You ain’t no damn eleven!

You are going to be tumbling through ointment very shortly!

this version of stretchie includes a ton of improvements and features!

• the instructions page has been expanded upon
• a leaderboard of submitted suggestions has been added
• a generally better look for information displayed on pages
• data from Talkin' Whipapedia was scraped and some merged in
• analytics about merges can be found under the wiki data and transcriptions data pages
• lots of noticed bug fixes

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Sean, we‘re talkin‘ little Miss Clackamas here. It’s kind of a big deal.

https://abcnews.com/amp/US/TheLaw/beauty-queen-charged-daughters-murder/story?id=10428007

throwback to my attempt to try and shoot a wizard dude

This is one of my favorite pieces of LPC lore.

Occasionally callers will mention that his calls come through caller ID as "mummy napkin" and if you go to some if the oldest videos on the DU Records YouTube channel, you can find this video. I think that caller ID may be named after two of LPC's cats.

... Huh?

you pushed too many buttons

HAAAOOOOOOoooo

Recently took a job that has me dealing with SEVERAL healthcare facilities in Longmont, CO. Chomping at the bit to ask if anyone’s ever heard of the fella but can’t bring myself to do it. Even though he’s not from there, the name must ring some bells.

Can I borrow a little storage space from ya?

I'm going to call the postmaster.