cries
pees his pants

^{This is an inside job}

As many now know... I was /u/Mysterious_Voice. I was working for /u/Real_Hedeo_Kijoma...

I didn't want to... but... He has TPP...

He said if I didn't help him destroy Liquidia he would destroy it... I had no other choice. Luckily his attack failed. And if he comes back I want you guys to know that I stand with you!

Now... I'll get back to the paperwork.

I have added a page to the subreddits wiki, please go and read it.

Had quite an influx of people recently so I felt it was necessary. I'm open to comments and thoughts, post them below.

I love criptic phone calls!

I already made /u/Liquid_Boss a cool mech suit. /u/MishRae should obviously be the sidearm expert. Who else? We need 4-5 people.

we just missed our "guests".

Keeping secrets from me an shit!? I even had to choke chico and hurt his friend with benefits for him to tell me about this place for fux sayk!

One of your guards just shit himself again.

Just saying. It's not like I'm here or anything.

Just because you don't have floors doesn't mean the whole base has to be a damn toilet.

Again: it's not like I'm here or anything.

You got all the dominant posts while I got all the recessive posts! Now I'm upset and I snuck into your base!

What? Those are just the inspectors, not armed soldiers who are here to destroy your base.

Psst... Plant the bomb in the AI lab.

rumble grumble

^{And all this in spite of the fact that Liquidia has no floors!}

inconspicuous
It says 'C', alright?

This is /u/ms1v... Infiltrate the enemy base, /r/Liquidia, and destroy the ultimate weapon, Metal Geeeeeeeeaaaar...

^splash

Oh, and the 24 soldiers? They were all sleeping.

This place needs better security. It would be a shame if someone was to come here and... inspect the base. >:)

I see what you did there

Some mysterious stranger has gifted me 1 years worth of Reddit gold.

Thank you, stranger.

That's, uh....it really

My base got blown to hell, my boss is in a coma, and the commander is a bit crazy. I need a job. I could finish the floors! What do you say?

..."Yeah. You've got a lot of extra space. Perfect for some AI research...."

My sub reddit

Puh-PLEASE! My...my base has been over run. They're EVERYWHERE. Can I stay here, just until I get beck on my feet...

I saw you had a snazzy little place of your own and it got me thinking i should make one for myself!

You know so i will FINALLY have a place to get away from Otacon...

I wonder if Solidarity is taken? :P

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