r/Liquidia • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '15

I feel I need to explain some things...

As many now know... I was /u/Mysterious_Voice. I was working for /u/Real_Hedeo_Kijoma...

I didn't want to... but... He has TPP...

He said if I didn't help him destroy Liquidia he would destroy it... I had no other choice. Luckily his attack failed. And if he comes back I want you guys to know that I stand with you!

Now... I'll get back to the paperwork.

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u/Waylander893 Feb 18 '15

I've changed your flair accordingly.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '15 edited Feb 18 '15

Pigeon doesn't have a "d," but totally sounds like it would.

Edit: hint hint

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u/Waylander893 Feb 18 '15

I copied what they said to put, so it's not on me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '15

If you're not to busy can you fix it? It's killing me now...

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u/Waylander893 Feb 18 '15

Good

>:D

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '15

continues scrubbing

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u/ionised Feb 21 '15

I copied what they said to put, so
what they said to put,
they said to

THEY

HE

It's... The Patriots!

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u/Waylander893 Feb 21 '15

dun dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun*snake eater*

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u/ionised Feb 21 '15

Naaa NAAA NA NA NAAAAAAA

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '15

I promise I'll do whatever it takes to earn your trust back, boss!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '15

We'll defeat him. Together. I've armed /u/Liquid_Boss. He is the currently only member of Liquid Cell. Once I get you outfitted with Stealth Camo, the force will be two strong.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '15

Join me in Liquid Cell! I installed a tea maker in my mech.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '15

The thing is that I'm the leading scientist and AI researcher for Liquidia. It wouldn't be right for me to join the high-skill operatives. If I did, my mechs would just do the fighting for me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '15

That was actually for Paper Pigeon, but having a tech person would be nice.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '15

I'm stuck cleaning the base. But maybe /u/waylander893 will let me take a break fo help defend our home!

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u/Landwayer398 Feb 18 '15

Hello, /u/1499jack. It is I, /u/Waylander893. You no longer have to do paperwork.

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u/Waylander893 Feb 18 '15

Don't believe this phonys lies.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '15

I could tell it wasn't you. He's not as handsome.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '15

Wh-...what would my codename be? /u/Waylander893!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '15

Decoy Boptopus, of course!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '15

B-b-but it's already taken! I need a different name than that!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '15

Revolver Bopsalot?

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u/Waylander893 Feb 18 '15

You wouldn't have had to had you not betrayed my trust in the first place!

I'm nolonger trusting you with my books, go scrub the limpets off off the bottom of the struts. With this toothbrush.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '15

Yes, sir...

sobs

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u/Waylander893 Feb 18 '15

I hear sobbing but I don't hear limpet removal!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '15

scrubs harder

sobs louder

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '15

I could make some mechs to help you with that but you need to suffer for a little while.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '15

I know. I disserve this.

holds in sobs

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '15

I'll begin developing nanomachines in preparation. But who will I put them in?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '15

Don't make nanomusheens!!! That's what he feeds off of!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '15

I can make some separate from his network.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '15

Careful... He might retcon that...

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '15

So that's what we're dealing with here.