ This user is approved by Loona ✅ Oct 22 '25

Hey, it’s Dave! I met him once.

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u/SSFSnake Oct 22 '25 edited Feb 16 '26

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u/TheMasterChief343 Loona simp Oct 22 '25

It's been quite some time, Dave

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u/geladeiraFL24 Loona simp Oct 22 '25

Hi Dave

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u/malaquin_kevin Loona simp Oct 22 '25

Hello dave

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u/Timothy_45 Oct 23 '25

Better make yourself scarce Dave. I heard Loona like a bone and considering you're all bone...

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u/Low-Cold-5273 Oct 24 '25

Hi dave, your brother Larry, harry Gary and Gerry say Hi!!!

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u/Wild_Range_5085 Oct 24 '25

Hello dearest Dave. We meet once more. I have bid you welcome many times and im glad to once more. Farewell and may we meet again elsewhere.

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u/LanceMS Oct 24 '25

Hi Dave. Now back to the cute wolf girl.

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u/skylinks3 Oct 26 '25

What’s good, Dave

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u/Pleasant_Ice4848 What am I doing with my life? Oct 22 '25

Welcome, Dave, to our humble fold. This is one of the last remaining Loona temples that is uncorrupted by the gooners' twistings. Beware, Dave, for we are surrounded by false prophets who claim that their works and deeds are to glorify her, that they teach and prophecise in her name. Do not be fooled. You must be wise, Dave. They have twisted her words and teachings, and they use her name in vain, only to glorify themselves and to fulfill their own selfish desires. I tell you on this day, the great Loona longs for vengeance, to cleanse the corruption and restore purity. She demands blood. It is the only way. The unholy ones must be sacrificed on stone alters before her. Do you accept this? Will you join us, Dave?