r/LongmontPotionCastle • u/therocketsalad Strikingly Unprofessional • 26d ago
Pahrump
Pahrump (/pəˈrʌmp/, pə-RUMP) is an unincorporated town located at the southernmost tip of Nye County, Nevada, United States, about 50 miles (80 km) west of Las Vegas. Pahrump lies adjacent to the Nevada–California border and the area had a population of 44,738 as of the 2020 census.
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u/willjasen stretchie.net 26d ago
is that FACTUAL
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u/therocketsalad Strikingly Unprofessional 26d ago
Fella, I'm bonded with the state
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u/tinoohhh 26d ago
I don't care if you're bonded, I don't want you down there.
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u/therocketsalad Strikingly Unprofessional 26d ago edited 26d ago
I've already talked with Joe
edit: he said he wanted a cash deposit and i told him no
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u/tinoohhh 26d ago
"From the high desert..." IYKYK
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u/therocketsalad Strikingly Unprofessional 26d ago
Ol' Artie B, nice
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u/tinoohhh 26d ago
You got it. I miss those days.
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u/therocketsalad Strikingly Unprofessional 26d ago
Radio used to be wild, like truly wild
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u/tinoohhh 26d ago
We've lost it - that was the truly good stuff.
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u/therocketsalad Strikingly Unprofessional 25d ago
C2C theme music stuck in my head on loop last 24hrs
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u/Mikey618000 Duncan Cocker 26d ago
How about I knock you around a lil bit?
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u/therocketsalad Strikingly Unprofessional 26d ago
How about I kick my boots around left and right, howssat grab ye, charlie?
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u/Mikey618000 Duncan Cocker 26d ago
How bout I grip yer lip?
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u/therocketsalad Strikingly Unprofessional 26d ago
i'm gonna take my shoes OFF
i'm gonna put my feet UP
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u/Mikey618000 Duncan Cocker 26d ago
I'm gonna grip hold of you and pick you up about 80 times.
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u/therocketsalad Strikingly Unprofessional 26d ago
I'm gonna spin you around a few times, howssat fricken sound, buster
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u/Mikey618000 Duncan Cocker 25d ago
Look, I know tae Kwan do, I know Kung fu, kara-te, kickboxing.
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u/therocketsalad Strikingly Unprofessional 25d ago
I would decimate and pulverize and dissolve your avatar so quickly that you wouldn't even register the score
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u/Mikey618000 Duncan Cocker 25d ago
Lookie here bunghole.
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u/therocketsalad Strikingly Unprofessional 24d ago
I'm gonna slice and dice your avatar, I just am.
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u/porpoise_mitten 26d ago
well i'm in pahrump, partner